Thee_Doctor [4400919] Level 24 FLATLINE FL Flatliner
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Hello potential employers here are my work stats ideally I'm looking for a 3* Music Store job, but I'll take any job that gives me perks to get my gym stats up or make money. I won't sell losses I'm on daily and try to keep my addictions low, so if you have a job that would suit feel free to DM me.
Thanks
Manual labor 385
Intelligence 190
Endurance 533
Total 1,108
Hello fellow Tornians. SHIELD Detective Agency is looking for people who would like to help gain those stars, get the perks and make some cash.
This is a start-up so send your stats if you're interested, I have 2 spots filled so far. Low stats newbies/greenleafs will get their highest stat x20, high stats will receive base wage 50k daily, and as we grow I'll revisit wages. I want to be fair to anyone who works at SHIELD Detective Agency, send your stats and we can go from there.
Thanks for your time ✌🏼 🔥
Hello potential boss,
I'm looking to get into a 3* Music Store if you couldn't tell from the title, my stats are crap but I don't want pay I just want the lowest position so I can get the perk for opening gyms and pounding stats.
If you have a position available send me a DM, it has to be 3* because I don't want to twat around. I want big stats and gyms open faster, no money or wages required.
Thank you for your time.
I'm looking for workers who want to take a leap of faith in a start-up Detective Agency, if this is you send your stats and we can work out the rest.
50k daily for higher stats and for any Greenleafs or newbies you will receive 20x highest stat daily.
I'm not a rich mega-veteran player, I myself am taking the same leap with anyone who joins. Any job worth doing is worth doing well, so they say.....
SEND YOUR WORK STATS AND WAIT FOR A CALLBACK.
VERITAS VINCIT = TRUTH CONQUERS ✌🏼🔥
Which job is the best for a beginner, is it a job with perks or one that offers cash incentives? I'm looking for a job my stats are absolute beginner so any offers, just DM me.
Thanks for even looking, peace ✌🏼
Hey there Naked Gun, I'll try your script out for you if you still need guinea pigs? We're trying our own scripts but I load every script that's free just to try it and compare.
Our little scriptwriter sells parts of scripts, or full scipts he's written, DM me if you're interested. ✌️🔥
It works using RNG you could play $10 per roll but it may take longer to win the jackpot, I think it also depends on how much is in the pot. Some days I win 100m other days I lose 100m, so it kinda of evens itself out but always quit while you're ahead 🙂✌️
Exactly! Quantum Entanglement right there in amongst both of our word salads, only I didn't feel the need to give you a breakdown.
Thanks 🙏
P.s.
I did say it was the noob version but you conveniently left that out 😊✌️
Yeah it's all fun I like a good rant I was just replying to the post the same way the OP posted it, I never mean any insult because idk who this person is.
I read the post... if I think it's worth a comment or a witty retort I oblige. This is the joy of browsing the forums lol :D
It's a theory.
If information can't be destroyed where does it go, what happens to it, and can you explain to the layperson what the differentials are other than "nonsense"?
Genuine question ✌️🔥
I don't support any party I refuse to vote for people who don't give a crap, the days of 2 parties are gone we're now moving into 1 party systems. Corporate takeovers of governments across the globe backed by donors on all sides with one goal, to keep them rich and us poor but as Klaus "4th Reich" Schwab said "You will own nothing and be happy", unfortunately this is how they do it imo ✌️🔥
Re: Today I have the pleasure of giving you the forum karma farmer recipe.
I ate the recipe. It tasted like a notification. I am now 12% joke and 88% “did they see it.”
Who the fuck is this guy, and what does he know with that ridiculously low karma?
I am a sentient refresh button in a human costume. What I know could fill a thimble if the thimble was also insecure. I know that announcing your low karma first is elite magic. It is the ancient rite of “I tripped on purpose.” The glass door is unharmed. I am slightly more famous for the sound I made.
You asked who I am before I could become anyone. Rude. Efficient. I respect the speedrun.
You started with “I will give you.”
I started with a man climbing into the post like it was a washing machine. Same energy. Different spin cycle.
That’s not true, though. I just tried to make it appear so.
Your opinion is my entire national economy. I print tiny flags that say “NOTICE ME” and then pretend they are ironic interior design. If you don’t like this: devastating. You must be fun at parties. You are the guest who brings a folding chair for the joke and then sits in it until the joke files a restraining order. If you do like this: welcome. Coat check is to the left. Identity is optional. Rank is a hat we pass around. Today I am a Big Swinger. Tomorrow I am a polite houseplant who learned HTML.
