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MrClandestine [420229] Level 57 Plastic Gangstas PG Leader

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Missons are live! · · 6 likes


Still doing crimes?

I'm not doing it for the money, I'm doing it for the action, for myself and certainly some others this game had become very weary and for me personally had dropped low on my daily priorities.

Having something to break the monotony is always nice and can bring back a bit of interest from some of us.

[Vote] NEW Impeach President of Torn 2016 · · 3 likes


It's almost like he's treating his term in office like a joke, as if this wasn't an officially sanctioned, serious game changing position.

It's like he has no respect for the poll which named him as president or worse the person who organised/ran the whole setup.

I think we should hold another vote to decide if the guy nobody had heard of should remain in the 'official' position nobody gives a sh*t about...

oh wait, now I remember,

zzzzzzz

[Vote] NEW Impeach President of Torn 2016 · · 2 likes


I feel the need to point out that while we're making up 'official' titles there are several hugely important people who have remained silent on the subject of this debate.

1. The Chief Grand Wizard Of Torn
2. Head Of Dong Censorship Department
3. Granter of 'not random' GIF Placements
4. Director Of Spam Filtering
5. Master Of Unicorn Division
6. Mayor Of Scaredy Cat Town
7. General Of Zero F*cks Given Union

For anyone doubting the officialism of any of the above, they are most definitely 'official' positions, there was a poll and some voters, and statistics, honest.

Until they have all added to the debate I say no further action should be taken.

[Vote] General Election :: President of Torn 2016 · · 3 likes


no disrespect intended but, who?

Kind of feel that it should be someone who is instantly recognisable by the majority, unless I'm being silly.

Also has anyone counted the votes?

Time for dividend stocks???? · · 1 like


My question is this, as a player who is by no means money heavy, but yet in a comfortable enough position who never really knows when his next period of inactivity will be;

At what point do dividend stocks become worthwhile?

there are plenty of obvious routes before this point that I see, some of which I will list

$2 bill in bank
Stock usual suspects, TCHS, LSC, PRN, SYM, FHG,
MCS, TCIB, HRG, EWM
Property for rental (PI's)
Caymen Bank (insert your reasonable figure here)

When should people be thinking about those dividend stocks, from most of my research they look like they should be way down the list, what are your thoughts/opinions?

thanks

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Staff edit ·


these make you lose real money, not just tc dolla

Stats ·


Just to add, you can gain working stats by doing the various education courses, but not as much as by getting a job.

FHG and HRG benefit ·


in about three years I've gone for months without getting much better then a semi detached house, and then had 2 palaces in one day, I think I've had a total of 2 castles in all that time, but I've recovered the initial investment so all is cool.

'Hidden' rank triggers · · 1 like


Pretty sure that one has gone, networth isn't even calculated like that anymore

HOW TO MAKE MONEY ·


awesome, I missed this guy's threads.

I can't quite remember the last amazing scheme that you had to make money, anyone care to remind me?

Seems Logical.. but not to Torn Developers · · 2 likes


Am I the only one smelling multi's here?

I'm pretty sure the OP was quoted by a different player who totally accepted all criticism to the OP.

maybe I'm just paranoid???

OT, yeah the flying thing isn't very realistic, but then I would say that burning down 5000 warehouses and still being allowed to wonder the streets with a lighter isn't very realistic, and lets not even mention selling a single flower for more cash than you can make in a year.

Selling crime related items? · · 1 like


In the past you were only able to increase your networth by committing crimes or selling items back to the system through shops.

Probably the only real reason.

Edit to add, you can only buy 100 items from the shops each day but an unlimited amount from bazaars or item market.

[Vote] NEW Impeach President of Torn 2016 · · 1 like


Just checked, the memo got held up, the 'official' Commander of message passing was on holiday

[Vote] NEW Impeach President of Torn 2016 · · 2 likes


I feel the need to point out that while we're making up 'official' titles there are several hugely important people who have remained silent on the subject of this debate.

1. The Chief Grand Wizard Of Torn
2. Head Of Dong Censorship Department
3. Granter of 'not random' GIF Placements
4. Director Of Spam Filtering
5. Master Of Unicorn Division
6. Mayor Of Scaredy Cat Town
7. General Of Zero F*cks Given Union

For anyone doubting the officialism of any of the above, they are most definitely 'official' positions, there was a poll and some voters, and statistics, honest.

