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JSmid [4083992] Level 52 Jokers Asylum JKRA Co-leader

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[Google sheet] Ranked War Payout with Turtling Rewards - new version! · · 8 likes

My faction was looking for a payout system before our first war.  We wanted to reward good turtlers too, not just hits.  I searched for days but found nothing to achieve this.

 

So I came up with this "formula" to try and achieve this:

 

  • Each member gets 1 credit  per 2 full hours of war duration
  • A successful hit gives 1 credit
  • A bleed costs 1 credit
  • Rewards will only be paid to those with a positive credit balance at end of war
  • Net rewards are given out pro rata of credit points.  In other words: per 1 credit  on your credit balance you get a reward of the Total Net War Payout divided by the Total Credit Points in positive credit balances.  The Total Net War Payout will be based on 80% of the value of the Caches we win, minus war expenses from faction vault and armory.

 

During my search, I got inspired by a spreadsheet that extracts data from the faction's attack log (THANK YOU mortalsoul [2818519] for providing your great foundation).  I realized all data I needed was in there.  So I started playing around with it and implemented the formula.  It worked great for our first war, everybody was happy!

 

Leadership was wondering though if and how we could maybe optimize the formula, or even go to the actual scores instead of credits.

 

So I started adding options, simple parameters that can be entered to influence the formula and payout outcome.

These options currently are:

  • an extra sub-sheet for score based payout
  • % of rewards for Faction
  • credits per day
  • bleed amplifier (to punish bleeding more or less)
  • chain bonus correction (boolean) for the score based sheet to opt about having bonus hits count as a score of 5 or as the real score (can be used to avoid players waiting on purpose for a chain bonus to get better payout)

 

Feel free to make a COPY of the Torn War Analysis and Payout sheet.  I left our war data in it to provide you with a real sample and let you play around with the parameters and see their influence to find a setting that would suit your faction.

 

You can contact me via a Torn chat with possible questions and/or bug reports.  I'll be happy to answer when I have the time for it.

 

Needless to say that there is no cost for using this "tool".

If you like and appreciate my work... feel free to pet my back or send me a gift ;-)

 

27/05/2026 - updates:

  • credits can be given for chain sustaining hits made after n seconds (parameter you set) on outsiders
  • hits only give credit for "leave" and retaliation
  • the timestamps in Data are for END of attack now, since that is the time that matters for your hits

 

Please check for more updates on the spreadsheet itself.

 

JSmid [4083992]

~ Swervelord Scripts ~ · · 4 likes

After some months of "silence", it started again today:

 

11:31:56 - 26/09/26 Swervelord successfully used some Dog Poop on you decreasing your happiness by 905

11:32:05 - 26/09/26 Swervelord successfully used some Stink Bombs on a property lived in by you decreasing your happiness by 724

11:38:47 - 26/09/26 Swervelord hospitalized you sending you to the hospital for 5h 03m [view]

 

Messages to employees in my company:

"Hello there. I have a problem with your director. Unfortunately anyone employed in his company will receive dozens of bounties, and will be targeted for halloween. If you decide to stay, just know what's coming. If you want help finding a new job, just let me know. I'd be happy to help. I don't want you to get caught up in the mess."

 

  • Swervelord TP'ed your Private Island. Your happiness decreased by 579.

    05:49:10
    27/09/26
  • Swervelord TP'ed your Private Island. Your happiness decreased by 724.

    05:49:03
    27/09/26
  • Swervelord TP'ed your Private Island. Your happiness decreased by 905.

    05:48:55
    27/09/26

     

     

     

     

    Swervelord TP'ed your Private Island. Your happiness decreased by 643.

    13:42:19
    28/09/26

    Swervelord TP'ed your Private Island. Your happiness decreased by 804.

    13:42:09
    28/09/26

    Swervelord TP'ed your Private Island. Your happiness decreased by 1,005.

    13:41:58
    28/09/26

~ Swervelord Scripts ~ · · 5 likes

05:40:05 - 26/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 6 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 67 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

12:59:06 - 26/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 5 bounties on you with rewards of $200,000

 

Bringing the count to 72 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

07:21:17 - 27/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 82 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

09:46:19 - 28/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 92 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

18:38:05 - 28/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 8 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 100 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

09:23:05 - 29/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 110 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

19:56:14 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

19:57:53 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

19:58:43 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

19:59:39 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:04:19 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:05:48 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:08:14 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:14:33 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:18:03 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

 

11:13:19 - 30/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 120 on me. +12 on people near me.

