The Ecstatic merit. One successful 99k jump, one permanent merit.
The best stat gains in Torn until you're sitting at 800k in every single stat. Quickest gym gains there are!
02 WHY BOOK ME
Cheaper than the competition. I'm running this to break even, not to earn off you.
Planned, not improvised. We agree a time and a plan before anything happens, so there's no scrambling on the day.
Flexible slots. Tell me when suits you and we'll find a time that works for both of us.
Fast replies. We'll have you set up with a date and time quick!
Refund policy in public. Written below, in this thread, where anyone can hold me to it.
03 PRICE
SOLO JUMP
9 eDVDs
One jump, one merit, done properly.
RETURNING JUMPERS
8 eDVDs
Come back as often as you like. Regulars pay less, always.
BUDDY JUMP
6 eDVDs each
Bring a friend who also needs the merit and you each save 3.
This is my fee only, separate from the items you supply yourself for the jump listed below. No hidden extras, no surprises after the fact.
Got a faction mate or friend who still hasn't got the merit, or who wants to get strong quick? Grab them. It's the cheapest way for either of you to do this.
04 WHAT YOU BRING
Two options. Pick the one that matches your faction's booster cooldown perk.
OPTION 1 · 48 hour booster cooldown
4 × Xanax
1 × Poison Mistletoe
8-9 × Erotic DVD (depending on your base happy)
1 × Ecstasy
OPTION 2 · under 48 hour booster cooldown
4 × Xanax
2 × Poison Mistletoe
2-3 × Erotic DVD (depending on your base happy)
1 × Ecstasy
OPTIONAL · this is where the real gains are
30 points for an energy refill. Strongly recommended. Every point of energy you spend at 99,999 happy is worth several times what it's worth normally. A refill is the cheapest energy money can buy you.
Energy Cans / Feathery Hotel Coupons. More energy at 99,999 = more gains. Stack whatever you've got.
05 BEFORE YOUR SLOT
Three things. Get these right and the jump can't go wrong on your end.
Start stacking around 32 hours out. Your 4 Xanax need to be spread out ahead of time to bring you in at 1,000 energy.
All cooldowns at 00:00 when our jump session is planned. Nothing running, nothing ticking.
Be online and at your keyboard for the slot we agreed.
06 HOW IT WORKS
BOOK → You message me. We plan the jump and lock in your slot.
~32h → You start your Xanax stack, working up to 1,000 energy.
0h → We're both online, booster and drug cooldown both clear. I take myself to 99,999.
GO → On my word, use your mistletoe(s), top up your happy to 50k, then Ecstasy. Your happy doubles and you land on 99,999.
GYM → You train. You burn every point of energy you've got.
DONE → Ecstatic merit, and a stat screen that doesn't look like yours anymore.
Jumps are planned, not walk-in. Message me and I'll get you booked!
07 IF I OVERDOSE, YOU’RE COVERED
The Ecstasy that doubles our happy carries a real overdose risk, for me as much as for you. I'm not going to pretend otherwise, so here's my policy in writing:
If I overdose and the jump falls through: full refund or a free reschedule, your choice. Every DVD you paid me, straight back, or we plan another one for a later date. My risk is my problem, not yours.
Buddy jumps: if one of the jumpers overdoses, all jumpers after that are fully reimbursed their eDVDs.
Your own OD is down to the dice. I can't refund you on your bad RNG, but you can insure against it. Links below.
Send me someone and I'll send you 1 Erotic DVD the moment they complete their first successful jump. No cap. Refer five unique friends, get five DVDs. Just tell them to mention your name when they message me.
And if you've jumped with me, post a vouch in this thread. It costs you nothing, it helps the next person decide, and it's the only reason anyone trusts a thread like this.
10 NEVER JUMPED BEFORE?
Is it your first time and you're not sure about something?
If you're unsure about your cooldowns, your items, the stacking or the timing, or you just want me to explain the whole thing in plain terms before you commit anything, just message me and ask. There are no stupid questions and you're not wasting my time. I'd much rather answer a couple of questions up front than watch you waste your jump.
To elaborate on how much revivers without borders helped me in the past few days: I have received 28 succesfull revives. I would never get out of the hospital without them.
Hospitalised again and not sure whether to use a FAK, two SFAKs or a blood bag? MedPilot works it out for you.
What it does
MedPilot adds a small panel to your Items page and your faction armoury, and uses the medical items from whichever page you're on. The panel has two buttons:
Medout: gets you out of hospital with the lowest possible medical cooldown.
Full life: gets you out of hospital and back to full life, again with the lowest possible cooldown.
It checks how many Morphine, FAK, SFAK and blood bags you actually have (or the armoury has, on the faction page), looks at every combination of those, and picks the one with the lowest medical cooldown. Each button shows the whole plan, for example SFAK → Bag · 40m CD, and says which item it will use next. Each click uses one item and the button moves straight on to the next, so you can click through the whole plan as fast as you like.
Wait hint. Sometimes waiting a few minutes saves you cooldown. MedPilot shows you when, e.g. Wait 3m 20s → Bag · 30m CD.
