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SomTallWhiteGuy's Warlord, RW, Items Bazaar · · 1 like

⚔️ RANKED WEAPONS AVAILABLE:

🗡️ 19% Fury Naval Cutlass (176.66% DMG / 75.16 ACC) – $485,000,000
🐾 24% Plunder Ninja Claws (103.60% DMG / 46.15 ACC) – $160,000,000
🔨 6% Frenzy Macana (123.01% DMG / 63.78 ACC) – $215,000,000
🔪 20% Plunder Diamond Bladed Knife (128.50% DMG / 67.26 ACC) – $515,000,000

🔫 17% Warlord Enfield SA-80 (115.32% DMG / 69.77 ACC) – $525,000,000
🔫 17% Warlord MP5k (144.58% DMG / 51.70 ACC) – $415,000,000
🔫 17% Warlord Tavor TAR-21 (108.94% DMG / 70.75 ACC) – $400,000,000
💥 16% Warlord Jackhammer (137.80% DMG / 77.21 ACC) – $377,000,000
🔫 16% Warlord AK-47 (138.87% DMG / 65.30 ACC) – $325,000,000
🔫 15% Warlord Steyr AUG (109.55% DMG / 70.74 ACC) – $225,000,000

💎 More goodies always rotating through the bazaar

👉 Stop by SomTallWhiteGuy’s Bazaar and gear up like a warlord 😎

Faction Armory Ranked Gear Spreadsheet · · 1 like

📊 Faction Armory Ranked Gear Spreadsheet – Stay Organized, Stay Deadly 📊

Tired of losing track of who owns what in your faction armory?
Keep everything clean, organized, and easy to manage with this fully structured Ranked Gear tracking spreadsheet built specifically for Torn factions.

🔫 Weapons Tab Includes:

  • Dropdown menus for:

    • Owner

    • Weapon Name

    • Weapon Type

    • Rarity

    • Bonus 1 & Bonus 2

  • Columns for:

    • Quality %

    • DMG

    • ACC

    • Bonus 1 Value

    • Bonus 2 Value

🛡️ Armor Tab Includes:

  • Dropdown menus for:

    • Owner

    • Armor Item

    • Bonus

  • Columns for:

    • Armor Rating

    • Quality %

    • Bonus Value

💰 Pricing Options:

  • $60,000,000 → Fully set up with Owner dropdowns pre-filled (just send me your member list)

  • $40,000,000 → Blank version (easy to customize yourself)

⚙️ Why You Need This:

  • Track ownership of all ranked gear

  • Avoid confusion and disputes

  • Quickly view stats, bonuses, and values

  • Keep your faction armory running like a machine

📩 Interested?
Message me directly or send a mail and I’ll get you set up.

Serious factions stay organized — don’t get caught slipping.

Faction Armory Ranked Gear Spreadsheet · · 0 likes

📊 Faction Armory Ranked Gear Spreadsheet – Stay Organized, Stay Deadly 📊

Tired of losing track of who owns what in your faction armory?
Keep everything clean, organized, and easy to manage with this fully structured Ranked Gear tracking spreadsheet built specifically for Torn factions.

🔫 Weapons Tab Includes:

  • Dropdown menus for:
    • Owner
    • Weapon Name
    • Weapon Type
    • Rarity
    • Bonus 1 & Bonus 2
  • Columns for:
    • Quality %
    • DMG
    • ACC
    • Bonus 1 Value
    • Bonus 2 Value

🛡️ Armor Tab Includes:

  • Dropdown menus for:
    • Owner
    • Armor Item
    • Bonus
  • Columns for:
    • Armor Rating
    • Quality %
    • Bonus Value

💰 Pricing Options:

  • $60,000,000 → Fully set up with Owner dropdowns pre-filled (just send me your member list)
  • $40,000,000 → Blank version (easy to customize yourself)

⚙️ Why You Need This:

  • Track ownership of all ranked gear
  • Avoid confusion and disputes
  • Quickly view stats, bonuses, and values
  • Keep your faction armory running like a machine

📩 Interested?
Message me directly or send a mail and I’ll get you set up.

Serious factions stay organized — don’t get caught slipping.

