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SELLING LOSSES CUZ IM BROKE · · 3 likes
💸 MR SKINT’S BUDGET LOSS DEPOT 💸
"I’m so skint, I’m selling my dignity for 300k a pop."
STATUS: OPEN!!!
(Because the bills don't pay themselves)
THE "TIGHTWAD"
PRICE LIST:
1 Loss (The Quick Fix): $300,000
6 Losses (The Hit & Run): $1,650,000 ($275k each)
16 Losses (The Xanax Special): $4,000,000 ($250k each)
👑 WHY HIRE A SKINTMN?
Fast & Painful: I go to the hospital so you don't have to.
British Work Ethic: I'll moan the whole time, but I'll get it done.
Xanax Fueled: 16-attacks are usually done in one go befire the come down kicks in.
Discrete: I'll tell the nurses I tripped over my own poverty.
🛍️ HOW TO BOOK
Message MrSkint with your order.
Send 50% upfront (I need it for the bus fare).
Relax while I do all the hard work of getting beaten up.
Final 50% when I’m safely tucked in a hospital bed.
Loyalty rewards:
Occasional freebies for regulars who don't judge my bank balance.
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SELLING LOSSES CUZ IM BROKE ·
SELLING LOSSES CUZ IM BROKE · · 3 likes
💸 MR SKINT’S BUDGET LOSS DEPOT 💸
"I’m so skint, I’m selling my dignity for 300k a pop."
STATUS: OPEN!!!
(Because the bills don't pay themselves)
THE "TIGHTWAD"
PRICE LIST:
1 Loss (The Quick Fix): $300,000
6 Losses (The Hit & Run): $1,650,000 ($275k each)
16 Losses (The Xanax Special): $4,000,000 ($250k each)
👑 WHY HIRE A SKINTMN?
Fast & Painful: I go to the hospital so you don't have to.
British Work Ethic: I'll moan the whole time, but I'll get it done.
Xanax Fueled: 16-attacks are usually done in one go befire the come down kicks in.
Discrete: I'll tell the nurses I tripped over my own poverty.
🛍️ HOW TO BOOK
Message MrSkint with your order.
Send 50% upfront (I need it for the bus fare).
Relax while I do all the hard work of getting beaten up.
Final 50% when I’m safely tucked in a hospital bed.
Loyalty rewards:
Occasional freebies for regulars who don't judge my bank balance.
*CLOSED* NO LONGER BUYING LOSSES. *CLOSED* ·