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1984 Dystopian Torn! · · 27 likes

This was made as satire

 

 

Torn released a new change of rules where we are now allowed to say "fuck", and people started to change their names, to things including fuck. So I thought, why not join along in the fun? Right? If others are doing it, I should join the cool kids club and change my name to something fucky-wucky. So I started thinking, what if I did a fuck name that's got a Torn reference in it? What could go wrong?

 

 

So my genius self decided "Willf**k4Xanax" was a funny Torn related name. I got some funny messages with people saying they liked the name, and some folks asking how many Xans I charge. I was living high on the hog for 5 whole hours! Then the Torn fun police stepped in and saw that I was making people happy for free. That couldn't stand.

 

 

So now for 92 days, I am nameless, just my numbers identify me, as they won't let me have my original name back either. My new alias for the time being is "Mr Digits", as I do my best to evade the Torn Gestapo. Don't tell them where I'm at, they are searching for me, and anyone else who wanted to have a little fun with the new rule. Hide your spouses, hide your factions, hide your companies, cause they banning everyone out here.

 

 

I'm still on the run, the fun police can't totally kill me....right? 1984 tried to warn us, and because I can't read, I didn't listen. Something along those lines. If they do find me, remember me as the guy who tried....to be silly.

 

 

[SCRIPT] Torn's Elephant Combat Helper (TECH) · · 7 likes

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

 

 

Hello again fellow Torn citizens! I am back again with another script/tool to help folks understand, and prepare for combat within Torn. Torn's Elephant Combat Helper (TECH) is small, yet deep tool that helps handle all sorts of data. This is not meant to be used alone however. Many people know about BSP, or Battle Stat Predictor, and it works side by side with BSP, as well as FF Scouter, and even Torn Stats! 

 

Let's start with the main dashboard. At the top will be a time selection for the data you want to see. This dictates things for both the Dashboard and the Fights tabs. Right below that is going to be Quick Wins. These are fights that based on your history, the system thinks would be an easy win for you to get if you needed/wanted to. Pretty straight forward.



Now if you're at war, or have a chain going, you'll be able to see both your chain, and the enemy faction's chain, at the top of the page. If you're not at war, and/or there's no chain going on, you'll not see this. This is also where you can see your targets if you've set any up! Targets are selected players that you want to focus, and will sit at the top of the screen. When you have targets, you'll see your energy listed, as well as a "HIT" button next to targets who you can attack right now. Pressing "HIT" will take you to the attack screen.

 

 

Next is the Build Coherence, Loadout Alignment, Equipped Loadout, and your "TECH Name" aka what it categorizes your build as. The build coherence is a guide based on how you want to build. You can set this up in the settings menu, and it helps guide your gym progress and shape your build into whatever type of killing machine you want to be! The loadout alignment gives you a rating based on what the system believes you should be using with your build. Equipped loadout, is pretty straightforward, it just shows what you have equipped for battle. And lastly is the "TECH Name", a category it sorts you into based on your build choices and TECH settings. 

 

 

Onto the Weekly Digest, which breaks down your weekly activity in a way that is easy to follow, and can help you tracking wins, losses, respect, and more! 

 

Incoming activity is a way to monitor your fights by time, as well as by who you're fighting with most recently. It also helps for tracking losses if you're loss buying/selling. 

 

A difficulty roadmap gives advice on which targets to attack based on FF Scouter ratings.

 

 

Finally we have the Outcome Breakdown, which shows a breakdown of your recent fights. The Top Opponents which shows the people you've fought the most within whatever time period you've selected. And recent  activity shows all your recent results!

 

 

And now, moving away from the Dashboard, is the Fights page. And this is very simple, it just shows all of your fights, based on time selection. 

 

 

There's a selection for just war hits too!

 

 

Next is a page all the stats nerds will love! The Scouting tab.  Scout out enemy factions with spies, BSP, and FF Scouter, and then sort them by how dangerous they are, level, status, latest action, and more! Compare the stats and see which targets really are meant for you to hit, and which ones you should completely avoid! It also shows the status of each member, with the colored dots and status indicator. 

 

 

Next might be my favorite tab. The TEST tab. TEST stands for Torn's Elephant Simulation Tester, and it does exactly what it says it does. Lets you run simulation test battles, without having to waste a single energy! Set up your battle parameters, and simulate to your hearts content! 

