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Faction Extortion · · 8 likes

Reading this thread made me stop using AI.

Sharks and boundaries · · 12 likes

Context: saw a silly-looking trade ad (read the quoted text in my 3rd message) and wanted to do some light prodding:

 

 

 

Never let go of your dreams! Even when being down on your luck and living inside of a shark, always remember that if you work hard you will succeed <3 

 

 

Note: not sharing the name. I understand that, for some people, English might not be their first language, as it wasn't mine either. We shouldn't be mean about it. Still found this a little funny in a lighthearted way tho and I genuinely wish this person well. 

New lingo just dropped: Bounce · · 9 likes

Happy Halloweek, all you degenerates of Torn! I hope everyone is getting lots of treats and not getting into too much trouble. I had a few minutes in between hospital trips and thought of something that I wanted to share with y'all.  

 

For a game that has been around as long as Torn has, the lingo needs to occasionally occasionally evolve in order to keep things fresh. 

 

My proposal is as follows: make "Bounce" a thing for when someone attacks you and loses. It's already embarrassing enough when it happens, but what if we could make it even more so with a new slang term, an alternative to "a free defend"? 

 

 

 

Examples:

 

  • "He was talking big in wc but he's been real quiet since bouncing."
  • "This noob thought he could mug...he just bounced off me lmao."
  • "Nice bounce, idiot." <--- toxicity not endorsed, but you know it'll happen anyway

 

The thing is, when you have a successful defend, it really does feel like they harmlessly bounced off of you. It's a good feeling. I've personally been using this when talking about (the extremely few) successful defends my nooby ass has gotten so far lol.

 

So, what do you guys and gals think? Is it time to shake up the lingo meta, or should we not fix it if it ain't broke? 

Success Text Rendered on Failure · · 1 like

I'm currently posting this with TornTools enabled.

 

This is the first time I've seen this bug, but it was pretty funny lol. Task failed successfully vibes. 

 

11:54:28 - 24/08/26 You used 3 nerve and critically failed responding to a Tech Support Scam target

 

New AN Hiring · · 0 likes

Wow that filled up quickly! Thanks everyone :D

 

Hi, want to make some money and get your work stats up? Well I got some good news for ya. Come apply at my company! 

 

What are your expectations? 

  1. Be active enough to not have the Inactivity debuff.
  2. Rehab Saturday / early Sunday so we can look good for company evaluation day, especially if at 10 addiction or above (if you can see the brain icon, that's me getting a headache). 

 

What are you paying us? 

Wages until 3*, job perks after. 

 

How will trains work? 

Free rotational trains until 3*, paid ones @600k after, with some free ones occasionally.

 

What are your plans for the company? 

I started the company from scratch and am trying to grow it to 7-8*. I won't be charging any edvd taxes.  

 

Are you a qualified Director?

I think so, I completed all relevant education and bought the stock blocks. The company should rank up fairly quickly. 

 

 

Recent archived posts

[Script] KAL Loadout Revealer - Free · · 1 like

This is huge, awesome work! 

STOP AI SLOP ON TORN! · · 7 likes

Fuck AI slop. People are becoming too reliant on it, and not bothering to even think for themselves anymore, let alone learn a useful skill or connect with someone who already has. 

 

If you used AI, it's not yours. There's no skill involved, and your level of achievement and effort is beneath 4-year-old Jimmy's fucken 30-second crayon-drawn stick figure fridge photo. If that's how you choose to represent yourself as an adult, then I feel sorry for ya. Pick up a pencil, eat a crayon, write a print statement, touch some grass, do something with that brain before you have to end up asking chatGPT how to tie your damn shoes

Beginner · · 3 likes

"Thought I'd try starting to make some friends on here by posting in this forum. "

 

Buddy...I got some news for ya

Sharks and boundaries · · 12 likes

Context: saw a silly-looking trade ad (read the quoted text in my 3rd message) and wanted to do some light prodding:

 

 

 

Never let go of your dreams! Even when being down on your luck and living inside of a shark, always remember that if you work hard you will succeed <3 

 

 

Note: not sharing the name. I understand that, for some people, English might not be their first language, as it wasn't mine either. We shouldn't be mean about it. Still found this a little funny in a lighthearted way tho and I genuinely wish this person well. 

