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I'll go through and give you guys some candy money

Edit: Someone was kind enough to donate so I can give out a bit extra per person now :) 

Hot and heavy hitting green leaf on the come up. Willing to join if the benefits are just right. No lowballs. I know my worth. Know yours! :)

What's up! Looking forward to playing.

Hey Guys,

Hope everyone is doing well!

I recently asked about factions, and thought id let you know what kept me from joining a couple.

In short, people find it weird if you ask whether they look like a boy or a girl. Im not sure how that's relevant to Torn, but it seemed to come up a lot.

Regardless, wish you all the best! Happy hunting!

Its a crime game - I can stuff ballot boxes as much as I want. 

Hello everyone, as part of my 2028 presidential platform I felt it woukd be important to chime in here -

I believe the current problem with our federal prison system is the lack of for-profit infrastructure. As it stands, prisons exist only as a drain on our resources. Through conscription, fedded prisoners being placed into company jobs for a small administrative fee, we can finally put them to work for the good of Torn. 

I do not believe in the "working class". I do not believe in "class consciousness". I believe those that work hard and profit from others should be rewarded. Small businesses are the lifeblood of the Torn economy, running one should grant even more status and privilege. 

I promise to protect minorities, namely the biggest minority - the 1%. 

As part of my presidency in 2028, I will make sure every Tornian is scammed in only the fairest, most verifiable ways. Vote cuckfarmer! 

Show your support with the early adoption of Cuckcoin, available now to a select few.

drinking a smirnoff red white & berry rn what about yall

I am here to announce my presidential campaign.

CUCKFARMER for president 2028! 

Hey office_kitty, future president Cuckfarmer here.

More or less as I understand it:

-Farcough sucked
-Nemesis is kind of unknown by everyone in the faction  but a few people
-Nobody really knows anything about the mugging
-Farcough left because he lost perms after sucking for like 8 straight months
-This was posted

He would always call himself the "noob mentor" and take credit for everything we did, even though he didn't ever really talk to us. So when he lost perms for being weird all the time he got pretty upset. What finally sent him over the edge is when I made fun of his relatively low RS, about equal with mine as one of his "mentees", and I bet him $1b I'd pass him by Christmas which kind of set him off. It is what it is. I respect the faction for trying to cover it up with all this other info.

As far as I can tell, about half of the faction had Farc blocked for the last few months. He messaged me saying he was reporting people who  blocked him, which was a little weird but kind of makes sense.

Now Derrick is really mad and hitting me ON MY BIRTHDAY, which I think is a bigger deal. Who does that. 

Uhmm I'll have you know its my birthday. You're hitting and killing me on my birthday. 

why is it always dudes with underage anime thighs as their PFP getting the most upset

It's genuinely difficult being so suave all the time

A CF-CF ballot is pretty much guaranteed to win the electoral college

Im a little concerned this has gone too far, so im going to come clean:

The real reason Farcough left TDT is because I made fun of him for me catching up on his RS despite claiming its how he makes "all his bread"

The leadership went out on a limb to try and protect my reputation. I know a lot of people here have respect for the diplomatic strides ive made within the community, they didnt want to see that crumble over something so small. 

Farcough - im genuinely sorry if I wounded your self-esteem. We all race in our own ways, I should have respected and engaged with your bad advice better. Im cuck enough to admit that.

TDT leadership - I cant thank you enough for all you've done to try and protect me here, but its time you let me own up to my mistakes.

I understand Torn is a rainbow, but there are those of us we that shine brighter than others. I let it get to my head. 

Please dont let this influence your votes in 2028. CF for president. We can make something great happen. 

"Another day left untilled is another day further from harvest"

-Cuckfarmer

Cuckfarmer for president 2028

I appreciate that the gap is either being poor or spending $5k on DPs, with no in-between. 

Spending money on an online game in excess of a few bucks here and there isnt something id ever suggest, but I guess there's worse you could do. 

I'd like to hit 400 days played, I think I should just be able to make it work! 

I think ive found two bronze and a silver, the locked chests are a way safer bet. First Xmas though so ive been trying to go at it hard.

just get to level 15 and hop on a flight bro not worth all this. 

Probably a pioneer ive only born here like 10 days man im on thr frontier and idk what's going on

Of course its rigged bro I knew that by day two

I'll go through and give you guys some candy money

Edit: Someone was kind enough to donate so I can give out a bit extra per person now :)