Slogan: "You can't get mugged if you don't have any money."
Why live in constant fear of high-level stat beasts lurking outside the Stock Market or waiting at the airport gates? With Pre-Mug™, we offer the ultimate peace of mind through Pre-emptive Asset Deprivation. The exact millisecond you sell a stock block or land from a grueling flight to Switzerland, our elite team of low-level, high-enthusiasm associates will immediately assault you and take all your cash. By ensuring your wallet is permanently at $0, we guarantee other muggers get absolutely nothing, utterly ruining their day while keeping you blissfully safe and stress-free in a local hospital bed.