Hello everyone,
Welcome to Logan's Happy Jump Insurance (such a creative name)!
Overdosing on ecstasy during a Happy Jump can cost millions in items and waste countless hours of progress. With this service, you'll receive the items needed to quickly complete another Happy Jump if an overdose occurs, for a small upfront fee.
Below you'll find the pricing, payout amounts, and instructions on how the program works.
If you are reading this, you're probably familiar with what a happy jump is, so I'm hoping even with my poor explanation of what happy jump insurance is, you'll be able to piece it together (If you can't, message me; I'll only judge you a little).
So what is Happy Jump Insurance and how do you avail of it? (Skip to the end for a TL;DR)
Step 1: Stack Your Energy + Wait for Drug Cooldown
Start by stacking Xanax to reach the required energy level for training. You don't need to pay any fee at this stage, so feel free to stack at your own pace until you reach 1000 energy (or any amount of energy). After reaching 1000 energy, wait until the drug cooldown and booster cooldown period ends. Once this cooldown expires, you'll be ready to boost your happiness.
Step 2: Send the Fee
Depending on the selection you've chosen (e.g., one Xanax fee), send the Xanax to Logan2922. Once you have sent the Xanax, this will start your two-hour contract window. Make sure you do this before proceeding to the next steps (See below for my fee guide and insurance payout).
Step 3: Use eDVDs then Ecstasy to Double your Happiness
Now you start consuming eDVDs (or any kind of candy), then take Ecstasy.
Special note: Watch the in-game clock and aim to consume eDVDs + Ecstasy at specific intervals (for example, XX:01, XX:16, XX:31, and XX:46). Happiness resets every 15 minutes, so pay attention to the timer!
Once you have had enough happiness as expected, immediately train all the energy, and use the energy refill if desired. You did a successful happy jump! You have achieved the desired stat gains, and I have no obligation to you.
Step 4: In Case of Overdose
In a scenario where you do overdose on Ecstasy, Logan2922 has you covered! Head to the events page, select the overdose on Ecstasy event and click send (the little paper airplane symbol) to Logan2922. You will receive your items after the event is confirmed (See below for more in-depth instructions).
TL;DR: Happy Jump Insurance protects players against the cost of a failed happy jump, allowing them to pursue maximum gym gains with reduced risk (See TL;DR Steps).
How it works:
1.Stack your energy and prepare for your happy jump.
2. Pay the insurance fee to Logan2922 before beginning.
3. Complete your happy jump as normal.
4. If the jump fails because of an overdose event, send proof of the event to Logan2922.
5. Receive the agreed-upon compensation according to the insurance plan purchased.
***Note: Once you send the fee, you have a two-hour contract window.
If you have any questions, feel free to contact me via Torn messages.
Reviews:
“True to his word! The crab man scuttled out of the hospital during eliminations to buy edvds to pay out my OD event. It hurts to send Xanax to him every hj but it hurts a lot less when you get paid out! 10/10 would OD again”
-Azaethor
”Used service, delivered as promised. No doubt will return 👍🏻”
-Bob_Wick
