🌿 Xhavier's Trading Shack 🌿
"You found it. I probably want it."
Got a backpack full of plushies? 🧸
Just finished flying and your inventory looks like you robbed a flower shop? 🌺
Got drugs sitting around doing absolutely nothing? 💊
Energy items multiplying faster than your bad financial decisions? ⚡
Give them to me.
I’m Trader Xhavier, and I buy in BULK.
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🛒 WHAT I BUY
🧸 Plushies
🌺 Flowers
💊 Drugs
⚡ Energy Items
📦 Random items you've been carrying since 2019
🤨 Basically anything that can survive being placed in a trade window
If it has a value and you don't want it anymore, there's a good chance I'm interested.
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💰 WHY SELL TO ME?
✔ I pay 97% of market value
✔ Fast & simple trades
✔ No 5% Item Market fee eating your money
✔ No 10% anonymous market fee either
✔ Bulk trades are VERY welcome
✔ No need to sit there refreshing the market like it's your full-time job
✔ You get your money. I get your inventory. Everyone wins.
I make my profit by doing the boring part:
Buying your stuff → organizing it → selling it later → pretending I have a business empire.
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🤝 HOW IT WORKS
You: "I have 500 plushies."
Me: "Trade."
You: sends trade
Me: 97% of market value has entered the chat.
You: 💰
Me: 📦
And just like that, your inventory is no longer your problem.
I don't need a 17-page negotiation over whether a Teddy Bear is worth 1,000 or 1,001.
I'm here to buy.
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🧠 WHY 97%?
Because I'm not running a charity.
I'm also not trying to rob you blind.
You get 97% of market value, while I handle the selling, the waiting, the market fees, and the emotional damage of watching prices move after I buy something.
It's a beautiful ecosystem.
Nature is healing. 🌿
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📦 BULK SELLERS
Got:
• 10 items?
• 100 items?
• 1,000 items?
• Enough plushies to open your own zoo?
Send them over.
The bigger the trade, the happier the trader.
My inventory may eventually become a problem, but that's Future Xhavier's problem.
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📩 WANT TO SELL?
PM me anytime or send me a trade.
If I'm online, I'll get to it as soon as I can.
If I'm offline...
I'm probably asleep, flying, or staring at my inventory wondering why I decided to become a trader.
— Trader Xhavier
"Turning your clutter into my clutter since today." 🌿
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💰 97% Market Value
📦 Bulk Trades Welcome
⚡ Fast & Easy
🧸 You sell it. I buy it. We both go home happy.