[Selling] Max Happy Jumps 🦘 (HJ) - Fast, Reliable & Trustworthy Service - Only 4x Erotic DVDs! 📀
Hello Torn Citizens, Are you ready to Max out your Battle Stats efficiently? I am offering reliable Max Happy Jumps for a low price! What is a Max Happy Jump? This service is for players who want to gain the absolute maximum stat increase from their daily natural energy, stacked energy, or energy refills.
✅ My Offer - A Fast & Low-Cost Service | Cheap Price Per Jump | 4x Erotic DVDs 📀
First time MAX Happy Jump 🦘 also gives a merit for 99,999 happy (ecstatic)
Items needed:
4x Xanax & Point Refill, FHCs &/or Energy Drinks (depending on your budget)
2x Poison Mistletoe
1-2x Erotic DVDs (depending on what your base happy is)
1x Ecstasy
How it will work:
Stack 4x Xanax 💊 to 1000 energy
Use 2x Poison Mistletoe 🌲 to steal happy from me (once I have completed my jump)
Use 1 or 2 Erotic DVDs 📀 to get you back to 50k Happy
Use 1x Ecstasy 💊 to double your happy (drug cooldown must be on 0)
Train at the gym 🏋🏻♂️ & get swol AF
Use any Point Refill, FHCs, Energy Drinks or Job Points & train again 🧋🎟️🥤
How to Order:
Mail me to check my availability before you stack your Xanax 💊
Once confirmed, send me the 4x Erotic DVDs 📀 via a trade or quick private offer.
I will confirm time & day. You take your Xanax and wait for me to give the "GO" signal.
We will link up via Discord as it is more efficient for everyone.
As soon as I have done my jump, I will message you saying jump and then it is your turn to steal my happy.
Enjoy your maximized training gains!
There is a chance I may have someone scheduled before or after you but that will all be discussed before jump day.
✅ Trust & Reliability: I am committed to providing a fast, reliable, smooth & trustworthy service. Your time & Happy are valuable to me!
Note: Xanax, Ecstasy, FHC, Point Refils, Erotic DVDs & Poison Mistletoe are not included in this price. You must supply your own boosting items and have access to everything required. I am merely selling my max happy to you for 4x Erotic DVDs, look forward to hearing form you. If I OD at anytime during my Xanax stack or jump, I will refund everyone their Erotic DVDs or keep them and include you in the next jump. The call is completely up to you, I insure all my jumps with Gat Insurance so my Erotic DVDs are covered.
Not sure if right place for this or if it is even a bug, I was under the impression Happy was supposed to cap at 99K and that's what I have seen with max jumps before but my last 2 have gone over 99K. First was 100,050 and this time 102050?
I feel like there needs to be another country added between Canada & Hawaii like another South American country to close that gap, 28 mins to Canada or 1 hour 34mins to Hawaii is to big of a gap for the close flights. Please add Columbia or Venezuela or something to close the gap and make flight time just under 1 hour for PI. I reckon that would be the best thing that could happen in Travel 2.0 & international crimes, what a cracka update that would be!