Joe: You know those people who turn up at the vets with a 20lb cat and wonder why it’s wheezing? That’s what happens when you give out too many treats and let it lick butter off your toast. I guess in this analogy, the players are the cat. Or is the cat Torn? I have no idea. If Torn were a cat, it’d be one of those wiry old things that live to 22, which is actually how old we are this year.
Joe: You know those people who turn up at the vets with a 20lb cat and wonder why it’s wheezing? That’s what happens when you give out too many treats and let it lick butter off your toast. I guess in this analogy, the players are the cat. Or is the cat Torn? I have no idea. If Torn were a cat, it’d be one of those wiry old things that live to 22, which is actually how old we are this year.