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Congratulations mate, you made my day 🙂. 

Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces. After some time I started to travel along a extremely long road and found a prickly little cactus.

With a face like an angel, wearing the finest leopard-print thong, standing in the center of a Slayer mosh pit. I raised my sword and dropped my precious shield and slashed at the thing in the area next to my left. I then jumped out of there with surprising tenacity as i make my way into the secret dungeon.

"Welcome,” it said, to the jungle, “where all your sexy people at?"  

"Not here, I Think they are over there buddy - around the big Thingy peeking behind the loitering demon dwarf - a scary looking trouser-less hairy midget." 

“What the actual f**k is you!" i exclaim loudly, and look at that robust double eyelids adorning that wall. This means they are watching, so I undress and show off my own low cut leopard print bikini and a sodden tampon string.  

I tug on't and repeatedly say: "Behold, my mighty big red balls!" Tears forming in my eyes, crafty little windscreen wipers polish my nuts, and with the wind wrapping around my nice stiff flag. I get emotional, redress and focus. 

Decided to haircut. 

I wish quoted wish will be granted, as a an active level 15 player... 

Bump for D. 

Hello, can I take my meds? Please. 

Came for C... 

Raffle, sent :) 

Yes. 

Do you have things you don't deserve? 

Sent! 

I am idle. 

If I get an item, I'll send a present next post's owner 👍. 

Legality

Good luck at outerspace and wish me too, I want my own space! 

Put me to the list...

You know why I'm here again, my addictions all about bad things. Bad presents, bad people... 

Thanks bump. 

91/100

My. 

Police Academy

My first rodeo.