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Looking for a Job

I have started a gaming company and am looking for applicants to join my company. Need active applicants with 3K END and 1.5K MAN and 4.5K INT and 2.25K END. Message me or apply. Let me know the pay you're expecting in the application. Regular Competitions offered to make things fun and lively! Join Now!

Hello, I am an active player looking for a job. My stats are as follows:

Manual labour: 10,181
Intelligence: 141,923
Endurance: 71,945

Im currently earning 2M and am looking for better offers. Please mail me if you do have an offer.

Hello, I am looking for a job and have the following stats:

• Manual labour: 10,181
• Intelligence: 120,533
• Endurance: 61,218

I am regularly active and drug free. I am open to offers.

Thanks

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I have started a gaming company and am looking for applicants to join my company. Need active applicants with 3K END and 1.5K MAN and 4.5K INT and 2.25K END. Message me or apply. Let me know the pay you're expecting in the application. Regular Competitions offered to make things fun and lively! Join Now!

Hello, I am an active player looking for a job. My stats are as follows:

Manual labour: 10,181
Intelligence: 141,923
Endurance: 71,945

Im currently earning 2M and am looking for better offers. Please mail me if you do have an offer.

Aaand back in the market.... heres my updated stats

• Manual labour: 10,181
  Intelligence: 130,732
• Endurance: 66,318

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Hello, I am looking for a job and have the following stats:

• Manual labour: 10,181
• Intelligence: 120,533
• Endurance: 61,218

I am regularly active and drug free. I am open to offers.

Thanks

Hello!

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

Lol how bout putting smtn as a post guys rather than just a boring ol "post"? Mite make reading the posts interesting lol:p

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

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Thanks for the gift perplex!!

Another joke for you guys:

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?" "At school." The robot slaps the son. "Okay, I went to the movies!" The father asks, "Which one?" "Harry Potter." The robot slaps the son again. "Okay, I was watching porn!" The father replies, "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes in, "Haha! After all, he is your son!" The robot slaps the mother.

A joke for those who are bored by looking at the repetitive number of 'post' posts lol.

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"