~ Swervelord Scripts ~ · · 5 likes

The current count is 46 bounties on me now, 10 were just added.  Also 12 on people in my surrounding who have nothing to do with this.

 

This is the result of disliking this thread, along with the aforementioned harassment of several other players.  I left my faction to keep them out of this.

 

06:19:10 - 24/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 7 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 53 on me.

 

In the meantime I have read that scripts/addons generating alarms and/or reducing the number of clicks to achieve an action can be perfectly within the rules if written correctly.  To be clear though, my dislike had nothing to do with legality of the tools for sale.

 

02:52:36 - 25/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 8 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 61 on me.

~ Swervelord Scripts ~ · · 5 likes

FYI, I disliked this thread and ...

 

13:12:20 - 21/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

 

Also, I noted this thread has been Reported already by someone, probably for advertising a script/scripts that possibly breaks the rules for scripts (from what I heard).

 

I'll keep reporting so you all know who you deal with: he threatened the employees in my company with bounties and more if they don't leave my company.  I don't want any trouble with those nice people so they are free to leave as friends, I understand their concerns.

 

The current count is 36 bounties one me now.  Also 12 on people in my surrounding who have nothing to do with this.

 

And yes, this is "legal harassment" in this game.

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~ Swervelord Scripts ~ · · 4 likes

After some months of "silence", it started again today:

 

11:31:56 - 26/09/26 Swervelord successfully used some Dog Poop on you decreasing your happiness by 905

11:32:05 - 26/09/26 Swervelord successfully used some Stink Bombs on a property lived in by you decreasing your happiness by 724

11:38:47 - 26/09/26 Swervelord hospitalized you sending you to the hospital for 5h 03m [view]

 

Messages to employees in my company:

"Hello there. I have a problem with your director. Unfortunately anyone employed in his company will receive dozens of bounties, and will be targeted for halloween. If you decide to stay, just know what's coming. If you want help finding a new job, just let me know. I'd be happy to help. I don't want you to get caught up in the mess."

 

  • Swervelord TP'ed your Private Island. Your happiness decreased by 579.

    05:49:10
    27/09/26
  • Swervelord TP'ed your Private Island. Your happiness decreased by 724.

    05:49:03
    27/09/26
  • Swervelord TP'ed your Private Island. Your happiness decreased by 905.

    05:48:55
    27/09/26

     

     

     

     

    Swervelord TP'ed your Private Island. Your happiness decreased by 643.

    13:42:19
    28/09/26

    Swervelord TP'ed your Private Island. Your happiness decreased by 804.

    13:42:09
    28/09/26

    Swervelord TP'ed your Private Island. Your happiness decreased by 1,005.

    13:41:58
    28/09/26

Toy Shop 6* HIRING 1 - position filled ·

Torn Around is hiring 1 Employee

 

Trains on rotation if active and low on addiction.

Pay from 3500-14000 depending on stats.

 

Console Happy Jumps can be explained if not familiar.

 

We're close to 7th star (for +5 pushies capacity on travel).

 

Comapny profile page: https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&userID=4083992

[Google sheet] Ranked War Payout with Turtling Rewards - new version! ·

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[TTT] The 4th Torn Tenacity Trial are Closed, hope everyone had fun :) ·

Why not :)

[Google sheet] Ranked War Payout with Turtling Rewards - new version! ·

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~ Swervelord Scripts ~ · · 2 likes

05:40:05 - 26/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 6 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 67 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

12:59:06 - 26/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 5 bounties on you with rewards of $200,000

 

Bringing the count to 72 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

07:21:17 - 27/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 82 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

09:46:19 - 28/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 92 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

18:38:05 - 28/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 8 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 100 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

09:23:05 - 29/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 110 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

19:56:14 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

19:57:53 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

19:58:43 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

19:59:39 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:04:19 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:05:48 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:08:14 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:14:33 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:18:03 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

 

11:13:19 - 30/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 120 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

06:50:20 - 01/05/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 130 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

04:14:06 - 02/05/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 140 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

05:25:52 - 03/05/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 150 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

 

