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Goldtone (10* Music Store) · 25 Jun · 3 likes
Goldtone (10* Music Store)
Currently we've got a good crew of loyal players however there will be a few openings down the line.
Stars
Name
Cost (Job Points)
Effect
1
Ambience
1
50 Happiness
3
Well Tuned
Passive
30% extra Gym Progression
5
High-Fidelity
Passive
2.0 Opponent Stealth Reduction
7
Deafened
10
Maximum Stealth
10
The Score
Passive
15% Passive Battle Stats Boost
Trains are sold on a rota so everyone gets a chance. $0 pay the benefits are what keep our staff here.
Please feel free to message me directly for more information.
Currently 2 players on the waiting list.
For fairness higher stats don't bump the list it's first come first served as long as the applicants meet the stat requirements.
Goldtone (10* Music Store) · 25 Jul · 1 like
Found one and another added another two to the Queue ☺️
Goldtone (10* Music Store) · 13 Jul · 1 like
.. 82 years on .. · 6 Jun · 2 likes
Who else only remembers the date from the song by Sabaton? 😅
Rehab appears not to have removed addiction. · 23 Jul · 0 likes
Hi there, I hope this message finds you well,
LtBonkers [4037808]
One of my employees just came through as 15 addiction. Which I immediately contacted him about as we only allow for 11.
Anyway he told me he rehabbed yesterday and just sent me the logs for this:
"06:33:43 - 22/07/26 You rehabilitated 2 times for a fee of $500,000 gaining 151 happiness and reducing your drug addiction by 99.17%"
Any help would be much appreciated.
Thank you,
Superlaser
Recent archived posts
Goldtone (10* Music Store) · 18 Sep 2026, 22:44 TCT
Currently 2 on waiting list ^^
[Userscript+PDA] Better Chat · 10 Sep 2026, 13:54 TCT
How do I actually use this script? I have it installed but can't find anywhere to "Left Align" my messages. I can't find any way to use this script at all >
5* Sweet Shop · 6 Sep 2026, 19:10 TCT · 1 like
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Elimination Banners · 6 Sep 2026, 13:28 TCT · 10 likes
7* AN 700m OBO · 6 Sep 2026, 11:16 TCT
Hi my company needs help getting to 10 * · 20 Aug 2026, 19:06 TCT
Heyy shoot me a DM and we can have a chat happy to help you get back on your feet <3
Selling 10* Mechanic shop · 20 Aug 2026, 19:05 TCT
Is this still for sale? Mind sending me the details? <3
10* AN for sale · 20 Aug 2026, 18:58 TCT
9* AN for Sale. 500M · 20 Aug 2026, 18:56 TCT
Is this for sale still? Where is the company? ^^
10* Gun Shop · 20 Aug 2026, 00:46 TCT
How much are you asking for ? ^^
8* Candle shop perfect for halloweek · 20 Aug 2026, 00:43 TCT
How much are you looking to sell for?
Torn is dead, and you are all to blame. · 14 Aug 2026, 13:51 TCT · 2 likes
The best thing about this post is the screenshots 🔥
[Script] Torn Execute % HUD - PDA Friendly · 14 Aug 2026, 00:51 TCT
It's my understanding that it doesn't work in the manner you describe. Say your opponent is on 21% and you shoot them with an execute 20% pistol the ability won't activate as it's outside the threshold. However if their HP is 20% or lower only then will you get the execute.
This is why this tool is handy as it shows you when to wait to use your execute weapon ^^
BUM FIGHTS - E Tu Whanau Production · 11 Aug 2026, 20:52 TCT
Kia ora!
Great idea I wish you all the best with this! 💖
LtBonkers' Ghost Trade Center open for Business! · 28 Jul 2026, 13:36 TCT · 1 like
Really appreciate this plan, that test worked perfectly I'm sure lots of people will benefit! We don't always have a friend on for a ghost trade especially not that's going to be hair trigger ready to give us our money right in time for the stock drop! 🥰
Goldtone (10* Music Store) · 25 Jul 2026, 08:57 TCT · 1 like
Found one and another added another two to the Queue ☺️
Rehab appears not to have removed addiction. · 23 Jul 2026, 18:39 TCT
Brilliant thanks that makes so much sense! :D
Rehab appears not to have removed addiction. · 23 Jul 2026, 18:30 TCT
Hi there, I hope this message finds you well,
LtBonkers [4037808]
One of my employees just came through as 15 addiction. Which I immediately contacted him about as we only allow for 11.
Anyway he told me he rehabbed yesterday and just sent me the logs for this:
"06:33:43 - 22/07/26 You rehabilitated 2 times for a fee of $500,000 gaining 151 happiness and reducing your drug addiction by 99.17%"
Any help would be much appreciated.
Thank you,
Superlaser