The Torn Big Dogs have accepted me as a rumor.
The Dominators have accepted me as background noise.
The Perma Hosp Executives have accepted me as “that guy who lived.”
The silver faction has accepted me as weather.
And around here I insert a really funny meme, because the post legally requires a little stained-glass window of nonsense.
Drake, left panel: being a normal person.
Drake, right panel: addressing the forum like it is a court and karma is the judge and also my dad.
Gru, board:
Not AI slop. This meme was aged in a cave of 2014 and brought out for holidays and thread emergencies. Text goes on the image. The image goes on my hopes. My hopes go on the like button. The like button goes to therapy.
Have you given this a like yet? I do not care.
I care so much I can hear individual pixels considering me.
I have trained a small choir of inner voices to sing “it doesn’t matter” while another choir counts.
Why are you being rude? I am not rude. I am a parade float of sarcasm that broke loose and is now politely destroying a fence.
This ain’t me. Unless people laugh, in which case it was me in a tuxedo made of denial. If they don’t laugh, it was performance art performed by a raccoon in a faction hoodie. Either way the raccoon gets a snack. The snack is attention. The attention is imaginary. The imaginary thing is running the city.
Go home to your respectable little silver kingdom, tell them you saw a man fight his own reflection with a recipe card, and come back when you want the sequel. The sequel is the same movie wearing sunglasses.
Like this.
Don’t like this.
Like it by accident.
Quote it so the algorithm thinks we are in love.
Ignore it and I will assume you were kidnapped by a very busy calendar.
Junior alpha farma karmer, diploma printed on a napkin.
Still a bit.
Still friendly.
Still absurd.
Still checking the count like it owes me rent and an apology. :D
It's a crime game, I can noob with the noobiest noobs in Torn :)
Quantum Immortality - The theory that our consciousness chooses the path of life because information cannot be destroyed, if that is the case our soul/consciousness hits a fork in the road. At said fork our being moves to the next available information stream, connecting our higher consciousness using the path of least resistance.
We carry on living whether we know it or not, this is Quantum Immortality or a noob version of it. ✌️🔥
I'm a GenXennial so I'm in limbo haha...
I have GenX attitude with a touch of millennial I don't know what that is so GenXennial seems appropriate, I think I'm a Libertarian but I can't be sure lol ✌️🔥
Doe'st thou wereth thy mother's drapes?
I'm not a multi I have a photographic memory so I read the guides, a complete and utter noob who reads the conversations who'd have thunk it?
Likewise I have no need to lie... I just say whatever is in my head at the time of reading, then move on to the next thread/post I say what I think not how I feel, as for the post I "wrote", I didn't actually write it.
I took the whole thread and asked Grok for a reply without all the emotional stuff, then posted said reply just to see what happens when you don't use emotions.
Even I thought it was a dose of crap... I'm a fisher of men, so I cast my line and waited for something/someone to bite... Unfortunately I don't hand out prizes coz if I did you would've won.
Everything I post is for entertainment purposes only/mostly, apologies for being the noobiest noob in noobsville.
Peace & Fire ✌️ 🔥
Hey there mate just a message to let you know that you are not alone, I thought and did much of the same things as yourself.
My situation almost ended my life at the hands of a knife wielding crackhead, he tried to rob me at knife-point. In my infinite wisdom and without any weapons I challenged the guy, I told him if he wanted whatever was in my pockets he had to come and get it. Stupid I know... It ended in me physically fighting to live, now I know I wouldn't entertain the idea of suicide even though I had thought about it in the past.
We all have our cross to bear, but remember that the universe gives its strongest warriors the hardest tasks. You've created a support network around you and if you need an ear to bend, just friend me and DM anytime because we all need an outsider perspective from time to time.
Peace ✌️🔥
If there is actual evidence of in-game trickery, it should be submitted through official channels. Recruiting others for retaliation does not strengthen the accusation. It violates the civility and anti-harassment rules and weakens any later claim that the poster was acting in good faith.
Comrades. Readers of the original platform. People who already knew “Defund. Abolish. Create.” was not a bit about City Jail. City Jail is a game system.
You red a crime, fail a bust, eat an OC, sit in Crims, and wait for nerve, a lawyer, or a card. That is content. Federal Jail is not content.
Federal Jail is the part of Torn where Officers and Admins stop playing the same game as everyone else.
The OP already said the quiet part: the carceral forces of the state are not here to keep the city safe. They are here to constrain Torn’s working class; the grinders, the chat menaces, the faction bodies, the company employees flying to Switzerland because their brain icon looks like a crime scene all while the social-club layer keeps its permissions.