~ Swervelord Scripts ~ · · 2 likes

Posted on 18:46:32 - 28/04/26 (2 days ago)

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05:40:05 - 26/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 6 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 67 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

12:59:06 - 26/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 5 bounties on you with rewards of $200,000

 

Bringing the count to 72 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

07:21:17 - 27/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 82 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

09:46:19 - 28/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 92 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

18:38:05 - 28/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 8 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 100 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

09:23:05 - 29/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 110 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

19:56:14 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

19:57:53 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

19:58:43 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

19:59:39 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:04:19 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:05:48 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:08:14 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:14:33 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:18:03 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

 

11:13:19 - 30/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 120 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

06:50:20 - 01/05/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 130 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

04:14:06 - 02/05/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 140 on me. +12 on people near me.

~ Swervelord Scripts ~ · · 5 likes

05:40:05 - 26/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 6 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 67 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

12:59:06 - 26/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 5 bounties on you with rewards of $200,000

 

Bringing the count to 72 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

07:21:17 - 27/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 82 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

09:46:19 - 28/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 92 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

18:38:05 - 28/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 8 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 100 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

09:23:05 - 29/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 110 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

19:56:14 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

19:57:53 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

19:58:43 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

19:59:39 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:04:19 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:05:48 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:08:14 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:14:33 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

20:18:03 - 29/04/26 Swervelord attacked and hospitalized you [view]

 

11:13:19 - 30/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 120 on me. +12 on people near me.

~ Swervelord Scripts ~ · · 4 likes

05:40:05 - 26/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 6 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 67 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

12:59:06 - 26/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 5 bounties on you with rewards of $200,000

 

Bringing the count to 72 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

07:21:17 - 27/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 82 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

09:46:19 - 28/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 92 on me. +12 on people near me.

 

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 1 like

I'm looking for a faction that has a Fake Wall up.  I'm currently being harassed with bounties due to disliking a forum Thread.  Having a fake wall at my disposal would make life so much easier.

 

I'm a very active player and will definitely try to help as much as I can while I'm in your faction.

 

Thanks beforehand.

~ Swervelord Scripts ~ · · 5 likes

The current count is 46 bounties on me now, 10 were just added.  Also 12 on people in my surrounding who have nothing to do with this.

 

This is the result of disliking this thread, along with the aforementioned harassment of several other players.  I left my faction to keep them out of this.

 

06:19:10 - 24/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 7 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 53 on me.

 

In the meantime I have read that scripts/addons generating alarms and/or reducing the number of clicks to achieve an action can be perfectly within the rules if written correctly.  To be clear though, my dislike had nothing to do with legality of the tools for sale.

 

02:52:36 - 25/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 8 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

Bringing the count to 61 on me.

[Google sheet] Ranked War Payout with Turtling Rewards - new version! ·

I meant suggestions for the Payout sheet of course.  This is a suggestion for Torn devs.

~ Swervelord Scripts ~ · · 5 likes

FYI, I disliked this thread and ...

 

13:12:20 - 21/04/26 Swervelord  has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $101,000

 

 

Also, I noted this thread has been Reported already by someone, probably for advertising a script/scripts that possibly breaks the rules for scripts (from what I heard).

 

I'll keep reporting so you all know who you deal with: he threatened the employees in my company with bounties and more if they don't leave my company.  I don't want any trouble with those nice people so they are free to leave as friends, I understand their concerns.

 

The current count is 36 bounties one me now.  Also 12 on people in my surrounding who have nothing to do with this.

 

And yes, this is "legal harassment" in this game.

[Google sheet] Ranked War Payout with Turtling Rewards - new version! ·

If you have awesome suggestions for the Payout sheet, then I'll try to implement them!

What is a tool that you want but haven't found? ·

I could not find a tool for ranked war payout that takes turtling into account.

 

So I made one myself last week...

 

It can be found now in https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=67&t=16557259&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=27249001

[Google sheet] Ranked War Payout with Turtling Rewards - new version! · · 8 likes

My faction was looking for a payout system before our first war.  We wanted to reward good turtlers too, not just hits.  I searched for days but found nothing to achieve this.