2% Smurf M249 SAW · · 0 likes

🟠 SMURF BONUS BEAST – AUCTION HOUSE 🟠

 

Up in the Auction House now — Orange M249 SAW built for one thing… punching UP.

 

💥 2% SMURF BONUS

→ +2% damage for every level your opponent is above you

This thing gets stronger the tougher the fight gets. Absolute underdog killer.

 

🔥 Stats:

• Damage: 75.93

• Accuracy: 48.29

• Quality: 162.25% (Orange)

 

If you like taking on higher level players and coming out on top… this is your weapon.

 

 

⏳ Bidding ends in: 2 days 22 hrs

 

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[Spreadsheet] THT - Torn Helper & Tracker · · 1 like

Really amazing spreadsheet, keeps track of literally everything. If you’re looking for a tool to help make things easier to keep track of or help with your trading or help with achieving merits and honors or anything else for that matter, this is it. Money well spent!!! Don’t hesitate, message jtower now.

Faction Armory Ranked Gear Spreadsheet · · 1 like

📊 Faction Armory Ranked Gear Spreadsheet – Stay Organized, Stay Deadly 📊

Tired of losing track of who owns what in your faction armory?
Keep everything clean, organized, and easy to manage with this fully structured Ranked Gear tracking spreadsheet built specifically for Torn factions.

🔫 Weapons Tab Includes:

  • Dropdown menus for:

    • Owner

    • Weapon Name

    • Weapon Type

    • Rarity

    • Bonus 1 & Bonus 2

  • Columns for:

    • Quality %

    • DMG

    • ACC

    • Bonus 1 Value

    • Bonus 2 Value

🛡️ Armor Tab Includes:

  • Dropdown menus for:

    • Owner

    • Armor Item

    • Bonus

  • Columns for:

    • Armor Rating

    • Quality %

    • Bonus Value

💰 Pricing Options:

  • $60,000,000 → Fully set up with Owner dropdowns pre-filled (just send me your member list)

  • $40,000,000 → Blank version (easy to customize yourself)

⚙️ Why You Need This:

  • Track ownership of all ranked gear

  • Avoid confusion and disputes

  • Quickly view stats, bonuses, and values

  • Keep your faction armory running like a machine

📩 Interested?
Message me directly or send a mail and I’ll get you set up.

Serious factions stay organized — don’t get caught slipping.

Faction Armory Ranked Gear Spreadsheet ·

📊 Faction Armory Ranked Gear Spreadsheet – Stay Organized, Stay Deadly 📊

Tired of losing track of who owns what in your faction armory?
Keep everything clean, organized, and easy to manage with this fully structured Ranked Gear tracking spreadsheet built specifically for Torn factions.

🔫 Weapons Tab Includes:

  • Dropdown menus for:
    • Owner
    • Weapon Name
    • Weapon Type
    • Rarity
    • Bonus 1 & Bonus 2
  • Columns for:
    • Quality %
    • DMG
    • ACC
    • Bonus 1 Value
    • Bonus 2 Value

🛡️ Armor Tab Includes:

  • Dropdown menus for:
    • Owner
    • Armor Item
    • Bonus
  • Columns for:
    • Armor Rating
    • Quality %
    • Bonus Value

💰 Pricing Options:

  • $60,000,000 → Fully set up with Owner dropdowns pre-filled (just send me your member list)
  • $40,000,000 → Blank version (easy to customize yourself)

⚙️ Why You Need This:

  • Track ownership of all ranked gear
  • Avoid confusion and disputes
  • Quickly view stats, bonuses, and values
  • Keep your faction armory running like a machine

📩 Interested?
Message me directly or send a mail and I’ll get you set up.

Serious factions stay organized — don’t get caught slipping.