 

 

Last but not least we have the Settings, but only a couple things I'll go over here. First is the Build Goal, this is where you set your ideal build archetype for how you're currently or going to build your character into. Each option has a description so you can get as close as you can to your ideal build. Once you've chosen your build archetype, make sure to hit Save & Start. If your TECH ever stops polling for whatever reason, you can hit Poll Now to get it to do a new poll, and make sure it's running okay. Same thing will happen if you hit the refresh arrow at the top of TECH.

 

 

NOW THAT WE GOT ALL THE FEATURES OUT OF THE WAY! PHEW! Let's talk about what you need to run this bad boy. Not much! It's a Tampermonkey script, so it works directly with Tampermonkey in browsers. It does not currently work in PDA, but it will work on Firefox mobile, through Tampermonkey. Also while TECH is free, we highly recommend you get BSP and FF Scouter to make sure you can use this tool to it's fullest potential. We highly recommend you subscribe to those services because it will get you the most accurate data for wars and opponents. I have spoken directly with BSP's TDup and FF's Glasnost to let them know I was integrating stuff into TECH. 

 

WHERE TO GET BSP: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=67&t=16290324&b=0&a=0

 

WHERE TO GET FF SCOUTER: https://ffscouter.com/

 

WHERE TO GET TECH: https://github.com/StonedWasteland/Torn-Elephant-Combat-Helper 

 

FOLLOW THESE SCREENSHOTS TO DOWNLOAD IT PROPERLY! NICE AND EASY! CLICK ON THE ACTUAL SCRIPT, THEN CLICK ON RAW, IT WILL TAKE YOU TO THE TAMPERMONKEY PAGE, FROM THERE HIT THE BUTTON THAT SAYS INSTALL. (For me it was reinstall, or update, based on what version you have.)

 

[SCRIPT] Torn's Elephant Economy Manager - TEEM · · 6 likes

Hello fellow Torn citizens. They say an elephant never forgets, and neither does TEEM! Torn's Elephant Economy Manager. A simple yet effective tool, to help you manage the market trends, flight routes, and even your crime payouts! This app was built for players like me, who are newer and want to get better at playing the market and traveling. But it's also good for veterans who want to maximize profit where they can.

The main tool is the hot/cold market fluctuation tracker. It tells you what items are hot and cold based on what period of time you select. With increments of 1 hour, 6 hours, 1 day, 3 days, 1 week, 2 weeks, and 1 month, you can check trends and make sure you're making as much profit as possible!

 



Curate your own perfect watchlist, to make sure you're tracking items you really care about. Clicking the little shopping cart takes you to that item's buy page, while clicking the money sign takes you to your inventory to check your stock if its time to sell! 

 

 

Check prices/trends on ranked weapons and armor, so you too can keep up with the best of the best.

 

 

Tell TEEM what your travel setup is (how many slots you have for items, and which type of flight you use) and it will show you your best flight routes for profit. Make sure you're flying high and actually making money!

 

 

Even get real time stats on crime, so you can see what's worth your time.

 

 

All of this, and more planned for the future. All feedback is accepted, as I'm new to this and want to make sure I listen and adjust based on what people like and don't like. This works inside browsers that use Tampermonkey, and even works on Firefox Mobile through Tampermonkey. 

 

I am not asking for any payment for this, but if anyone wants to donate I will be immensely appreciative. I never plan on making this premium, as it being a market management tool, I want players who are F2P to be able to use it and make money. We've all been there, and nobody wants to be a broke confused new player.

 

Approved by mods, nothing automated, loved by the testers!

 

Full breakdown on GitHub! https://github.com/StonedWasteland/Torn-Elephant-Economy-Manager

What Torn Means To Me · · 15 likes



 

So, I've had a few posts where I've tried to be humorous, and throw some memes out there in regards to stuff that's happened on Torn. I lost my name by being stupid, I posted a meme about a ranked war I was in, and I had an issue with betting that got resolved. Every day I log onto this game to do some crimes, gain some stats, make some money, and explore the community. The usual Torn user experience. Now back to the title of this post, what does Torn mean to me, and why am I making a post about it?



