Let’s face it: happy jumps are expensive…but they are the best way to level your stats if you’re new to Torn. So it’s worth the risk of ODing, even though it’s expensive.
What if you could reduce that risk? Or even eliminate it? What is that peace of mind worth?
Well, how about one Xanax?
Yes, that’s it.
And no, it’s not too good to be true.
Here’s how it works:
Basic coverage costs 1 Xanax
If you OD during your happy jump, I will give you 4 Xanax, 4 EDVDS, and one Ecstasy
You can even request advance coverage!
==== 🛡️ BIG REPLACEMENT PACKAGE 🛡️====
OD? We’ve got you covered.
💊 Happy Jump Insurance
Xanax Sent
Package Received
1 Xanax
4 Xanax, 4 EDVDs, 1 Ecstasy
2 Xanax
8 Xanax, 8 EDVDs, 2 Ecstasy
3 Xanax
12 Xanax, 12 EDVDs, 3 Ecstasy
4 Xanax
16 Xanax, 16 EDVDs, 4 Ecstasy
5 Xanax
20 Xanax, 20 EDVDs, 5 Ecstasy
⚡ Xanax Insurance
Xanax Sent
Package Received
1 Xanax
3 Xanax
2 Xanax
6 Xanax
3 Xanax
9 Xanax
4 Xanax
12 Xanax
5 Xanax
15 Xanax
💡 Send Xanax = number of packages you’re covered for.
==== 🛡️ INSTRUCTIONS 🛡️====
📋 Happy Jump Instructions
Step
Action
1️⃣
Send 1+ Xanax to TheKillerMarco
2️⃣
Message: "HappyJump"
3️⃣
AFTER sending, proceed with your jump
4️⃣
Do this ≥5 min before EDVDs/Ecstasy
⏱️
Coverage lasts 2 hours
📋 Xanax Instructions
Step
Action
1️⃣
Send 1+ Xanax to TheKillerMarco
2️⃣
Message: "XanaxJump"
3️⃣
AFTER sending, proceed with your jump
⏱️
Coverage lasts 12 hours
==== 🛡️IMPORTANT NOTES🛡️====
⏱️ Coverage for Happy Jumps lasts 2 hours after receiving your “HappyJump” message.
⏱️ Coverage for Xanax Jumps lasts 12 hours after receiving your “XanaxJump” message.
Let’s face it: happy jumps are expensive…but they are the best way to level your stats if you’re new to Torn. So it’s worth the risk of ODing, even though it’s expensive.
What if you could reduce that risk? Or even eliminate it? What is that peace of mind worth?
Well, how about one Xanax?
Yes, that’s it.
And no, it’s not too good to be true.
Here’s how it works:
Basic coverage costs 1 Xanax
If you OD during your happy jump, I will give you 4 Xanax, 4 EDVDS, and one Ecstasy
You can even request advance coverage!
==== 🛡️ BIG REPLACEMENT PACKAGE 🛡️====
OD? We’ve got you covered.
💊 Happy Jump Insurance
Xanax Sent
Package Received
1 Xanax
4 Xanax, 4 EDVDs, 1 Ecstasy
2 Xanax
8 Xanax, 8 EDVDs, 2 Ecstasy
3 Xanax
12 Xanax, 12 EDVDs, 3 Ecstasy
4 Xanax
16 Xanax, 16 EDVDs, 4 Ecstasy
5 Xanax
20 Xanax, 20 EDVDs, 5 Ecstasy
⚡ Xanax Insurance
Xanax Sent
Package Received
1 Xanax
3 Xanax
2 Xanax
6 Xanax
3 Xanax
9 Xanax
4 Xanax
12 Xanax
5 Xanax
15 Xanax
💡 Send Xanax = number of packages you’re covered for.
==== 🛡️ INSTRUCTIONS 🛡️====
📋 Happy Jump Instructions
Step
Action
1️⃣
Send 1+ Xanax to TheKillerMarco
2️⃣
Message: "HappyJump"
3️⃣
AFTER sending, proceed with your jump
4️⃣
Do this ≥5 min before EDVDs/Ecstasy
⏱️
Coverage lasts 2 hours
📋 Xanax Instructions
Step
Action
1️⃣
Send 1+ Xanax to TheKillerMarco
2️⃣
Message: "XanaxJump"
3️⃣
AFTER sending, proceed with your jump
⏱️
Coverage lasts 12 hours
==== 🛡️IMPORTANT NOTES🛡️====
⏱️ Coverage for Happy Jumps lasts 2 hours after receiving your “HappyJump” message.
⏱️ Coverage for Xanax Jumps lasts 12 hours after receiving your “XanaxJump” message.