SomTallWhiteGuy's Warlord, RW, Items Bazaar ·

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SomTallWhiteGuy's Warlord, RW, Items Bazaar · · 1 like

⚔️ RANKED WEAPONS AVAILABLE:

🗡️ 19% Fury Naval Cutlass (176.66% DMG / 75.16 ACC) – $485,000,000
🐾 24% Plunder Ninja Claws (103.60% DMG / 46.15 ACC) – $160,000,000
🔨 6% Frenzy Macana (123.01% DMG / 63.78 ACC) – $215,000,000
🔪 20% Plunder Diamond Bladed Knife (128.50% DMG / 67.26 ACC) – $515,000,000

🔫 17% Warlord Enfield SA-80 (115.32% DMG / 69.77 ACC) – $525,000,000
🔫 17% Warlord MP5k (144.58% DMG / 51.70 ACC) – $415,000,000
🔫 17% Warlord Tavor TAR-21 (108.94% DMG / 70.75 ACC) – $400,000,000
💥 16% Warlord Jackhammer (137.80% DMG / 77.21 ACC) – $377,000,000
🔫 16% Warlord AK-47 (138.87% DMG / 65.30 ACC) – $325,000,000
🔫 15% Warlord Steyr AUG (109.55% DMG / 70.74 ACC) – $225,000,000

💎 More goodies always rotating through the bazaar

👉 Stop by SomTallWhiteGuy’s Bazaar and gear up like a warlord 😎

2% Smurf M249 SAW ·

1 day left

 

2% Smurf M249 SAW ·

2 days 13hrs left, come get it

2% Smurf M249 SAW ·

🟠 SMURF BONUS BEAST – AUCTION HOUSE 🟠

 

Up in the Auction House now — Orange M249 SAW built for one thing… punching UP.

 

💥 2% SMURF BONUS

→ +2% damage for every level your opponent is above you

This thing gets stronger the tougher the fight gets. Absolute underdog killer.

 

🔥 Stats:

• Damage: 75.93

• Accuracy: 48.29

• Quality: 162.25% (Orange)

 

If you like taking on higher level players and coming out on top… this is your weapon.

 

 

⏳ Bidding ends in: 2 days 22 hrs

 

Outlaws Auction House · · 1 like

Just want to say, Benny’s auction is awesome!! Great items, great people! Easy and smooth transactions A+++++

99k Happy Jumps · · 1 like

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Black Friday Madness 2025 · · 2 likes

Due to faction war, I'm unable to restock at the moment but hopefully I'll be able to get some items listed later on. I want to thank everyone that was lucky enough to scoop up some pretty good loot from me for $1.

 

 

 

