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This guy is a scammer. Scammed me. Dont trust him

Dont trust this guy. Will make an agreement with you and then 2 days in will fire you for no reason. Scammer

Happy World Tiger Day!!

Quick question though... who approved this event? Because apparently we’ve been sent to hunt tigers in South Africa.

Small problem: there are no wild tigers in Africa. Not one. Not in South Africa, not anywhere on the continent. Tigers are native to Asia, not Africa. The closest thing Africa has to a big cat problem is lions, leopards, and cheetahs... you know, the cats that actually know where Africa is on a map.

Somewhere, a tiger looked at the event description and said: “Wait... why am I being shipped to a continent I’ve never lived on?”

A few possibilities:

The tigers have secretly mastered international travel and immigration.

South Africa has been hiding a tiger population for centuries just to surprise us.

Or someone at Torn put a lion in charge of geography.

10/10 event idea. 0/10 geography. 

Immersion broken  😭 

I've overdosed twice in 2 weeks now. First one was with Xanax and received the amount within minutes and just now on a Happy Jump. 

Both times fast and efficient and no issues whatsoever!

Super Happy Bump!

Congratulations! 20 years is a long tine. Im guessing you level 86. 

Also. FIRST!

Nice wonder what you'll be at when I reach 6b

Have you seen what you posted recently?  If they're as retarded as you are then please do, cuz I would give 0 fucks

Ummmm. Anyways Ima stop replying to this pointless low effort memes. Goodluck with all that :)

Anyways maybe yall could contribute to the point of the thread instead of whatever youre trying do here. Mort is fucking awesome btw. You can fuck off with trying to bash my faction mates. 

Oop did I do something wrong?

Youre trying wayyy too hard to make a useless point about something that you never really defined or clarified. Not sure why you even commented to me. Good luck tho! Glad I bothered you that much to crank out that essay and your Microsoft paint

Oh this is basically what Offertory is saying. BenBootyHagen. Cant have any fun without someone crying about this or that. 

SanctCore was fedded. Needed real life mental fed at that. Dont hurt me baby.

If you think that was a crash out, id love to see your reaction on a real on. Anyways, idk what kind response you want from me here lol? Did you want me to bend over or sumthn? Orrr...? 

Im just waiting to hit 500m or so and wanna join SHAT or SHATlike faction. I tried to play the darkside in the beginning but the white knights and keyboard warriors flock around and chirp this or that to subdue any fun from anyone for any fucking reason.  Not to mention my battle stats did not and still do not support that style 

Buncha whiny titbags in this game, too many of them are lvl100. I expected it to be the other way around. Noobs crying and vets smashing, but no.

I had my first run in with offertory and and he failed to scam/buy mug me. I asked him to teach me. Instead of teaching me he got butthurt and payed for like 50 bounties on me.  Regardless, it sparked my interest in SHAT and Offertory's history and I decided then that they are playing like I wanna play.

Ill join the darkside soon enough, just gotta get stronk.

But how you do twice in a row though? You payed it all to yourself and then did it allllll over again to the player. Like cmooonn

Won't woot. Gimme them dumbells

05:56:02 - 05/08/26 You bought 25x Xanax on Deadringers's bazaar at $810,414 each for a total of $20,260,350

Its amazing the ignorance of some people regarding other cultures and areas of the world. People have no clue that there are jungles, mountains, deserts etc in Africa either. Not to mention it has one of the oldest and well preserved history in the world. Like full on Babylon/Rome-esque style kingdoms in the past

Yes but lookup what xanax does to some people. Boundless energy, so much so they go rob random houses for the stupidest shit and have no memory they were running down the street wearing a shirt on their leg and one shoe on their hand with an armful of shampoo and dog food they stole from some random house.

It can deffo give energy to some peiple.

Bruh can you leave Harambe and fam alone at least? All the bugrillas had nothing to do with us

Learns from the best, this Padawan does. Shows the way of the forum Master Ping does. 🙌  💪 

I found a tiger!!  Quick someone grab a gun!

Damn. Actually it does. Actually makes me feel good they created a storyline to  have tigers in SA

Hahahah her influence spawns continents and text based games. 

Yes yes. I should amend the title to there are no WILD tigers in Africa 

Happy World Tiger Day!!

Quick question though... who approved this event? Because apparently we’ve been sent to hunt tigers in South Africa.

Small problem: there are no wild tigers in Africa. Not one. Not in South Africa, not anywhere on the continent. Tigers are native to Asia, not Africa. The closest thing Africa has to a big cat problem is lions, leopards, and cheetahs... you know, the cats that actually know where Africa is on a map.

Somewhere, a tiger looked at the event description and said: “Wait... why am I being shipped to a continent I’ve never lived on?”

A few possibilities:

The tigers have secretly mastered international travel and immigration.

South Africa has been hiding a tiger population for centuries just to surprise us.

Or someone at Torn put a lion in charge of geography.

10/10 event idea. 0/10 geography. 

Immersion broken  😭 

🤣🤣🤣 im glad Im not the only one who knows there are no fucking tigers in Africa. I think your penguins and polar bears comment will go over most people's heads.