Features
Takes your medical perks into account (medical effectiveness, medical cooldown)
Blood bags are matched to your blood type, so it only uses bags you can actually take
You choose which items it may use (Morphine / FAK / SFAK / Blood bags)
Shows hospital time, med cooldown and life at a glance
The wait hint counts the life you regenerate while you wait
To elaborate on how much revivers without borders helped me in the past few days: I have received 28 succesfull revives. I would never get out of the hospital without them.
Not in a war this weekend? I'll be doing a jump this saturday between 12 TCT and 13:30 TCT; still looking for a jumper. Cheap, only 9 Erotic DVDs! 99k jumps for both huge gym gains 💪💪 and the ecstatic merit! 🌟🌈 Message me to book!
Bump! Still a slot open for monday morning! Cheap, only 9 Erotic DVDs if you're doing it alone :) 99k jumps for both huge gym gains 💪💪 and the ecstatic merit! 🌟🌈 Message me to book!
Bump! Still a slot open for monday morning! Cheap, only 9 Erotic DVDs if you're doing it alone :) 99k jumps for both huge gym gains 💪💪 and the ecstatic merit! 🌟🌈 Message me to book!
The Ecstatic merit. One successful 99k jump, one permanent merit.
The best stat gains in Torn until you're sitting at 800k in every single stat. Quickest gym gains there are!
02 WHY BOOK ME
Cheaper than the competition. I'm running this to break even, not to earn off you.
Planned, not improvised. We agree a time and a plan before anything happens, so there's no scrambling on the day.
Flexible slots. Tell me when suits you and we'll find a time that works for both of us.
Fast replies. We'll have you set up with a date and time quick!
Refund policy in public. Written below, in this thread, where anyone can hold me to it.
03 PRICE
SOLO JUMP
9 eDVDs
One jump, one merit, done properly.
RETURNING JUMPERS
8 eDVDs
Come back as often as you like. Regulars pay less, always.
BUDDY JUMP
6 eDVDs each
Bring a friend who also needs the merit and you each save 3.
This is my fee only, separate from the items you supply yourself for the jump listed below. No hidden extras, no surprises after the fact.
Got a faction mate or friend who still hasn't got the merit, or who wants to get strong quick? Grab them. It's the cheapest way for either of you to do this.
04 WHAT YOU BRING
Two options. Pick the one that matches your faction's booster cooldown perk.
OPTION 1 · 48 hour booster cooldown
4 × Xanax
1 × Poison Mistletoe
8-9 × Erotic DVD (depending on your base happy)
1 × Ecstasy
OPTION 2 · under 48 hour booster cooldown
4 × Xanax
2 × Poison Mistletoe
2-3 × Erotic DVD (depending on your base happy)
1 × Ecstasy
OPTIONAL · this is where the real gains are
30 points for an energy refill. Strongly recommended. Every point of energy you spend at 99,999 happy is worth several times what it's worth normally. A refill is the cheapest energy money can buy you.
Energy Cans / Feathery Hotel Coupons. More energy at 99,999 = more gains. Stack whatever you've got.
05 BEFORE YOUR SLOT
Three things. Get these right and the jump can't go wrong on your end.
Start stacking around 32 hours out. Your 4 Xanax need to be spread out ahead of time to bring you in at 1,000 energy.
All cooldowns at 00:00 when our jump session is planned. Nothing running, nothing ticking.
Be online and at your keyboard for the slot we agreed.
06 HOW IT WORKS
BOOK → You message me. We plan the jump and lock in your slot.
~32h → You start your Xanax stack, working up to 1,000 energy.
0h → We're both online, booster and drug cooldown both clear. I take myself to 99,999.
GO → On my word, use your mistletoe(s), top up your happy to 50k, then Ecstasy. Your happy doubles and you land on 99,999.
GYM → You train. You burn every point of energy you've got.
DONE → Ecstatic merit, and a stat screen that doesn't look like yours anymore.
Jumps are planned, not walk-in. Message me and I'll get you booked!
07 IF I OVERDOSE, YOU’RE COVERED
The Ecstasy that doubles our happy carries a real overdose risk, for me as much as for you. I'm not going to pretend otherwise, so here's my policy in writing:
If I overdose and the jump falls through: full refund or a free reschedule, your choice. Every DVD you paid me, straight back, or we plan another one for a later date. My risk is my problem, not yours.
Buddy jumps: if one of the jumpers overdoses, all jumpers after that are fully reimbursed their eDVDs.
Your own OD is down to the dice. I can't refund you on your bad RNG, but you can insure against it. Links below.
Send me someone and I'll send you 1 Erotic DVD the moment they complete their first successful jump. No cap. Refer five unique friends, get five DVDs. Just tell them to mention your name when they message me.
And if you've jumped with me, post a vouch in this thread. It costs you nothing, it helps the next person decide, and it's the only reason anyone trusts a thread like this.
10 NEVER JUMPED BEFORE?
Is it your first time and you're not sure about something?
If you're unsure about your cooldowns, your items, the stacking or the timing, or you just want me to explain the whole thing in plain terms before you commit anything, just message me and ask. There are no stupid questions and you're not wasting my time. I'd much rather answer a couple of questions up front than watch you waste your jump.
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