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🏝️ PI Spouse Wanted: Immediate Move-In (16 Days Left) ➔ Upgrading to Max Happy PI Next!
Looking for an active, long-term spouse to partner up on a two-phase Private Island arrangement.
You get immediate access to my current PI for the remaining 16 days, and once this lease expires, we will move together into a fully upgraded Max Happy PI for a 30-day lease.
All costs are split 50/50 with easy 7-day installments.
📌 Phase 1: Current PI (16 Days Remaining)
Stats: 2,600 Happy + Private Airstrip (Pilot included)
Daily Total Cost: $730,000 / day ($600k Rent + $100k Base Upkeep + $30k Pilot)
Your Daily Share (50%): $365,000 / day
📌Phase 1 Payment Schedule (16 Days Total)
Installment 1 (Days 1–7): $2,555,000
Installment 2 (Days 8–14): $2,555,000
Final 2 Days (Days 15–16): $730,000
Total Phase 1 Share: $5,840,000
🚀 Phase 2: Upgrade to Max Happy PI (30-Day Lease)
Once our current 16 days finish, we transition to a Max Happy PI to maximize gym training gains.
Stats: 5,025+ Happy (Fully Staffed + Airstrip)
Structure: 50/50 split on 30-day lease deposit + full daily staff/upkeep.
Payment Terms:
Continued 7-day installment payments so you never have to dump all your cash at once. (Exact numbers will be confirmed prior to move-in day).
👤 Ideal Candidate
Daily Active: Logs in daily to train, fly, or run crimes so upkeep payments stay on track.
Financially Consistent: Earns enough daily revenue (flying, trading, faction pay) to comfortably pay ~$2.55M every 7 days.
Good Communicator: Lets me know in advance if real life gets busy and prepays their upcoming week’s installment before going inactive.
📩 Interested?
If you want to move into a 2,600 Happy PI today and seamlessly transition into a Max Happy PI in 16 days, send me a chat or mail in-game to get set up!
Looking for 7-10 * Adult Novelties
Activity: Daily active player / Low-to-zero drug addiction
Target Role: Sales Assistant (or Store Manager)
WORK STATS
- Manual Labor: 6,705
- Intelligence: 707
- Endurance: 12,490
- Total: 19,902
- EE Merits: 2/10
Active Level 18 Seeks Long-Term Spouse to Split PI Upkeep (Merits)
Looking for a highly reliable, long-term partner to share a Private Island lifestyle and work toward future marriage merit milestones.
About Me:
Level 18 active daily player (266 days old).Exceptionally stable long-term goals and networth velocity.Looking for a genuine, long-term partner—not a temporary cost split.Currently renting a PI with 2600 happy, 23 days left.Will find a 4225 happy pi when lease ends.
What I'm Looking For:
An active, reliable player who logs in regularly. i understand there is more to life than just torn.Willing to split PI upkeep costs 50/50.Mutual respect for property, and privacy.
My inbox is open. Drop me a chat if you want a stable partnership to lock down those long-term marriage merits!
awesome, fast trader!
hello still hiring?
Nice trade. Fast and great price.