Well recently I had a little trip to the hospital, for a minor emergency surgery. I didn't know I needed it, and I ended up spending almost a week in the hospital. During that time, in which for the first 50~ hours I could not sleep even a minute (other than anesthesia), I had nothing but Torn to keep me occupied. Torn legitimately helped keep me sane through the pain and all the stuff I had to deal with. Having Torn to look forward to, whether it was hitting the gym for gains, happy jumping, trying to help in wars as a newer player, or even overcoming a bully,  it was really helpful. It gave me hope, as stupid as that may sound.

There's obviously assholes in this game, and I'd be a liar if I said I've never been one, but there's also an absolute treasure trove of great people too. People that care, people that are supportive, people that are friendly, people that are funny, people that are kind. These people help make Torn a great place, and a place where I've recruited 5 people to come try it, and they've started recruiting people as well. I sometimes sit in Global chat, and make profile pictures for anyone who sends me a silly item. Or if someone bails me out of jail, I'll make them a profile picture. And they're almost always appreciative, and like the work I do. Sure getting paid would be nice, but making a profile pic for someone who doesn't have it, and then seeing them use it as their profile picture for any period of time, is way more fulfilling. Seeing someone proud to be their character or whatever makes me feel fantastic. Thank you to everyone who's supported me by using my art as profile pictures, and thank you even more to the folks who decided to pay me afterwards. 

 

 

But as we know the community aint all wholesome. There's some assholes out there for sure. Let me tell you about my experience with some random schmuck who decided to try and bully me, for wishing someone a happy birthday in Global. Her name is maddog2244, and she attacked me 3 times. No messages were sent, I had no idea who the heck she even was.

 

So I did what any rational person would do. I hit the gym like I had a New Year's Resolution, and an actual will to live. Over the course of a couple weeks, I kept to myself, training away. Getting them gains, and double a couple candy/happy jumps. I finally got to a point while in the hospital, where I felt as if I had enough stats to beat her. I was roughly 100k less in stats at the time, with her being around 485k~ total battle stats, but I saw from the times she killed me, it wasn't always an easy fight. So once I felt I had the power, I fought back.

 

 

Thanks for the $13, the drive to grow stronger, and the joy of whooping your ass. In a moment where I felt weakest, literally being checked on around the clock by doctors, nurses, and techs, I felt a sense of *Pride and Accomplishment*© by wrecking you. Thank you for being an asshole so I had a reason to get better. And this is another reason why the community is so great. In this community, karma is currency, and mob justice does take place to those who deserve it. Every community has good and bad, but Torn really does seem like a special community. (In every sense of the word.)

 

I've had someone tell me they'd be salsa from me in real life, and send me money in Torn if I ship it out to them. I know real life and internet life shouldn't often comingle, but Torn brings people together. It inspires me, or at least me, to be cool. Do fun things. Make life more interesting. Help that new person, we were all there, hell I'm still there. Make someone's day even if instead you could directly make money from it. I know some people may call me naive or stupid, but I believe in a game like this, a game that helped me get through a rough real life time. A game that's brought people together, including folks becoming life-long friends, and every people getting married IRL. A game like Torn deserves some positivity and love. It's not perfect, but nothing is. However, I thank you Torn. The game, the staff, yall run a tight ship, and I'm enjoying every moment of it. To the community, keep being awesome. Keep being weird. Keep being you. An if you're an asshole? Well I'll try to train to be strong one day, but for now, I'm just gonna enjoy the process, and keep making profile pictures for folks. 

Thank you for anyone who took the time to read all this nonsense. I'll see yall out there. 

-Mr Digits

Horse Racing Issues · · 1 like

I had a few million bet on this horse race. The lineup changed completely, with many horses who were in the race, never added/updated to the betting list. As you see it claims there's a winner, but does not show any winners. They were not on reserve either, for reserve betting. This is something that should be refunded, as there's no way to bet on the new horses added to the race, guaranteeing a loss and unfair betting. I understand it's not a lot of money in Torn, but the integrity should be the same when it comes to changes in lineup. If a horse is scratched from the lineup, we get a refund, but when horses are added to the lineup, nothing is changed. This was an unwinnable bet, due to this. The winning horse was not even on this list, and Torn locks out changes in advance. 3 out of the top 4 horses in this race, weren't even listed on here. This race featured 19 total horses, 3 of which didn't race, however there was only 12 horses to bet on. That means with the scratched horses, there's still 4 missing horses to bet on. Please fix this for future bets, as it's unfair to people who put money into it. 

