Hi, I am selling 99k happy jumps, which includes getting the 99k happy merit.
What is an 99k jump?
This is a more expensive Happy Jump but it delivers up to triple the gains, and you’ll also unlock the Ecstatic merit at the same time. It’s absolutely worth doing at least once.
Regular Happy Jumps fall off around 400k total stats, where natural regen + Xanax becomes the better/recommended choice.
99k Happy Jumps push that limit much further, up to around 800k total stats, letting you squeeze out significantly more gains before switching over to natural regen + xanax.
Want to learn more about happy jumping or calculate your potential 99k jump gains? Check out the post by Vladar along with the included spreadsheet:
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=61&t=16182535&b=0&a=0
Requirements
With 24h booster cooldown:
- 4x Xanax for energy stacking
- 1x Ecstasy (which your faction should provide)
- 2x Poisoned Mistletoe
- 2–3x eDVD depending on your base happiness
- Total cost: ~137m
- Potentially leaves you with 24 hour booster cd for optional energy-giving items
With 48h booster cooldown and maxed PI:
- 4x Xanax for energy stacking
- 1x Ecstasy (which your faction should provide)
- 1x Poisoned Mistletoe
- ~9x eDVD depending on your base happiness
- Total cost: ~102m
Optional energy-giving items:
- Energy Refill (costs 30 points) — highly recommended
- FHCs (~$12m) — great if you can afford them
- Energy Drinks (price varies) — similar use to FHCs
- Seasonal Newsletter energy > check your account email (bottom of the seasonal message)
- Green Easter Eggs (from the Easter Event) > best way to use these if you want to use them for training
Steps for jumping:
-> Stack at same time as me to 1000 energy using Xanax
-> Wait for drug cooldown to reset (for Ecstasy)
-> I use my items and specials to reach 99k Happy, train using my stacked energy, then tell you to GO
-> You use 1x/2x Poison Mistletoe to steal happy from me
-> You use eDVDs, as many as needed to reach 50000+ Happy
-> You use 1x Ecstasy to double Happy to 99999, where you earn the Ecstatic merit, then train
My fee: 10 eDVDs, or cash equivalent at the time.
Terms and conditions:
> 2 eDVD deposit is required to book your slot (deposit counts toward payment).
> If I OD, I will refund all payments, including the deposit.
> Refunds will not be given in the event of your own OD as it is not my fault.
> Deposit will not be returned if there are no-shows.