You sold an Axe on your bazaar to Reflectionist at $1 each for a total of $1
03:19:26 - 28/11/25 You sold a Trout on your bazaar to Kukuburi at $1 each for a total of $1
03:16:15 - 28/11/25 You sold a Bottle of Champagne on your bazaar to Zenku5 at $1 each for a total of $1
03:13:24 - 28/11/25 You sold a Golf Club on your bazaar to Auranian at $1 each for a total of $1
03:13:22 - 28/11/25 You sold some Car Keys on your bazaar to Auranian at $1 each for a total of $1
03:13:14 - 28/11/25 You sold 29x Stingray Plushie on your bazaar to Habidude at $1 each for a total of $29
03:13:08 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to Habidude at $1 each for a total of $1
03:12:50 - 28/11/25 You sold a Lead Pipe on your bazaar to MVPKC at $1 each for a total of $1
03:12:13 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to daN2bznz at $1 each for a total of $1
03:12:11 - 28/11/25 You sold a Bottle of Champagne on your bazaar to Deimosen at $1 each for a total of $1
03:12:05 - 28/11/25 You sold a pair of Combat Pants on your bazaar to Medevac at $1 each for a total of $1
03:12:02 - 28/11/25 You sold a Flail on your bazaar to Medevac at $1 each for a total of $1
03:11:43 - 28/11/25 You sold some Car Keys on your bazaar to Wizards_sleeve at $1 each for a total of $1
03:11:24 - 28/11/25 You sold a pair of Combat Pants on your bazaar to necrozmania at $1 each for a total of $1
03:11:22 - 28/11/25 You sold a Taser on your bazaar to Zynoni at $1 each for a total of $1
03:11:19 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to Koldar at $1 each for a total of $1
03:11:10 - 28/11/25 You sold a pair of Leather Gloves on your bazaar to Dufel at $1 each for a total of $1
03:11:08 - 28/11/25 You sold a pair of Combat Pants on your bazaar to Dufel at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:58 - 28/11/25 You sold a Glock 17 on your bazaar to DeSoul at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:55 - 28/11/25 You sold a pair of Combat Pants on your bazaar to Redkozak at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:52 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to Werebeast at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:46 - 28/11/25 You sold an M4A1 Colt Carbine on your bazaar to Werebeast at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:46 - 28/11/25 You sold a pair of Knuckle Dusters on your bazaar to Batorchit at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:45 - 28/11/25 You sold a Lead Pipe on your bazaar to limmy2006 at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:44 - 28/11/25 You sold a pair of Combat Pants on your bazaar to Garrok at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:42 - 28/11/25 You sold 7x Gold Watch on your bazaar to Bloody_Bill at $1 each for a total of $7
03:10:40 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to gashgettr at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:36 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to Kishirorr at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:35 - 28/11/25 You sold 13x Xanax on your bazaar to gashgettr at $1 each for a total of $13
03:10:28 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to Gravy-Train at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:27 - 28/11/25 You sold some Xanax on your bazaar to gashgettr at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:25 - 28/11/25 You sold some Xanax on your bazaar to gashgettr at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:23 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to TonsureHandyman at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:23 - 28/11/25 You sold some Xanax on your bazaar to gashgettr at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:22 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to DaskeLadd at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:21 - 28/11/25 You sold a Lorcin 380 on your bazaar to xMenacex at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:21 - 28/11/25 You sold some Xanax on your bazaar to gashgettr at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:19 - 28/11/25 You sold some Xanax on your bazaar to gashgettr at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:17 - 28/11/25 You sold a pair of Knuckle Dusters on your bazaar to benimarue at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:17 - 28/11/25 You sold a pair of Combat Pants on your bazaar to SPGoding at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:17 - 28/11/25 You sold a pair of Combat Pants on your bazaar to Underhill at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:17 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to typhoon331 at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:17 - 28/11/25 You sold some Xanax on your bazaar to gashgettr at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:15 - 28/11/25 You sold a Box of Tissues on your bazaar to Hermi at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:15 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to PARKERHQ at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:14 - 28/11/25 You sold some Xanax on your bazaar to gashgettr at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:14 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to Mogoradan at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:13 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to griff93 at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:13 - 28/11/25 You sold a Lead Pipe on your bazaar to mclninja at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:12 - 28/11/25 You sold a Lead Pipe on your bazaar to 0__a at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:12 - 28/11/25 You sold a Crowbar on your bazaar to cuchilo at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:12 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to benimarue at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:12 - 28/11/25 You sold a Flail on your bazaar to Underhill at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:11 - 28/11/25 You sold a Methane Tank on your bazaar to Shankzey at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:10 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to MVPKC at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:09 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to Bracky at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:09 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to dragon11 at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:08 - 28/11/25 You sold a Methane Tank on your bazaar to Shankzey at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:07 - 28/11/25 You sold 28x Elephant Statue on your bazaar to ploppers at $1 each for a total of $28
03:10:05 - 28/11/25 You sold an M16 A2 Rifle on your bazaar to Stephers at $1 each for a total of $1
03:10:04 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to Bracky at $1 each for a total of $1
03:09:58 - 28/11/25 You sold an Elephant Statue on your bazaar to ploppers at $1 each for a total of $1
03:09:55 - 28/11/25 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to ploppers at $1 each for a total of $1
03:09:37 - 28/11/25 You sold a pair of Combat Pants on your bazaar to Zeeningg at $1 each for a total of $1
03:09:33 - 28/11/25 You sold a Flail on your bazaar to Zeeningg at $1 each for a total of $1

Clouds OD Insurance | No. 1 rates in TC · · 1 like

For any new players trying to figure this service out or trying to understand the process or even just wondering if it's worth it, trust me, it is. Clouds offers a great service with an extremely easy process (just follow the guide in the first post). I unfortunately had a Xan OD while using the 7-Day Xan insurance and Clouds hooked me up with my OD insurance payout extremely quick. Thanks Clouds!!

Black Friday Madness 2025 · · 1 like

I signed up unscheduled as I’ll be popping on and off all day but I will restock. Planning on listing some Armalites, Xans, and combat pants listed at $1

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Looking for a job in a music shop for the gym perk. Willing to pay for additional trains. Ultimately looking to build stats so I can fast track the education job for the edu perk. I’m very active and fairly new, hence the horrible stats. 

  • Manual labor 283
  • Intelligence 1,537
  • Endurance 824
  • Total 2,644