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

*JOB FOUND*

 

Hi, looking for a good job with either paid or rotating trains. 

 

Working Stats

  • Manual labor 2,395
  • Intelligence 12,263
  • Endurance 4,454
  • Total 19,112

Interesting/Unique Super Powers ·

Thanks everyone for the updates! I'll check through all of these and award some xans out to my favorites!

Interesting/Unique Super Powers · · 1 like

I actually do have time control already documented, thank you! Heaven those are interesting. A stage crew of powers.

Interesting/Unique Super Powers ·

EXAMPLES 


Tanks - Gravity user, pulls all enemies into them and them crushes them with the power of gravity

 

Artillery - Chi blasts, uses blasts of chi energy to hit enemies from far away

 

Controller - Tar powers, uses thick sticky tar to trap opponents in their place, leaving them open to be hit by the team

 

Support - Marijuana, uses kush powers to heal/support the team and smoke to blind enemies

 

Striker - Blacksmith, summons magical weapons to combat enemies on the fly

Interesting/Unique Super Powers · · 1 like

In a world where anything can be powers, give me your coolest/most unique super powers that fit these archetypes. I'm curious to see what y'all can come up with.

 

Tank - Keeps attention, takes the damage for the team.

 

Controller - Uses powers to distract/slow/blind/etc enemies to keep them unorganized

 

Artillery - ranged damage/nuker

 

Support - heals/supports the team through various means

 

Striker - up close damage, quick, strong

 

 

***MY FAVORITE IN EACH CATEGORY WILL WIN A XANAX***

[SCRIPT] Torn's Elephant Combat Helper (TECH) · · 7 likes

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

 

 

Hello again fellow Torn citizens! I am back again with another script/tool to help folks understand, and prepare for combat within Torn. Torn's Elephant Combat Helper (TECH) is small, yet deep tool that helps handle all sorts of data. This is not meant to be used alone however. Many people know about BSP, or Battle Stat Predictor, and it works side by side with BSP, as well as FF Scouter, and even Torn Stats! 

 

Let's start with the main dashboard. At the top will be a time selection for the data you want to see. This dictates things for both the Dashboard and the Fights tabs. Right below that is going to be Quick Wins. These are fights that based on your history, the system thinks would be an easy win for you to get if you needed/wanted to. Pretty straight forward.



Now if you're at war, or have a chain going, you'll be able to see both your chain, and the enemy faction's chain, at the top of the page. If you're not at war, and/or there's no chain going on, you'll not see this. This is also where you can see your targets if you've set any up! Targets are selected players that you want to focus, and will sit at the top of the screen. When you have targets, you'll see your energy listed, as well as a "HIT" button next to targets who you can attack right now. Pressing "HIT" will take you to the attack screen.

 

 

Next is the Build Coherence, Loadout Alignment, Equipped Loadout, and your "TECH Name" aka what it categorizes your build as. The build coherence is a guide based on how you want to build. You can set this up in the settings menu, and it helps guide your gym progress and shape your build into whatever type of killing machine you want to be! The loadout alignment gives you a rating based on what the system believes you should be using with your build. Equipped loadout, is pretty straightforward, it just shows what you have equipped for battle. And lastly is the "TECH Name", a category it sorts you into based on your build choices and TECH settings. 

 

 

Onto the Weekly Digest, which breaks down your weekly activity in a way that is easy to follow, and can help you tracking wins, losses, respect, and more! 

 

Incoming activity is a way to monitor your fights by time, as well as by who you're fighting with most recently. It also helps for tracking losses if you're loss buying/selling. 

 

A difficulty roadmap gives advice on which targets to attack based on FF Scouter ratings.

 

 

Finally we have the Outcome Breakdown, which shows a breakdown of your recent fights. The Top Opponents which shows the people you've fought the most within whatever time period you've selected. And recent  activity shows all your recent results!

 

 

And now, moving away from the Dashboard, is the Fights page. And this is very simple, it just shows all of your fights, based on time selection. 

 

 

There's a selection for just war hits too!

