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H8ALOFU [3955064] Level 23 The Doll House TDH Toy Soldier

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[Pigeon Paradise] Pigeon's Daily Free Xanax · · 3 likes

There is no scientific difference between a pigeon and a dove. The terms are often used interchangeably. 

ALLLLLLL ABOARD !! · · 2 likes

"Man, they really care about our safety" I say as I try to pry the bat from the stranger's hands. "This bat is really secured. I think the latch is stuck."

 

I look for anything else when I spot the golf club next to the stranger with the notepad. I walk up to him. "Hey stranger, have I got a story for you. I'M going to win all the candy." With that, I swiftly grab the golf club and start taking swings at the piñata.

ALLLLLLL ABOARD !! · · 2 likes

I look back at the man sticking his head in the overhead bin and realize it's not a man sticking his head in the overhead bin, 

 

IT'S A PIÑATA!!!!!

 

And they even have the bat sitting right next to it. What a fun train! I should go give it a couple whacks and see if I can get some more candy.

 

I walk over and try to take the bat and hit the piñata.

ALLLLLLL ABOARD !! · · 2 likes

"Perhaps when we reach our destination then. Thank you." I turn around and head back toward my seat.

 

As I pass the attendant that has been seeing to our needs so far, I give her a tip. "Here you are Miss. Your service has been impeccable."

 

04:06:54 - 15/11/25 You sent $5 to Daisy3 with the message: Tip

ALLLLLLL ABOARD !! · · 2 likes

Watching as the attendant hands the red paper crown to the stranger, I lightly bow in my seat while saying " My Liege" before letting out some laughter.

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  1. The best part of Christmas is waking up and finding little handmade cards from my neighbors kids on the porch. All of my kids are grown and its cool to still get to see a little kids fascination with Christmas. That and 24 hours of A Christmas Story on TV. My wife isnt as fond of that, but its Christmas and she humors me.
  2. Time in Torn has been good. You get buy/mugged and steamrolled by higher levels just like anyone else, but once you find your niche, things start falling into place, you find your groove and a good faction and things get going.

Spreading xmas cheer final round · · 1 like

More than half of the above posters can't follow the simple directions you posted, even the one above me! Dont give it to anybody because theyre too dumb to appreciate it.

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I dont deserve it because im the kind of guy that walks through the plumbing aisle in Lowe's and Home Depot and puts all the different fittings in the wrong bins so that people who aren't paying attention curse my name when they get home with what they didnt need.

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Three of the five fastest land animals live in South Africa, those being the Cheetah, the Lion, and Oscar Pistorius' next girlfriend. Sorry, I meant to say the Wildebeest.

 

 

Thats just wicked.

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ALLLLLLL ABOARD !! ·

Fred starts speaking monkey to me and I reply, "You're right buddy. It has been a pretty exciting day. We should grab some snacks for after the train stops."

 

We head back to the attendants cart to see if anything is left.

ALLLLLLL ABOARD !! · · 1 like

"Fred is coming with me!"