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Lousy_salesman [3985203] Level 22

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Freebies for all noobs! · · 8 likes

Here's the deal. I purchased an absolute shit ton of weapons I have no idea why and they are all pretty good and pretty expensive so I am giving them away for free! 

If you want a free weapon leave a post in the forum and like the thread :)

I do not serve level 100's since they are not noobs >:)

TORNS BEST DRESSED 2025 · · 6 likes

Me and Tay00 are hosting a competition.

The competition is simple, the competition is to well... dress the best! put on your best outfit and we will hire a non bias judge to pick the best dressed and they win whatever the cash prize of $25,000,000

This is a newly found annual competition, to enter you must send $1,000,000 to either myself or tay00 and send a message saying which category you would like to enter, the category's are as follows:

*best dressed gentleman

*best dressed lady

*funniest dressed

 

please note this competition is annual and takes place every Christmas, to show your outfit just add your outfit to this forum

 

 

1* Detective Agency Hiring, up to 1m/day and more! · · 1 like

[image: snipboard.io] if you guys are really detectives, how did this bear get so plump!

 

job matching / Fill up your company & Get a Job · · 1 like

i used this when i was living in my trailer and it was a life changing experience ! within just 12 days they found me a job as a cleaner and now i have... well its still a trailer but now its clean!

 

Selling jokes! · · 4 likes

Selling exellent jokes 1m each

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Journey to a pi ·

No, firework worth two thread deletions 😜

Journey to a pi ·

I am aiming to trade my way from fireworks to a private island! 

You may be thinking "tf is this clown doing" but this is an excellent opportunity to flaunt your wealth.

Starting with a firework post what you want to trade for it and trade with me!

Drop a word, add a word ·

Torn city 

What would you prefer? ·

I might do just that! 

What would you prefer? ·

If ya don't care don't vote 😜

What would you prefer? ·

Would you guys prefer 100 people receive 10m or 1,000 people receive 1m?

 

Biological Viruses ·

To Lousy_salesman

 

My idea is biological Viruses a weapon that Can be used on a player and spreads to each player they send items to or attack! The virus would cost from 100m-10b depending on type

The virus would decrease their stats.

There would be vaccines to cure it each costing around 10m and the hazmat suit that already exists would have an additional bonus if burnt able to protect the user from the virus as well as radiation.

 

Well that's all

 

-Sincerly chedburn

HT vs Nameless Alliance Sector 7 Showdown ·

Cool stuff

The board room recruiting! ·

Hello my faction "The board room" is recruiting, we war every now and then and we really friendly

are players even players anymore? ·

Yeah now your quiet. Punk

are players even players anymore? ·

Is it authentic?

. ·

Yeah he scams like one of those f**king beavers you find in global biting toes!

are players even players anymore? ·

Sounds like Maxine is scamming folk to be fair (giving what I read)

Private Island From Leslie's wheel of awesome? · · 1 like

I have never and will never win a private island or anything good from that dam wheel.

Day three of Leslie's punch in the face 😮

Bazaar open ·

Exellent stuff!

Pingu's the thing / THINGU · · 1 like

You can't grave thingu!

Pingu's the thing / THINGU · · 2 likes

This is a modern masterpiece. A Pingu interpretation of The Thing!

Thingu

This is banned from YouTube and various other sites making this an endangered project😥

Thingu · · 1 like

The following leads you to a divine masterpiece, a Pingu speciality, THINGU a Pingu adaption of The thing!

 

Thingu

DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY - DAY TEN ·

10:04:49 - 23/12/25 You placed 1x $50,000 bounties on nooon for a cost of $75,000 : Did a Really pungent fart

Looking for in game friends ·

Friends do crack together la la la la la :) 

Friends have laughs together la la la la

Friends kill friends, friends help friends friend selling crack! La la la