Blastin' Muffins Firework Stand (3 Stars and Free Trains) · · 1 like
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BrutalMuffins [4094709] Level 33 Abroad Men of Letters MoL Hunter
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An explosive opportunity for anyone looking for work and to gain some experience.
📋 Requirements:
Work Stats: Minimum 2000 MAN and 1500 INT (Trying to fill a pyrotechnician role)
Activity: Daily login is mandatory.
Addiction: Must be kept at 10 or below (please visit rehab regularly to keep our company efficiency high).
💼 What We Offer:
Trains: Director trains on a rotational basis.
✨ Firework Stand Perks: Being Noob friendly, the firework stand focuses on nerve additions at the low levels
| 1 | Audaciousness | 1 | +2 Nerve |
| 3 | Illumination | Passive | +50% Awareness |
| 5 | Pyromania | Passive | +25% Flamethrower Damage, +10 Flamethrower Accuracy |
| 7 | Explosives Expert | 5 | Random bomb parts (Temporarily Unavailable) |
| 10 | Inferno | 25 | Random incendiary ammunition, supplying currently equipped weapons if applicable |
Salary and Expectations
Salary is the eDVDs you get with job points. Must be active every day or two and keep addiction minimal.
Preferred Stats
Looking to fill a Sexpert or Sales Assistant Role so these are the stats I'm looking to hire for. Think long term investment so we all get the most trains.

Buying Trains
Not required to join the company but they are sold at $250k/train @ 3 trains per week. Requests will be considered based on your current stats, amount and types of trains requested.
BrutalMuffins Trading
Plushie & Flower buying desk — fair, fast, and safe
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▍ ABOUT ME
Hi, I'm BrutalMuffins — a professional trader you can count on for a straight, safe deal. I specialise in plushies and flowers, but I'll happily buy across a wide range of items. Fair prices, fast payment, and no surprises.
▍ WHY TRADE WITH ME
✓ No mugging, guaranteed — you get paid the price shown, full stop.
✓ Low margins, fair prices — I keep my cut small so you keep more.
✓ Fast payment with a receipt, every time.
✓ Prices auto-update hourly on TornExchange — always live rates.
▍ WHAT I BUY
✓ Plushies — all types, my specialty
✓ Flowers — all types, my specialty
✓ Plus a wide range of other items — full live list on TornExchange
▍ LIVE PRICES
My full buying list with up-to-the-hour prices:
tornexchange.com/prices/BrutalMuffins
Don't see an item? Mail me — I may still buy it.
▍ HOW TO TRADE
✓ Mail me (preferred) — I'll catch it even when I'm offline.
✓ Chat / message me when I'm online for a quick deal.
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Fair prices. No mugging. Fast pay.
Had a good trade? A comment + R+ below is hugely appreciated — thank you!
Post your work stats
Salary and Expectations
Salary is the eDVDs you get with job points. Must be active every day or two and keep addiction minimal.
Preferred Stats
Looking to fill a Sexpert or Sales Assistant Role so these are the stats I'm looking to hire for. Think long term investment so we all get the most trains.

Buying Trains
Not required to join the company but they are sold at $250k/train @ 3 trains per week. Requests will be considered based on your current stats, amount and types of trains requested.
BrutalMuffins Trading
Plushie & Flower buying desk — fair, fast, and safe
─────────────
▍ ABOUT ME
Hi, I'm BrutalMuffins — a professional trader you can count on for a straight, safe deal. I specialise in plushies and flowers, but I'll happily buy across a wide range of items. Fair prices, fast payment, and no surprises.
▍ WHY TRADE WITH ME
✓ No mugging, guaranteed — you get paid the price shown, full stop.
✓ Low margins, fair prices — I keep my cut small so you keep more.
✓ Fast payment with a receipt, every time.
✓ Prices auto-update hourly on TornExchange — always live rates.
▍ WHAT I BUY
✓ Plushies — all types, my specialty
✓ Flowers — all types, my specialty
✓ Plus a wide range of other items — full live list on TornExchange
▍ LIVE PRICES
My full buying list with up-to-the-hour prices:
tornexchange.com/prices/BrutalMuffins
Don't see an item? Mail me — I may still buy it.
▍ HOW TO TRADE
✓ Mail me (preferred) — I'll catch it even when I'm offline.
✓ Chat / message me when I'm online for a quick deal.
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Fair prices. No mugging. Fast pay.
Had a good trade? A comment + R+ below is hugely appreciated — thank you!
The company just hit 3 stars. I have an inactive pyrotech that I am trying to replace
Work Stats: Minimum 2000 MAN and 1500 INT
Currently trying to fill a Pyrotechnician's role:
Work Stats: Minimum 2000 MAN and 1500 INT
Updated the application requirements
$30,000 signing bonus and $100,000 when we reach our first star. Future bonuses as the company grows
Hey Lilzacbentheo, would love to have you over at the firework stand. Check out the info and apply if you haven't found something that works for you
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=46&t=16558501&b=0&a=0
BUMP
BUMP
An explosive opportunity for anyone looking for work and to gain some experience.
📋 Requirements:
Work Stats: Minimum 2000 MAN and 1500 INT (Trying to fill a pyrotechnician role)
Activity: Daily login is mandatory.
Addiction: Must be kept at 10 or below (please visit rehab regularly to keep our company efficiency high).
💼 What We Offer:
Trains: Director trains on a rotational basis.
✨ Firework Stand Perks: Being Noob friendly, the firework stand focuses on nerve additions at the low levels
| 1 | Audaciousness | 1 | +2 Nerve |
| 3 | Illumination | Passive | +50% Awareness |
| 5 | Pyromania | Passive | +25% Flamethrower Damage, +10 Flamethrower Accuracy |
| 7 | Explosives Expert | 5 | Random bomb parts (Temporarily Unavailable) |
| 10 | Inferno | 25 | Random incendiary ammunition, supplying currently equipped weapons if applicable |