 

 

Next is a page all the stats nerds will love! The Scouting tab.  Scout out enemy factions with spies, BSP, and FF Scouter, and then sort them by how dangerous they are, level, status, latest action, and more! Compare the stats and see which targets really are meant for you to hit, and which ones you should completely avoid! It also shows the status of each member, with the colored dots and status indicator. 

 

 

Next might be my favorite tab. The TEST tab. TEST stands for Torn's Elephant Simulation Tester, and it does exactly what it says it does. Lets you run simulation test battles, without having to waste a single energy! Set up your battle parameters, and simulate to your hearts content! 

 

 

Last but not least we have the Settings, but only a couple things I'll go over here. First is the Build Goal, this is where you set your ideal build archetype for how you're currently or going to build your character into. Each option has a description so you can get as close as you can to your ideal build. Once you've chosen your build archetype, make sure to hit Save & Start. If your TECH ever stops polling for whatever reason, you can hit Poll Now to get it to do a new poll, and make sure it's running okay. Same thing will happen if you hit the refresh arrow at the top of TECH.

 

 

NOW THAT WE GOT ALL THE FEATURES OUT OF THE WAY! PHEW! Let's talk about what you need to run this bad boy. Not much! It's a Tampermonkey script, so it works directly with Tampermonkey in browsers. It does not currently work in PDA, but it will work on Firefox mobile, through Tampermonkey. Also while TECH is free, we highly recommend you get BSP and FF Scouter to make sure you can use this tool to it's fullest potential. We highly recommend you subscribe to those services because it will get you the most accurate data for wars and opponents. I have spoken directly with BSP's TDup and FF's Glasnost to let them know I was integrating stuff into TECH. 

 

WHERE TO GET BSP: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=67&t=16290324&b=0&a=0

 

WHERE TO GET FF SCOUTER: https://ffscouter.com/

 

WHERE TO GET TECH: https://github.com/StonedWasteland/Torn-Elephant-Combat-Helper 

 

FOLLOW THESE SCREENSHOTS TO DOWNLOAD IT PROPERLY! NICE AND EASY! CLICK ON THE ACTUAL SCRIPT, THEN CLICK ON RAW, IT WILL TAKE YOU TO THE TAMPERMONKEY PAGE, FROM THERE HIT THE BUTTON THAT SAYS INSTALL. (For me it was reinstall, or update, based on what version you have.)

 

[SCRIPT] Torn's Elephant Economy Manager - TEEM ·

Thanks for letting me know Phil! I appreciate it. The TornTools link should be fixed now. It's mainly made for browser, but works on Firefox Mobile through tampermonkey. PDA has not been very nice with it.

[SCRIPT] Torn's Elephant Economy Manager - TEEM · · 6 likes

Hello fellow Torn citizens. They say an elephant never forgets, and neither does TEEM! Torn's Elephant Economy Manager. A simple yet effective tool, to help you manage the market trends, flight routes, and even your crime payouts! This app was built for players like me, who are newer and want to get better at playing the market and traveling. But it's also good for veterans who want to maximize profit where they can.

The main tool is the hot/cold market fluctuation tracker. It tells you what items are hot and cold based on what period of time you select. With increments of 1 hour, 6 hours, 1 day, 3 days, 1 week, 2 weeks, and 1 month, you can check trends and make sure you're making as much profit as possible!

 



Curate your own perfect watchlist, to make sure you're tracking items you really care about. Clicking the little shopping cart takes you to that item's buy page, while clicking the money sign takes you to your inventory to check your stock if its time to sell! 

 

 

Check prices/trends on ranked weapons and armor, so you too can keep up with the best of the best.

 

 

Tell TEEM what your travel setup is (how many slots you have for items, and which type of flight you use) and it will show you your best flight routes for profit. Make sure you're flying high and actually making money!

 

 

Even get real time stats on crime, so you can see what's worth your time.

 

 

All of this, and more planned for the future. All feedback is accepted, as I'm new to this and want to make sure I listen and adjust based on what people like and don't like. This works inside browsers that use Tampermonkey, and even works on Firefox Mobile through Tampermonkey. 

 

I am not asking for any payment for this, but if anyone wants to donate I will be immensely appreciative. I never plan on making this premium, as it being a market management tool, I want players who are F2P to be able to use it and make money. We've all been there, and nobody wants to be a broke confused new player.

 

Approved by mods, nothing automated, loved by the testers!

