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Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces. After some time I started to travel along a extremely long road and found a prickly little cactus.
With a face like an angel, wearing the finest leopard-print thong, standing in the center of a Slayer mosh pit. I raised my sword and dropped my precious shield and slashed at the thing in the area next to my left. I then jumped out of there with surprising tenacity as i make my way into the secret dungeon.
"Welcome,” it said, to the jungle, “where all your sexy people at?"
"Not here, I Think they are over there buddy - around the big Thingy peeking behind the loitering demon dwarf - a scary looking trouser-less hairy midget."
“What the actual f**k is you!" i exclaim loudly, and look at that robust double eyelids adorning that wall. This means they are watching, so I undress and show off my own low cut leopard print bikini and a sodden tampon string.
I tug on't and repeatedly say: "Behold, my mighty big red balls!" Tears forming in my eyes, crafty little windscreen wipers polish my nuts, and with the wind wrapping around my nice stiff flag. I get emotional, redress and focus.
Decided to haircut. Man sits down. Man cuts balls.
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Are you lonely?
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The next person has daddy issues
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