 

So I came up with this "formula" to try and achieve this:

 

  • Each member gets 1 credit  per 2 full hours of war duration
  • A successful hit gives 1 credit
  • A bleed costs 1 credit
  • Rewards will only be paid to those with a positive credit balance at end of war
  • Net rewards are given out pro rata of credit points.  In other words: per 1 credit  on your credit balance you get a reward of the Total Net War Payout divided by the Total Credit Points in positive credit balances.  The Total Net War Payout will be based on 80% of the value of the Caches we win, minus war expenses from faction vault and armory.

 

During my search, I got inspired by a spreadsheet that extracts data from the faction's attack log (THANK YOU mortalsoul [2818519] for providing your great foundation).  I realized all data I needed was in there.  So I started playing around with it and implemented the formula.  It worked great for our first war, everybody was happy!

 

Leadership was wondering though if and how we could maybe optimize the formula, or even go to the actual scores instead of credits.

 

So I started adding options, simple parameters that can be entered to influence the formula and payout outcome.

These options currently are:

  • an extra sub-sheet for score based payout
  • % of rewards for Faction
  • credits per day
  • bleed amplifier (to punish bleeding more or less)
  • chain bonus correction (boolean) for the score based sheet to opt about having bonus hits count as a score of 5 or as the real score (can be used to avoid players waiting on purpose for a chain bonus to get better payout)

 

Feel free to make a COPY of the Torn War Analysis and Payout sheet.  I left our war data in it to provide you with a real sample and let you play around with the parameters and see their influence to find a setting that would suit your faction.

 

You can contact me via a Torn chat with possible questions and/or bug reports.  I'll be happy to answer when I have the time for it.

 

Needless to say that there is no cost for using this "tool".

If you like and appreciate my work... feel free to pet my back or send me a gift ;-)

 

27/05/2026 - updates:

  • credits can be given for chain sustaining hits made after n seconds (parameter you set) on outsiders
  • hits only give credit for "leave" and retaliation
  • the timestamps in Data are for END of attack now, since that is the time that matters for your hits

 

Please check for more updates on the spreadsheet itself.

 

JSmid [4083992]

Faction - Special Branches messed up ·

 

 

I cannot remove the 2nd special branch.  It should not even be there in the first place cause we don't qualify yet for it (it has been there for a while but we did not realize it would lock us out of it).

 

We would like to use the Steadfast branch now, but we cannot.  Trying to change the Steadfast branch gives an error message: "Your faction doesn't have enough respect or challenge hasn't been completed yet".

 

My spouse and guild leader tried it on his phone too and it gives same result.  I play on PC.

 

I even went in War mode to check if something in there might be a casue, but all seems normal there.

 

We'd like to get a fast solution please, since we have the Steadfast branch out of order right now, and we want to activate a perk from it.

 

Thanks beforehand!  Let me know in chat if I can assist somehow.

 

JSmid

 

New Toy Shop, 1 star, hiring, focus on WorkStats growth ·

Trains given on a rotation base to active employees.

Trains in primary/secondary that are different from your position can be requested.

 

Wages still low ($2.5k - $10k depending on position and stats) since we make no profit yet as a starter.

 

Job Positions
Rank Recommended Stats Stat Gains
Sales Assistant 5,000 END / 2,500 MAN 43 END / 22 MAN
Cleaner 2,500 MAN / 1,250 END 38 MAN / 19 END
Store Manager 10,000 END / 5,000 INT 49 END / 25 INT
Office Clerk 7,500 END / 3,750 INT 46 END / 23 INT
Marketing Executive 10,000 INT / 5,000 END 49 INT / 25 END
Training Advisor 15,000 INT / 7,500 END 52 INT / 26 END
Stock Clerk 4,000 MAN / 2,000 END 41 MAN / 21 END

 

Accepting active people who are below these requirements.

But remember that the stat gains are for 100 Effectiveness.

 

Special: the Training advisor can get his daily generated Train used on self exclusively (and not be in regular rotation).

 

If interested, chat me with questions or simply apply at our Toy Shop.  (CURRENTLY FULL - sorry)

Looking for new players to join brand new faction ·

Hello Greenleaf!

 

Faction Jokers Asylum (you can navigate to it via my profile) is brand new and is looking for more active new players of any level.

 

If you enjoy building up from scratch in a cooperating team and you are active often, then this is for you!

 

Be part of creating this faction's culture.  Apply and state your motivation.

 

Looking forward to welcoming you in the team soon!