JasperVII: forum

The game is simple, make a story, but every poster can only add 3 words. Punctuation marks dont count as a word, but they don't have to be perfect either. I'll start:

Once upon a

So 4 days ago I got married to a nice guy, the experience has been so horrible I had to write a forum post about it.

I had been married before, but I got a divorce because my spouse wanted to help out an irl friend. It's a noble cause so I had accepted this, after I had moved on I found a new spouse. We talked a bit and made some standard arrangements for the Island so we could be happy together.

We held the wedding, it was a lovely affair with loads of nice people, gifts & beer! 00:02:04 - 14/04/26 You married Wi1dWest21. After the wedding we sent the guests some gifts and started opening our own gifts.

00:18:12 - 14/04/26 You opened a Present containing a Horse's Head, losing 75 energy, 9 nerve and 55 happiness. Unrelated to this I had been horseheaded before that day, so it was not too bad, but it was a rather bad omen.

I spend the next days eating candy getting ready to do a happy jump before the 420 event. Fully stacked up I watch some erotic Dvd's and pop an Xtc. 23:01:02 - 17/04/26 You overdosed on some Ecstasy losing 975 energy and 17,525 happiness. And there goes the plan to do a happy jump before the 420 event.

Today I log into the game and have a message from my spouse: "Hey my buddy irl got on the game so I'm going to get him initiated and hop on the island with me."... Once again the irl squad arrives to kick me off another island. We can't divorce untill 7 days, figured that out after 20:51:03 - 18/04/26 Wi1dWest21 kicked you out of their Private Island. But because of the Overdose I had no more happy to lose anyway. Also made the priest mad in the process.

TL;DR

Married - Horseheaded - Overdosed - Divorced

Edit: 14:26:18 - 21/04/26 Wi1dWest21 divorced you.

Hello good (neutral & bad) people of torn!

I have run out of money, due to this problem I am so desperate I have to resort to selling my cats... ehmmm... I mean edited pictures of my cats! 📸🐈

Offer me any amount of items, cash or whatever you can think of. I will make an edit of your request with my cats! The effort I will put into the edit will of course depend on the height of the donation.

This can range from adding my cat to your pfp (on your head, on your shoulder, looming ominously in the background, whatever I feel like) to a fully themed picture from scratch (I will just use googled stock images, poorly made cutouts and png's and mash them together). I will do any graphics you require, pfp, faction, company, ect. (Both with or without name at your request)

No AI used (unless you request it), quality not insured!

I can also use pictures of your own pets if you wish so of course :)

Edit: Due to great succes I am no longer broke but will keep taking submissions!

Hi there,

Im looking for a spouse, mostly for the merits but any additonal benefits would be great. Don't expect a lot from me since I'm a newbie for now, but I have a mansion you can join if you so wish.

Pm me if you are interested :)

Im in! 🏎

Bump with my latest design! My first company banner. https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&ID=125436&referredFrom=3459102

You made global chat a lot fun with all the people freaking out the past couple of days (and noticably less toxic 🤣)! nice to know the anon angel now has a name :)

(Ive already received some from you, so if it lands on me, double it and give it to the next person)

(Latex)Dove under assault by cats

🪕

Banjo cat has been provided! 🪕

Edit: accidentally posted double

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Hello good (neutral & bad) people of torn!

I have run out of money, due to this problem I am so desperate I have to resort to selling my cats... ehmmm... I mean edited pictures of my cats! 📸🐈

Offer me any amount of items, cash or whatever you can think of. I will make an edit of your request with my cats! The effort I will put into the edit will of course depend on the height of the donation.

This can range from adding my cat to your pfp (on your head, on your shoulder, looming ominously in the background, whatever I feel like) to a fully themed picture from scratch (I will just use googled stock images, poorly made cutouts and png's and mash them together). I will do any graphics you require, pfp, faction, company, ect. (Both with or without name at your request)

No AI used (unless you request it), quality not insured!

I can also use pictures of your own pets if you wish so of course :)

Edit: Due to great succes I am no longer broke but will keep taking submissions!

I have made the necessary arrangements and shall send my next spouse a beer daily!

I would fed everyone who has not logged in for 4 weeks but make it real easy to get out of fed, no more easy targets, only active players to fight against.

