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🐬 PRIVATE 99K JUMPS 🐬 ✨ GET YOUR ECSTATIC MERIT ✨
Hi! I'm Snarf, and I host private 99k happy jumps out of my 10★ Adult Novelties gig. Always wanted the Ecstatic merit but can't get there on your own? That's exactly what I'm here for. It's just you and me — no chains, no queue, nobody else's bad luck can cost you your run. We get you to 99k, you train, you walk away with the merit. 🌈
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🌟 Why jump private with me? 🐬 It's YOUR jump. No chain, no waiting behind strangers, no one ahead of you ODing and tanking your slot. 🌈 Reliable 10★ AN host hitting a clean 99k every single time. 💖 Built for the merit. One-time, permanent — let's just get it done right. ✨ Flexible private slots — we lock your time once you book. 🏋️ Return for a discount — want more gains? return for a discount.
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🦄 PRICES 🦄
💎 PRIVATE SOLO — 9 EDVDs the full VIP treatment, just you & me
♥ RETURNING REGULARS — 8 EDVDs because loyalty deserves love 💕
🐬🐬 BUDDY JUMP — 5 EDVDs each grab a friend who ALSO needs the merit & you BOTH save big!
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🌸 What to bring ⭐ 2× Poison Mistletoe ⭐ 1× Ecstasy ⭐ 4× Xanax (for stacking to 1,000 energy) ⭐ 2–3× Erotic DVD (your own top-up to clear 50k) ⭐ Living on Private Island with 4k+ happy ⭐ optional: 30pt e refill, Energy Cans / FHCs for even FATTER gains 💪
🌟 How it works (easy!) 1️⃣ DM me & book — we lock your private time. 2️⃣ Start stacking ~30h ahead (4 Xanax → 1,000 energy). 3️⃣ Be online & all cooldowns at 00:00 when I say go. 4️⃣ I hit 99k. On my "GO" → mistletoe me, top up, Ecstasy, then GYM. 🏋️ 5️⃣ You walk away ECSTATIC. ✨
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✚ IF I OD, YOU'RE COVERED ✚
If I overdose on my Ecstasy or Xanax and the jump falls through, you get a full refund or a reschedule — your call. Your own OD is in the lap of the RNG gods (pray! 🙏) — cover yourself with insurance below if you want total peace of mind.
I currently work at a pub and am trying to claim my elims prize but the option board still says mining company points. I was working at a salt mine during elims but have since left.
I currently work at a pub and am trying to claim my elims prize but the option board still says mining company points. I was working at a salt mine during elims but have since left.
My results over the last few months -- you can see I start my 99k jumps around june 16th! Got an OD an a couple of war interruptions, but generally pretty consistent, I'd say! 1 stat our of 99k jump range, 3 more to go!
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