⚡💎 99K HAPPY JUMP SERVICE 💎⚡
Hosted by Budget Godfather
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Looking to maximize your gym gains?
Join my organized 99K Happy Jumps and take advantage of one of the most powerful training methods in Torn.
✔ Massive stat gains
✔ Ecstatic merit opportunity
✔ Fully coordinated jumps
✔ Smooth and efficient rotations
I’ll guide you through the entire process step-by-step, whether it’s your first jump or your tenth.
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💊 WHAT IS A 99K JUMP?
A 99,999 happiness jump is an advanced version of the classic Happy Jump.
Benefits
✔ Extremely high gym gains
✔ Earn the Ecstatic merit
✔ Effective up to around 800k BS cap
For serious trainers, it’s one of the fastest ways to push stats forward.
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📦 REQUIRED ITEMS
Mandatory
• 4 Xanax – energy stacking
• 1 Ecstasy
• 2 Poison Mistletoe
• 2–3 EDVD (depending on your base happiness)
Provider Fee
• 4 EDVD (Group Jump)
• 15 EDVD (Solo Jump)
Optional but Recommended
• Energy Refills (30 points)
• FHCs
• Energy Cans
• Seasonal Newsletter Energy
• Event energy items (like Easter Eggs)
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⚙️ HOW THE JUMP WORKS
1️⃣ Be stacked at 1000 energy with no drug cooldown
2️⃣ Wait until the host tells you it’s your turn
3️⃣ Use 2 Poison Mistletoe on the previous jumper
4️⃣ Use EDVD + candy to reach 50,000 happiness
5️⃣ Take Ecstasy → 99,999 happiness
6️⃣ Spend all energy training at the gym
7️⃣ Report your remaining happiness after training
Each jumper gets about 2–3 minutes during group jumps.
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💰 PRICING
🔹 SOLO JUMP
Standard — 15 EDVD
(100% refund if I OD)
✔ Full coordination
✔ Step-by-step guidance
🔹 GROUP JUMPS
Bring friends and save!
4 EDVD each
(100% refund if I OD)
(Faster rotations and efficient timing)
NOTE: Discount can be provided for repeated buyers
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🛡 INSURANCE (NOW AVAILABLE)
To make your jumps safer, I now provide in-house insurance coverage.
If something goes wrong (like an OD), your key losses are covered.
🔹 SOLO JUMP INSURANCE
Cost — 3 EDVD
Coverage:
• 4 Xanax
• 2 Poison Mistletoe
• 2 EDVD
🔹 GROUP JUMP INSURANCE
Cost — 2 EDVD
Coverage:
• 4 Xanax
• 2 Poison Mistletoe
🕒 All OD insurance claims are paid within 24 hours
✔ Minimizes risk on expensive jumps
✔ Peace of mind while training
✔ Recommended for all jumpers
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📅 SCHEDULING
Jump times are organized based on:
• Time zones
• Work / school schedules
• Faction wars
The jump list, time, and order will be shared through Discord or private messages.
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⭐ WHY JOIN MY JUMPS?
✔ Organized and reliable hosting
✔ Clear instructions for new jumpers
✔ Efficient rotation timing
✔ Smooth and safe jump coordination
If you're ready to push your stats and hit 99K happiness,
📩 Send me a DM or reply below to reserve your spot.
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If you have any questions about the process or pricing, feel free to DM me.
🔥 Train smarter. Jump higher. Grow stronger. 🔥