AI Avatars · · 2 likes

Fuck AI slop. People are becoming too reliant on it, and not bothering to even think for themselves anymore. 

 

Not art-related, but still a prime example, this fucken disasterpiece of a thread. That thread made me stop representing myself with AI. 

Success Text Rendered on Failure · · 1 like

I'm currently posting this with TornTools enabled.

 

This is the first time I've seen this bug, but it was pretty funny lol. Task failed successfully vibes. 

 

11:54:28 - 24/08/26 You used 3 nerve and critically failed responding to a Tech Support Scam target

 

New AN Hiring ·

Wow that filled up quickly! Thanks everyone :D

 

Hi, want to make some money and get your work stats up? Well I got some good news for ya. Come apply at my company! 

 

What are your expectations? 

  1. Be active enough to not have the Inactivity debuff.
  2. Rehab Saturday / early Sunday so we can look good for company evaluation day, especially if at 10 addiction or above (if you can see the brain icon, that's me getting a headache). 

 

What are you paying us? 

Wages until 3*, job perks after. 

 

How will trains work? 

Free rotational trains until 3*, paid ones @600k after, with some free ones occasionally.

 

What are your plans for the company? 

I started the company from scratch and am trying to grow it to 7-8*. I won't be charging any edvd taxes.  

 

Are you a qualified Director?

I think so, I completed all relevant education and bought the stock blocks. The company should rank up fairly quickly. 

 

 

Bounty Reveals! · · 1 like

Great service, prompt reply, swift execution. I recommend these guys, and will come back if I need to. 10/10

CEO'S TRADING STALL (Plushies&Flowers +100%MV, XAN / EDVD / FHC TOP prices!) · · 1 like

Awesome trader, looking forward to your growth 🏆

Custom JLT Spring Banners 2026 ·

Shmiggety  L2 

Awesome work! 

JUX Lite - 4.0m Respect | Sister fac of JUX HQ ·

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

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Tommygunzs leader is a crash out. Not fit to lead · · 1 like

The complaint form killed me laughingbro's got issues that run deeper than how deep he is in the closet

[GIVEAWAY] Free Xanax Daily [Ended] ·

Yes please cool

[Raffle] 250M+ New Year Raffle [Ended] · · 1 like

Raffle raffle all around. Buy a vic and let my ticket be found

Faction Extortion · · 8 likes

Reading this thread made me stop using AI.

New lingo just dropped: Bounce · · 9 likes

Happy Halloweek, all you degenerates of Torn! I hope everyone is getting lots of treats and not getting into too much trouble. I had a few minutes in between hospital trips and thought of something that I wanted to share with y'all.  

 

For a game that has been around as long as Torn has, the lingo needs to occasionally occasionally evolve in order to keep things fresh. 

 

My proposal is as follows: make "Bounce" a thing for when someone attacks you and loses. It's already embarrassing enough when it happens, but what if we could make it even more so with a new slang term, an alternative to "a free defend"? 

 

 

 

Examples:

 

  • "He was talking big in wc but he's been real quiet since bouncing."
  • "This noob thought he could mug...he just bounced off me lmao."
  • "Nice bounce, idiot." <--- toxicity not endorsed, but you know it'll happen anyway

 

The thing is, when you have a successful defend, it really does feel like they harmlessly bounced off of you. It's a good feeling. I've personally been using this when talking about (the extremely few) successful defends my nooby ass has gotten so far lol.

 

So, what do you guys and gals think? Is it time to shake up the lingo meta, or should we not fix it if it ain't broke? 

Favorite Animal? · · 1 like

Cats are the best. Totally not biased

Search option in faction deposit · · 1 like

We need some eyes on this

Drop a word add a word! ·

Road Rage