Until they have all added to the debate I say no further action should be taken.

Revivers what's your E worth? · · 2 likes


Nope, I assume they are doing it for something, and the merits is the best choice for my assumption.

When you stop at a junction and someone runs out and cleans your window do you assume they are doing it so you can see clearly?

They're probably doing it for money, not too many things that happen in this world are done just for good vibes and positive feelings.

It comes down to personal choice, if you saw a front garden was overgrown would you instantly cut the grass and then ask/hope for payment or would you ask the person if they wanted it cut and if they would be willing to pay for it?

If someone is reviving solely for cash there's a place for that and it's called trade chat.

If I ask for a revive I pay for it, if I don't, I don't.

[Vote] NEW Impeach President of Torn 2016 · · 3 likes


It's almost like he's treating his term in office like a joke, as if this wasn't an officially sanctioned, serious game changing position.

It's like he has no respect for the poll which named him as president or worse the person who organised/ran the whole setup.

I think we should hold another vote to decide if the guy nobody had heard of should remain in the 'official' position nobody gives a sh*t about...

oh wait, now I remember,

zzzzzzz

Revivers what's your E worth? · · 2 likes


When I OD on xanax I like the opportunity to munch down 100 small first aid kits before I get revived, sometimes I leave it a day and munch another 100 before I switch my revives on.

If I ask to be revived I pay 1 million, if someone chooses to revive after I change my settings I consider helping them get closer to the merits they seek as my payment.

[Poll] Current Projects: The Ones You Want First · · 3 likes


I'm waiting for the update that blocks out all of your polls...

Didn't see it on the list though?

Large Prices in Torn · · 2 likes


You can't compare the torn economy to real life, I can earn 3 or 4 billion this year in torn, whereas in real life I'll probably only earn 2 billion this year...

/sarcasm

but seriously, if the majority of players earned 25 - 35,000 a year in torn then I'd agree that prices are too high, but the whole time I can jump on a plane a couple of times a day and earn 3 million, prices seem fair.

How would you handle this trade mistake? · · 1 like


You missed, hope they never notice the cash.

Strange poll as if this happened you would have complete control over what followed.

So I would like for them not to notice the cash. Hypothetically anyone I was dealing with who had better stats, would have enough to not worry about 9,000,000

If it was a good friend I would send them a ransom note and then maybe send it back after laughing at them.

If not...

subscriber draws ·


this topic has been thrown around forever, the draw supposedly happens every hour of every day (if my memory serves me correctly after 2 bottles of wine)

I once tried to do the math on how many subscribers were curently in the game compared to how many hours in a year to work out why I had subscribed for 3 years and won nothing.

turns out my luck sucks

Xannax OD ·


Yup, totally normal for a xanax overdose, some advice before the forum police arrive;

Ask questions in the questions forum

Do not ever appear to be complaining about the game dynamics, this will only be greeted with severe hostility and sarcasm.

Stop being stupid! · · 4 likes


some amazing statements in this thread.

If it says defeat, I defeat, I have nearly always hosped as that is my choice, I don't want to inflate my level with the easy crime experience of attacking and leaving, that does't make me a bad person, I still manage to resist the urge to kick kittens in real life.

Since missions were introduced I have only missed a handful, and in that time I have only come across 1 person who was already hosped, you know what I did, I waited.

Yeah, I waited until they were out of the hospital and then I defeated them.

Guess what, I hosped them.

It's a game, relax if you want to play this game in a way that makes it easier for everyone else who is playing that's your prerogative, not mine.

why are some people so stupid? · · 1 like


Perfect example of stupidity is this thread...

Stop being stupid! · · 2 likes


Have you ever considered that maybe ruining other peoples chances is something that some people enjoy?

Or maybe that some people don't want to level up quickly and would prefer to level more from non attacking based stuff?

Either way, you get three days to do the mission, if you can't find a chance to do what you gotta do in three days, maybe you should consider putting more effort in and not implying that everyone is stupid just because you can't achieve your goals?

Just a thought