I joined Torn dreaming of becoming the best criminal and teaching ALLL OF YOU how to live here as a real fu**ing gangsta.
Stats after 75 days:
Merits distributed terribly, because I felt like I was the best and thought I had the best strategy.
Two months of training completely burned only on Dexterity and Defense, with Strength sitting at around 100 points. Last time i tried to battle a level12.. i learned that my knife can only do emotional damage. If i cry a lot.
(because I felt like I was the best and I thought I had the best strategy. )
Loan shark debt: almost one million, because I felt like I was the best and thought I could pay it back easily.
I have absolutely no idea how to pay him back: you’ll probably hear about the first kneecapping event in Torn… and guess who it’ll happen to?
Island rental: rented it immediately because everyone says you should. In reality, I now have to beg for charity every week because 4 million a week is still a huge amount for me. What a shame. What a BIG shame.
Already 2 overdoses.
I stubbornly refuse to do rehab because I know rehab becomes less effective over time. So I’m permanently addicted, I manage to do one choco jump a week when everything goes smoothly… and I have the worst boss in the world because he messages me every three days complaining about my addiction level even when it’s only -3.
Last time, I didn’t reply to him because i think that all people here taking daily drugs! So I told him confidently, but… he didn’t seem convinced: He cut my salary to zero.
I thought I’d come here and be the best… turns out I’m the poorest damn newbie in the whole city of Torn!
You sent a Spy Camera to BlazyBlaze with the message: 1.336 21:26:01 - 29/04/26 You sent a Credit Card to BlazyBlaze with the message: 19.601 21:25:41 - 29/04/26 You sent a Card Skimmer to BlazyBlaze with the message: 19.599 21:25:15 - 29/04/26 You sent a Zip Wallet to BlazyBlaze with the message: 901 21:24:55 - 29/04/26 You sent a Box of Sweet Hearts to BlazyBlaze with the message: 899 21:24:39 - 29/04/26 You sent a Bag of Chocolate Kisses to BlazyBlaze with the message: 1.338 21:24:16 - 29/04/26 You sent a Bottle of Beer to BlazyBlaze with the message: 690.421 21:23:52 - 29/04/26 You sent some Cannabis to BlazyBlaze with the message: 690.419 21:23:24 - 29/04/26 You sent a Mediocre T-Shirt to BlazyBlaze with the message: 6.769.421 21:22:58 - 29/04/26 You sent a pair of Trainers to BlazyBlaze with the message: 6.769.419
I wrote this post in pure 90s newsgroup style (I'm an old-timer, I know 🤣) just to have a laugh together.. but clearly, most readers didn't get it.
I've already taken One.... Stinky bomb (?) (.. maybe..can't remember exactly) on my PI, got hosped three times, and survived 4 mugging attempts in less than 24 hours! Well, fantastic 😂. No better way to learn than hitting the wall as hard as possible, I guess!
Btw i learn the hard way some lessons:
-How karma works in forums ( landed to zero )
-not all people are ready to be nice to you in torn (as in the real Life) 😂❤️
-addiction Is not connected to OD
-There is ACTUALLY a mechanic (which I didn't know about, I swear!) where begging on the forum is a way to get freebies from the community: it wasn't my goal, I didn't know 😅
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Early this morning, I did 500k of Rehab because I already knew about the huge happy jump I would do tonight.
The moment for the grand finale arrived a few minutes ago.
Check: Addiction? Zero. Excellent.
So, i finally can start! SO HAPPY!!!
Go! 1) You used 40 / 44 job points on Voyeur receiving 2x Erotic DVD 2) You used an Erotic DVD gaining 2,500 happiness 3) You used an Erotic DVD gaining 2,500 happiness 4) You used an Erotic DVD gaining 2,500 happiness 5) You used an Erotic DVD gaining 2,500 happiness 6) You used an Erotic DVD gaining 2,500 happiness
You pop the Ecstasy pill into your mouth and down a glass of water. [..] After some time you feel no pleasure, but a huge headache. The headache is followed by nausea and vomiting. You overdosed on some Ecstasy losing 1,000 energy and 16,660 happiness
It would be nice to have a small faction area where members could “celebrate” together. :)
It could be a simple chat room where people “put” candy, alcohol and drugs on the table while talking about whatever they are celebrating—an important victory, a wedding, or anything else.
The chat room could have a timer, after which the celebration would automatically end.
As a developer myself, I believe all the core mechanics required to implement something like this already exist in the game. :)
I wrote this post in pure 90s newsgroup style (I'm an old-timer, I know 🤣) just to have a laugh together.. but clearly, most readers didn't get it.
I've already taken One.... Stinky bomb (?) (.. maybe..can't remember exactly) on my PI, got hosped three times, and survived 4 mugging attempts in less than 24 hours! Well, fantastic 😂. No better way to learn than hitting the wall as hard as possible, I guess!
Btw i learn the hard way some lessons:
-How karma works in forums ( landed to zero )
-not all people are ready to be nice to you in torn (as in the real Life) 😂❤️
-addiction Is not connected to OD
-There is ACTUALLY a mechanic (which I didn't know about, I swear!) where begging on the forum is a way to get freebies from the community: it wasn't my goal, I didn't know 😅
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Early this morning, I did 500k of Rehab because I already knew about the huge happy jump I would do tonight.
The moment for the grand finale arrived a few minutes ago.
Check: Addiction? Zero. Excellent.
So, i finally can start! SO HAPPY!!!
Go! 1) You used 40 / 44 job points on Voyeur receiving 2x Erotic DVD 2) You used an Erotic DVD gaining 2,500 happiness 3) You used an Erotic DVD gaining 2,500 happiness 4) You used an Erotic DVD gaining 2,500 happiness 5) You used an Erotic DVD gaining 2,500 happiness 6) You used an Erotic DVD gaining 2,500 happiness
You pop the Ecstasy pill into your mouth and down a glass of water. [..] After some time you feel no pleasure, but a huge headache. The headache is followed by nausea and vomiting. You overdosed on some Ecstasy losing 1,000 energy and 16,660 happiness
Since I read 'the standard base travel inventory for all citizens has been doubled from five to ten', I would have expected to have a travel inventory of 32 items!
As you can see , i reached level 100 in bootlegging. I would like to achieve that tiny little last star... but it seems to need all the time of the world... :(
Any advice?
Its better to maximixe ONE kind of genre and spend all nerves selling that genre or is better to have a little stack of all genres before trying to sell?
