a odd purplish rift in time and space formed at the outskirts of the city plopping only one being out before shutting completely. This being was a blond haired green eyed and skinned goblin girl named goby
*She would slowly stir from her prone position looking around her eyes growing wide in wonder coming from a more fantasy like world she had never seen such a sight as what torn city was and quickly stood up* "goby, the adventure is ready to start new quests" *she announced to the air not really sure what else to do and quickly ,at least quickly for a 4.1 goblin girl anyway, giggling excitedly as she went*
Edit: words goby says that people seem confuffled by.
Shinies are shinies.. sometimes things hummys use to pay (shinies is either shiny things or money depends on context)
Hummy is most likely you (hummy is human)
Gobbo or gobby is goby (gobbo or gobby is word for goblin)
Scalie cousins is cousins who go for dragos (kolbold)
Dragos are those that scalie cousins follow around (dragos are dragons)
Big cousins are like goby but big (big cousins are orcs)
Pointy hummys are like hummys but live long long (elves)
Small hummys are like hummys but always small (dwarves)
Skelly skellys are inside everyone sometimes they move without us (skelly is skeleton)
*Not long after becoming a body guard bartender (body guard stripper) I was approached by a litch or at least that what I called it as they were a skelly with all glowy eyes. They wanted goby to join there skelly army but I wasn't so sure cause not a skelly myself. After talking to my fellow bartenders (strippers) and boss they all said I should give it a shot and so I did. Joining the skelly army soon after and getting bone gear ,a bone bikini that goby unsure would be comfy, and armor with bone bits on it*
*after a few days as just a simple bartender I was promoted to being a body guard as well (goby still not knowing she was a stripper and not just a tavern bar tender). The reason for the change was not just because of my adventurer background but because I had the weapons too (the owner implied goby's breasts were tein Canons but it went over goby's head). So now being a bartending buddy guard (stripper body guard) she had to get stronger defences but also a outfit that would be easy to pass of as a bartender too. Soon finding a good enough solution and being gifted a axe by a friendly man ,and later another sword a scymtar by another nice man, I now stand ready for action*
*the bounty didn't go anywhere really. And not long after a Panda who always seemed to have a knife came up to me and offered me a job.it wasn't what I was used and after asking a few questions I realized ,or at least thought, that it was to be a bartender at a tavern called the 'velvet riot' (not realizing the job was actually being a stripper).*
*Having always wanted to be a bartender at least for abit I happily accepted the invite and left the army ,though I always understood that if anything happened I would go back to the army as fighting for others was in my blood, I would giggle briefly as I hopped about the panda before grabbing my bartending outfit, something I got awhile back in the world I came from cause of this dream*
my first friend was that of a older bear person they helped me with a few things and even gave me a few gifts such as a new outfit, a bikini, and some other odds and ends. But one day out of the blue he vanished not really knowing why I went to search for them in my ninja like attire ,something I got after getting a katana from the bear, but to no avail
*After which I had went to the local meeting place for other new people I was abit later then most as it seems most that went to this place were just then getting there but I was still welcomed at least until I was attacked twice in quick succession both failed as my training and katana helped me out quiet abit. One of the two put a bounty on my head claiming I did things I did not*
*after securing a job I had to find a place to stay this took me to the real estate company as it was called here ,as apparently living in a cave was seen as uncivilized and not something I should do if wanted to keep a job, again apparently my size and rather cute face was something odd as they originally didn't take me seriously but after words they told me the prices for places as was shocked*
*Pouting wondering how I would afford even the most basic of places I had left and wandered the city unknowingly ended up in a shady part of the place. unluckily or maybe luckily a few people attempted to attack me and were quickly subdued I ended up looting them ,not reliazing that the term would be mugging or that it would be technically illegal to do, gaining about 30,000 dollars in total amongst the 3 attackers a hand gun that had no ammo ,though I had no real knowledge of guns as of yet, a crowbar and a bunch of odd green plants in a bag*
*With this new found money I would return to the real estate company and got myself a apartment which I quickly moved into excited to live in what appeared to be small tower of sorts*
*the first thing I did was find the guard office not exactly knowing what the place was I got quite lost and had to ask a few civilians this lead me to reliaze that there was no adventurers in this world ,which made me quiet sad, and that the 'guards' here were called the army. So as a way to get money and to help protect the city as I did when I was a adventurer in my previous world I enlisted barely qualifying,as my height would have failed me almost automatically if I didn't have my goblin strength*
*After words I used my leather working skills to create a basic leather armor to help protect me at me new job though apparently it wasnt exactly military issue* (the leather armor goby crafted)
a odd purplish rift in time and space formed at the outskirts of the city plopping only one being out before shutting completely. This being was a blond haired green eyed and skinned goblin girl named goby
*She would slowly stir from her prone position looking around her eyes growing wide in wonder coming from a more fantasy like world she had never seen such a sight as what torn city was and quickly stood up* "goby, the adventure is ready to start new quests" *she announced to the air not really sure what else to do and quickly ,at least quickly for a 4.1 goblin girl anyway, giggling excitedly as she went*
Edit: words goby says that people seem confuffled by.
Shinies are shinies.. sometimes things hummys use to pay (shinies is either shiny things or money depends on context)
Hummy is most likely you (hummy is human)
Gobbo or gobby is goby (gobbo or gobby is word for goblin)
Scalie cousins is cousins who go for dragos (kolbold)
Dragos are those that scalie cousins follow around (dragos are dragons)
Big cousins are like goby but big (big cousins are orcs)
Pointy hummys are like hummys but live long long (elves)
Small hummys are like hummys but always small (dwarves)
Skelly skellys are inside everyone sometimes they move without us (skelly is skeleton)
