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Cau7ion [3998739] Level 25 Traveling Mjolnir VII Thrall

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ALTERF Trade Center 99%MV Flushies · · 9 likes

[BUYING] Alterf’s Bulk Shop 🔵 Plushies / Flowers / Drugs / Energy Drinks

 

BUYING:

 

  • Plushies - 99 %
  • Flowers - 99 %
  • Drugs - 98 %
  • Alcohol - 95 %
  • Energy Drinks - 96 %
  • Boosters - 96 %

 

Trades are 100% safe/mug-free, and I use Torn Exchange & TornW3B to keep my rates competitive.🔷 Quick Cash & 0% Mug Risk 🔷

 

💵 Current Buying Prices : I use live market pricing synced right to my price sheet. Take a look at my current rates(whichever site you prefer) before opening a trade:

 

 TE Price list or TornW3B

 

  START A TRADE HERE

 

Normal trading hours from 10:00-17:00 (TCT) but if you see me online it never hurts to try.

 

📝 How to Trade With Me:

Click the above link and open a trade.Throw in your items.I'll pull up the receipt and accept with cash quickly.

 

If everything went smoothly a positive review would be greatly appreciated. Thank you for the support!

Buying or selling trains? ~Advertise Here~ · · 1 like

Looking to buy 1000 total trains in any 10* company preferably any with energy related perks.

 

Working Stats: 


    Manual labor 13,847
    Intelligence 10,355
    Endurance 22,145
    Total 46,347 

10 EE merits and currently gaining no addiction for a month due to book.

 

Public's Anti-Mug (PAM) · · 4 likes

Gave him a free merit as well

Laugh or Cry with me · · 31 likes

Got donator as soon as i learned the benefits of it(books mainly).Do missions and save points in case something magical happens and the book you need,which in my case is Ignorance is Bliss,pops up in the mission shop.

 

7 days ago one of the "bad" ones for my age appears.Ask in faction chat if i should buy it and a little angel tells me "nah fuck that,save the points in case something good appears" and in my infinite knowledge i decide to buy it regardless to "thin the pool" thinking it will take months for another to appear so i have better chances.

 

03:20:49 - 10/09/26 You exchanged 1,992 mission credits for 1x Book : Weaseling Out Of Trouble

 

AND BOY OH BOY CHED YOU PLAY A CRUEL GAME ISTG

 

 

 

I've always been the unlucky one when it comes to RNG and luck in games but THIS takes the CAKE by a landslide.

 

Feel free to roast me below i probably deserve it.

Best of luck to all of you.

Museum Set Analyzer/Assistant · · 1 like

Kinda niche but i thought I'd help my fellow traders to make life just a tad easier

 

A non-intrusive minimizable UI that appears only on the bottom of the inventory tab and on top of the Museum tab so as to not clutter your screen.Works on mobile and desktop.(Torn PDA not tested yet but it should work fine).Just input the requested API and you should be set.

Features:

1.Compares selling plushies/flowers individually vs exchanging complete sets at the Museum, using live Torn market prices.

You can use either the current lowest listing in the item market or the item's market value to get your prices.Option to calculate the 5% if you plan to sell on the IM through settings.

2.Shows you how many plushie/flower sets you can make,what is missing entirely or what you're low on and thus unable to make the next set.Item breakdown shows individual prices and what you currently have(highlighted in red of last piece)

Automatically updates when something is added in your inventory though Torn is finicky so a refresh button is implemented.


This is my first attempt at a script so any feedback/recommendations will be greatly appreciated.Thank you very much.

 

Clicky to Install

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Laugh or Cry with me · · 2 likes

Eliminate it from the pool so up the chances the montly donator gift gives it to me or the when the next book spawned.What i didn't accounts for is that the mission shop would spawn books 2 weeks in a ROW which is from what I'm told really rare. But lesson learned.

Laugh or Cry with me ·

Skill issue is an understatement but thank you for the laugh regardless 

Laugh or Cry with me ·

Appropriate reaction, I'll take it

Laugh or Cry with me · · 31 likes

Got donator as soon as i learned the benefits of it(books mainly).Do missions and save points in case something magical happens and the book you need,which in my case is Ignorance is Bliss,pops up in the mission shop.

 

7 days ago one of the "bad" ones for my age appears.Ask in faction chat if i should buy it and a little angel tells me "nah fuck that,save the points in case something good appears" and in my infinite knowledge i decide to buy it regardless to "thin the pool" thinking it will take months for another to appear so i have better chances.