 

Full breakdown on GitHub! https://github.com/StonedWasteland/Torn-Elephant-Economy-Manager

What Torn Means To Me ·

Sorry if I got off the rails at the end. My main point is Torn is a special place, it's community is awesome, and I'm glad to be here.

What Torn Means To Me · · 15 likes



 

So, I've had a few posts where I've tried to be humorous, and throw some memes out there in regards to stuff that's happened on Torn. I lost my name by being stupid, I posted a meme about a ranked war I was in, and I had an issue with betting that got resolved. Every day I log onto this game to do some crimes, gain some stats, make some money, and explore the community. The usual Torn user experience. Now back to the title of this post, what does Torn mean to me, and why am I making a post about it?



Well recently I had a little trip to the hospital, for a minor emergency surgery. I didn't know I needed it, and I ended up spending almost a week in the hospital. During that time, in which for the first 50~ hours I could not sleep even a minute (other than anesthesia), I had nothing but Torn to keep me occupied. Torn legitimately helped keep me sane through the pain and all the stuff I had to deal with. Having Torn to look forward to, whether it was hitting the gym for gains, happy jumping, trying to help in wars as a newer player, or even overcoming a bully,  it was really helpful. It gave me hope, as stupid as that may sound.

There's obviously assholes in this game, and I'd be a liar if I said I've never been one, but there's also an absolute treasure trove of great people too. People that care, people that are supportive, people that are friendly, people that are funny, people that are kind. These people help make Torn a great place, and a place where I've recruited 5 people to come try it, and they've started recruiting people as well. I sometimes sit in Global chat, and make profile pictures for anyone who sends me a silly item. Or if someone bails me out of jail, I'll make them a profile picture. And they're almost always appreciative, and like the work I do. Sure getting paid would be nice, but making a profile pic for someone who doesn't have it, and then seeing them use it as their profile picture for any period of time, is way more fulfilling. Seeing someone proud to be their character or whatever makes me feel fantastic. Thank you to everyone who's supported me by using my art as profile pictures, and thank you even more to the folks who decided to pay me afterwards. 

 

 

But as we know the community aint all wholesome. There's some assholes out there for sure. Let me tell you about my experience with some random schmuck who decided to try and bully me, for wishing someone a happy birthday in Global. Her name is maddog2244, and she attacked me 3 times. No messages were sent, I had no idea who the heck she even was.

 

So I did what any rational person would do. I hit the gym like I had a New Year's Resolution, and an actual will to live. Over the course of a couple weeks, I kept to myself, training away. Getting them gains, and double a couple candy/happy jumps. I finally got to a point while in the hospital, where I felt as if I had enough stats to beat her. I was roughly 100k less in stats at the time, with her being around 485k~ total battle stats, but I saw from the times she killed me, it wasn't always an easy fight. So once I felt I had the power, I fought back.

 

 

Thanks for the $13, the drive to grow stronger, and the joy of whooping your ass. In a moment where I felt weakest, literally being checked on around the clock by doctors, nurses, and techs, I felt a sense of *Pride and Accomplishment*© by wrecking you. Thank you for being an asshole so I had a reason to get better. And this is another reason why the community is so great. In this community, karma is currency, and mob justice does take place to those who deserve it. Every community has good and bad, but Torn really does seem like a special community. (In every sense of the word.)

 

I've had someone tell me they'd be salsa from me in real life, and send me money in Torn if I ship it out to them. I know real life and internet life shouldn't often comingle, but Torn brings people together. It inspires me, or at least me, to be cool. Do fun things. Make life more interesting. Help that new person, we were all there, hell I'm still there. Make someone's day even if instead you could directly make money from it. I know some people may call me naive or stupid, but I believe in a game like this, a game that helped me get through a rough real life time. A game that's brought people together, including folks becoming life-long friends, and every people getting married IRL. A game like Torn deserves some positivity and love. It's not perfect, but nothing is. However, I thank you Torn. The game, the staff, yall run a tight ship, and I'm enjoying every moment of it. To the community, keep being awesome. Keep being weird. Keep being you. An if you're an asshole? Well I'll try to train to be strong one day, but for now, I'm just gonna enjoy the process, and keep making profile pictures for folks. 

Thank you for anyone who took the time to read all this nonsense. I'll see yall out there. 

