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Street Smarts Clothing Co-Operative - Free 5% Weekly Dividend for New Employees
Want to be more than just an employee?
Street Smarts Clothing Co-Op is offering a unique opportunity for you to become part of a thriving new business, with all new employees being given a 5% stake in the company for the duration of their employment.*
What does that mean?
As long as you are employed by Street Smarts, every Sunday, you will receive 5% of that week’s total profit pro-rata. So if you work from Sunday to Sunday, you get a 5% share of that week’s profits; if you join on Wednesday you get the equivalent of 4/7 of that 5% for your first week, then a full 5% from every week afterwards. **
What else do I get?
In addition to the usual job specials, every employee will benefit from:
- Free Rotational Trains
- Reward each time we gain a star
- Performance bonuses
- Long service rewards
What do I need to do?
We accept new and experienced players, so don't worry if your stats are low for now. We need employees who are:
- Active every day
- Working on education to improve job stats
- Manages addiction
This is not a quick earner, but if you are looking for long term gains in a company that rewards growth and performance, feel free to submit an application.
Apply via the company link on my profile.
Please Also Note:
*This is a limited time offer for the first 3 employees only.
**If there's no profit, there's no pay.
Job Specials

Good trader. Fast payment and good prices.
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Good trader. Fast payment and good prices.
Count me in!
Thank you. This was so much fun! For once I was very happy to come in last. :)
Very generous of you. :)
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No hassle. Quick easy transaction at a fair price. Thanks.
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Only 2 places left for this offer.
Street Smarts Clothing Co-Operative - Free 5% Weekly Dividend for New Employees
Want to be more than just an employee?
Street Smarts Clothing Co-Op is offering a unique opportunity for you to become part of a thriving new business, with all new employees being given a 5% stake in the company for the duration of their employment.*
What does that mean?
As long as you are employed by Street Smarts, every Sunday, you will receive 5% of that week’s total profit pro-rata. So if you work from Sunday to Sunday, you get a 5% share of that week’s profits; if you join on Wednesday you get the equivalent of 4/7 of that 5% for your first week, then a full 5% from every week afterwards. **
What else do I get?
In addition to the usual job specials, every employee will benefit from:
- Free Rotational Trains
- Reward each time we gain a star
- Performance bonuses
- Long service rewards
What do I need to do?
We accept new and experienced players, so don't worry if your stats are low for now. We need employees who are:
- Active every day
- Working on education to improve job stats
- Manages addiction
This is not a quick earner, but if you are looking for long term gains in a company that rewards growth and performance, feel free to submit an application.
Apply via the company link on my profile.
Please Also Note:
*This is a limited time offer for the first 3 employees only.
**If there's no profit, there's no pay.
Job Specials

The difference between cats and dogs. Cats roll in money...
Love this. As a new player, being able to sell without worrying about getting mugged is a massive bonus. Also keeps your cash nice and safe until you need it. Highly recommended if you want to generate a nice low-risk income.
Fast payment. No drama. Recommended.
Very fast payments. Highly recommended. Thanks. :)
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