Unfed? Noone, I dont know them anyways but they probably deserved it

01:56:19 - 23/03/26 BananasForScale sent $1 to you with the message: Bananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

He sends free dollars, how bad can he be? (He scammed me as well, but gotta be honest, if you fall for this scam, skill issue 😅😭)

Can't divorce untill it has been 7 days 🥲

This was my 3th man, maby I should give woman a try 🤔

Thank you haha, I do love the chain of events, so I had to write a little story about it. The last few days have been funny for me on torn 🤣

So 4 days ago I got married to a nice guy, the experience has been so horrible I had to write a forum post about it.

I had been married before, but I got a divorce because my spouse wanted to help out an irl friend. It's a noble cause so I had accepted this, after I had moved on I found a new spouse. We talked a bit and made some standard arrangements for the Island so we could be happy together.

We held the wedding, it was a lovely affair with loads of nice people, gifts & beer! 00:02:04 - 14/04/26 You married Wi1dWest21. After the wedding we sent the guests some gifts and started opening our own gifts.

00:18:12 - 14/04/26 You opened a Present containing a Horse's Head, losing 75 energy, 9 nerve and 55 happiness. Unrelated to this I had been horseheaded before that day, so it was not too bad, but it was a rather bad omen.

I spend the next days eating candy getting ready to do a happy jump before the 420 event. Fully stacked up I watch some erotic Dvd's and pop an Xtc. 23:01:02 - 17/04/26 You overdosed on some Ecstasy losing 975 energy and 17,525 happiness. And there goes the plan to do a happy jump before the 420 event.

Today I log into the game and have a message from my spouse: "Hey my buddy irl got on the game so I'm going to get him initiated and hop on the island with me."... Once again the irl squad arrives to kick me off another island. We can't divorce untill 7 days, figured that out after 20:51:03 - 18/04/26 Wi1dWest21 kicked you out of their Private Island. But because of the Overdose I had no more happy to lose anyway. Also made the priest mad in the process.

TL;DR

Married - Horseheaded - Overdosed - Divorced

Edit: 14:26:18 - 21/04/26 Wi1dWest21 divorced you.

Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces. After some time I started to travel along a extremely long road and found a prickly little cactus.

With a face like an angel, wearing the finest leopard-print thong, standing in the center of a Slayer mosh pit. I raised my sword and dropped my precious shield and slashed at the thing in the area next to my left. I then jumped out of there with surprising tenacity as i make my way into the secret dungeon.

"Welcome,” it said, to the jungle, “where all your sexy people at?"  

"Not here, I Think they are over there buddy - around the big Thingy peeking behind the loitering demon dwarf - a scary looking trouser-less hairy midget." 

“What the actual f**k is you!" i exclaim loudly, and look at that robust double eyelids adorning that wall. This means they are watching, so I undress and show off my own low cut leopard print bikini and a sodden tampon string.  

I tug on't and repeatedly say: "Behold, my mighty big red balls!" Tears forming in my eyes, crafty

little windscreen wipers

10/10 trader 😃

Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces. After some time I started to travel along a extremely long road and found a prickly little cactus.

With a face like an angel, wearing the finest leopard-print thong, standing in the center of a Slayer mosh pit. I raised my sword and dropped my precious shield and slashed at the thing in the area next to my left. I then jumped out of there with surprising tenacity as i make my way into the secret dungeon.

"Welcome,” it said, to the jungle, “where all your sexy people at?" 

"Not here, I Think they are over there buddy - around the big Thingy peeking behind the loitering demon dwarf - a scary looking trouserless hairy midget." 

“What the actual f**k is you!" i exclaim loudly, and look at that robust double eyelids adorning that wall. This means they are watching, so I undress and show off my own low cut leopard print bikini and a sodden tampon string. 

I tug on't and repeatedly say:

Behold my mighty

Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces. After some time I started to travel along a extremely long road and found a prickly little cactus.

With a face like an angel, wearing the finest leopard-print thong, standing in the center of a Slayer mosh pit. I raised my sword and dropped my precious shield and slashed at the thing in the area next to my left. I then jumped out of there with surprising tenacity as i make my way into the secret dungeon. 

"Welcome,” it said, to the jungle, “where all your sexy people at?" 

"Not here, I Think they are over there buddy - around the big Thingy"

Peeking behind the loitering demon dwarf - a scary looking trouserless hairy midget. 

“What the actual f**k is you!" i exclaim loudly, and look at that robust double eyelids adorning that wall. This means

they are watching