-Mr Digits

1984 Dystopian Torn! ·

It is I Mr Digits! By the way as stated at the top, this post is satire. I'm not  upset, I did something stupid so they reacted. It is what it is.

1984 Dystopian Torn! · · 27 likes

This was made as satire

 

 

Torn released a new change of rules where we are now allowed to say "fuck", and people started to change their names, to things including fuck. So I thought, why not join along in the fun? Right? If others are doing it, I should join the cool kids club and change my name to something fucky-wucky. So I started thinking, what if I did a fuck name that's got a Torn reference in it? What could go wrong?

 

 

So my genius self decided "Willf**k4Xanax" was a funny Torn related name. I got some funny messages with people saying they liked the name, and some folks asking how many Xans I charge. I was living high on the hog for 5 whole hours! Then the Torn fun police stepped in and saw that I was making people happy for free. That couldn't stand.

 

 

So now for 92 days, I am nameless, just my numbers identify me, as they won't let me have my original name back either. My new alias for the time being is "Mr Digits", as I do my best to evade the Torn Gestapo. Don't tell them where I'm at, they are searching for me, and anyone else who wanted to have a little fun with the new rule. Hide your spouses, hide your factions, hide your companies, cause they banning everyone out here.

 

 

I'm still on the run, the fun police can't totally kill me....right? 1984 tried to warn us, and because I can't read, I didn't listen. Something along those lines. If they do find me, remember me as the guy who tried....to be silly.

 

 

The Torn National Faction League - TNFL · · 6 likes

This week on TNFL -

Horse Racing Issues ·

That's crazy. I know gambling is all risk, but that's legit just stealing money from people.

Horse Racing Issues · · 1 like

I had a few million bet on this horse race. The lineup changed completely, with many horses who were in the race, never added/updated to the betting list. As you see it claims there's a winner, but does not show any winners. They were not on reserve either, for reserve betting. This is something that should be refunded, as there's no way to bet on the new horses added to the race, guaranteeing a loss and unfair betting. I understand it's not a lot of money in Torn, but the integrity should be the same when it comes to changes in lineup. If a horse is scratched from the lineup, we get a refund, but when horses are added to the lineup, nothing is changed. This was an unwinnable bet, due to this. The winning horse was not even on this list, and Torn locks out changes in advance. 3 out of the top 4 horses in this race, weren't even listed on here. This race featured 19 total horses, 3 of which didn't race, however there was only 12 horses to bet on. That means with the scratched horses, there's still 4 missing horses to bet on. Please fix this for future bets, as it's unfair to people who put money into it. 

Looking for a faction; post details here ·

Found faction. Thank you all.

Looking for a faction; post details here ·

Looking for a faction that promotes growth instead of constantly stacking for random chains out of my own pocket. I'm active daily. Been active daily and I've recruited people. I'm a sponsor. Don't have a PI but am willing to marry/help pay for rent. I also do profile art. 

 

Strength: 5,143

Defense: 15,608

Speed: 7,114

Dexterity: 2765

 

[Open] Cheap Profile Pics and Trippy Backgrounds! ·

Here's three examples of trippy backgrounds I can make (made with the exact same colors), and I can put stuff on top of it. 

[Open] Cheap Profile Pics and Trippy Backgrounds! ·

More examples, I may take some discount ones, like 1 Xanax, just in case people wanna see if they like what I can do.

[Open] Cheap Profile Pics and Trippy Backgrounds! · · 1 like

Howdy there! I'm new to Torn and have experience in some graphic design. I am looking to sell profile pictures and banners for (what I believe) is a fairly low price! Now seeing as I'm a lowbie and new, I already know many clients would gladly buy-mug me, so I'm going to be asking for payment securely, though Xanax. I am currently thinking 3-5 for a profile picture, 5-7 for a faction banner, and 7-10 for a forum banner, but these prices are not set in stone. Also please be aware, I AM NOT A TRADITIONAL ARTIST. What do I mean by this? I can't draw by hand. However all the backgrounds are made by me, by hand. There is 0 AI in anything I use, so I can customize your backgrounds to your preference. However I do exceptionally well at trippy/abstract backgrounds. I can also do other styles, but that's where I do best. Please DM me if you're interested, or have any questions. 

 

 

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