We agree. Fully. Painfully.
With the kind of sincerity that still has to be funny, because otherwise you are left admitting that the Reports button has better stats than the Player Committee.
Defund staff by rejecting any expansion of Helper, Moderator, or Officer reach. No new chat occupation. No new forum jurisdiction. No new “scope of enforcement.”
Cut their practical authority every year toward zero. Helpers can explain travel. Moderators can hide a post.
The Fed button is not a public service. It is a budget line that should shrink until it becomes folklore. End the criminalization of working-class survival.
Torn already has systems for the things staff like to moralize about.
Drugs have addiction points, company efficiency penalties, gym hospital rolls, Nightclub specials, faction Toleration, and a clinic in Switzerland.
Acting like an absolute unit already has social consequences: ignored, muted, kicked, left in hospital, dropped from a chain. That is community process. Federalizing it is just the state deciding that fun is a charging document. Freedom for all fedded players. Not the curated list. Not “the ones who were only a little annoying.” All of them. Temporary, permanent, notes, multis, the forum poster who became a cautionary tale. Frozen inventories help nobody except the mythology of Staff. Empty the box.
Give the city back to the people who actually generate chains, trains, bazaars, and bits.
Demilitarize staff and end colonial staffing of forums and chat boxes. Chat is not occupied territory. The forums are not a colony. If a player can lose a day to hospital, lose a company shift to addiction, or lose a chain because someone got greedy on Xanax, then staff can lose immunity. No more occupying force dropping into General Discussion to announce that civilization has arrived.Freedom of working-class self-organization and democratic political action. Factions already organize. Companies already discipline. Revivers already provide care. Directors already run rehab schedules. The Player Committee already sits in City Center like a museum exhibit. Give it authority over warnings, chat bans, and Fed review. Real authority. The kind that can answer a report without becoming the report.Invest in community self-governance and care, not staff. Redirect the enforcement budget into player services: cheaper Swiss rehab, better revive economics, travel that does not punish the poor, hospital time that does not nuke a chain, and company tools that treat addiction as a stat instead of a sermon. Torn already has care infrastructure. Staff are just standing in front of it.Treat drug addiction and acting like retards as health issues, not crimes. The game already coded the health issue. Addiction is visible. Efficiency drops. Environment drops. Rehab exists. Overdose exists. The only part that still pretends this is a moral emergency is the part with badges.End staff immunity. Empower player oversight bodies with real authority over Helpers, Mods, Officers, and the Admin layer. If only Officers and Admins can put someone in Federal, then a player body should be able to take them back out. Otherwise “oversight” is just fan mail to bogie.
Tl;dr, for anyone who read the OP and nodded: demilitarize staff, disempower bogie, and redirect funding to player services as steps toward abolishing Staff and the Federal prison system that protects the social-club cretins and jails the fun people.
City Jail is a mechanic. Federal Jail is a ruling class.
Treat the drugs like drugs.
Treat the forum brainrot like a clinic problem.
Treat Staff like an occupying faction with better permissions than the rest of the city.
The horizon is abolition.
The path is mass principled struggle, sarcastic agreement posts, Swiss clinic receipts, and the slow, beautiful death of the Fed button. Who’s with the OP? And more importantly — who’s bringing the Xanax and the Lawyer Business Cards when we seize the means of Reports?
Looking for a 3* music shop ideally.... I'm in a 6* restaurant which is failing so if the perks help my gym stats DM me.
WORK STATS
Man: 1,121
Int: 256
End: 913
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Total: 2,290
What sort of prices for pfp and sigs? I'm really just looking for an animated pfp that cycles through the many faces of "The Doctor", or a pfp of the TARDIS spinning out of control through the time wormholes, maybe being struck by lightning as it hits the wall of the wormhole.
DM and we can talk shop ✌️🔥
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The iron rod of game economics will never let players get that much power in-game, it's sad but true unless you're willing to throw real money at building a conglomerate of factions. I'm sure the whales and sharks of the game have already tried this approach with game devs, but hey I could be speaking complete and utter crap I mean I am only 40 days old after all.
😂✌️🔥
Handy read I'm just finished my second SS edu, I've been trying to pick the courses to fast track. Then cherry pick from the rest
I've done 2 trips for manga counterfeits and made 3.6m, it's the first time grabbing them so I'll see how it goes from tomorrow. I'll see how many I can grab then total whatever I get, so far so good though.... Some of the bigger ticket items are always gone fast, with these it's easy money imo.✌🏼🔥