 

03:20:49 - 10/09/26 You exchanged 1,992 mission credits for 1x Book : Weaseling Out Of Trouble

 

AND BOY OH BOY CHED YOU PLAY A CRUEL GAME ISTG

 

 

 

I've always been the unlucky one when it comes to RNG and luck in games but THIS takes the CAKE by a landslide.

 

Feel free to roast me below i probably deserve it.

Best of luck to all of you.

Public statement from Conspiracy Theorists [Eliminations] ·

I thought I'd seen delusion before but this here takes the cake

Museum Set Analyzer/Assistant · · 1 like

That one is embedded into TornTools if I'm not mistaken. 

 

Preferences -> Financial -> Money -> Display item prices(or search directly the last tab)

Museum Set Analyzer/Assistant · · 1 like

Kinda niche but i thought I'd help my fellow traders to make life just a tad easier

 

A non-intrusive minimizable UI that appears only on the bottom of the inventory tab and on top of the Museum tab so as to not clutter your screen.Works on mobile and desktop.(Torn PDA not tested yet but it should work fine).Just input the requested API and you should be set.

Features:

1.Compares selling plushies/flowers individually vs exchanging complete sets at the Museum, using live Torn market prices.

You can use either the current lowest listing in the item market or the item's market value to get your prices.Option to calculate the 5% if you plan to sell on the IM through settings.

2.Shows you how many plushie/flower sets you can make,what is missing entirely or what you're low on and thus unable to make the next set.Item breakdown shows individual prices and what you currently have(highlighted in red of last piece)

Automatically updates when something is added in your inventory though Torn is finicky so a refresh button is implemented.


This is my first attempt at a script so any feedback/recommendations will be greatly appreciated.Thank you very much.

 

Clicky to Install

STOP AI SLOP ON TORN! · · 1 like

Half of your pfp's are AI generated, are you challenged mentally or?

HAKA'S FIRST 100K Chain. Few Spots left · · 1 like

Anyone got excess fhc willing to sell before i go and buy em elsewhere? 

DEEP DIVE: DealerTorn. Torn's Next Up-and-Comer? · · 1 like

That's fun and all but where is the mandatory butthole??

Istg these new players have no respect for tradition whatsoever

Throw in Dealer's butthole as well to make up for it

Hi ·

Ignore the bitter oldies,read the beginner guides/ask older peeps for advice and most of all have fun.

 

P.S.: Showing your butthole is a mandatory rite of passing.

Losses ·

That was fast lmao

Losses ·

Post/look at the attacking forums and no nobody will give you 500k per loss.

bounty cancelled - the new game show? ·

I'm saying this in the nicest way i can ,considering we're both young players (compared to people that have played for years), your brain is probably fried from all the stuff you inhale maybe permanently.

 

You think you sound cool and angsty with "here i was smoking a joint" shit but you don't.Speedrunning being braindead maybe.

 

"Flexing" that you're on benefits as if that's a grand achievement with your "virtually limitless wallet" is at least asinine.Waste of society's hard earned money imo.

 

You're not the main character and you're not anything special.Matter of fact the only word that comes to mind is delusional and that maybe is not enough.

 

For your sake and others,seek immediate help before it's too late.

 

Tootles and see ya during HW.

ALTERF Trade Center 99%MV Flushies ·

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ALTERF Trade Center 99%MV Flushies · · 9 likes

[BUYING] Alterf’s Bulk Shop 🔵 Plushies / Flowers / Drugs / Energy Drinks

 

BUYING:

 

  • Plushies - 99 %
  • Flowers - 99 %
  • Drugs - 98 %
  • Alcohol - 95 %
  • Energy Drinks - 96 %
  • Boosters - 96 %

 

Trades are 100% safe/mug-free, and I use Torn Exchange & TornW3B to keep my rates competitive.🔷 Quick Cash & 0% Mug Risk 🔷

 

💵 Current Buying Prices : I use live market pricing synced right to my price sheet. Take a look at my current rates(whichever site you prefer) before opening a trade:

 

 TE Price list or TornW3B

 

  START A TRADE HERE

 

Normal trading hours from 10:00-17:00 (TCT) but if you see me online it never hurts to try.

 

📝 How to Trade With Me:

Click the above link and open a trade.Throw in your items.I'll pull up the receipt and accept with cash quickly.

 

If everything went smoothly a positive review would be greatly appreciated. Thank you for the support!