SuperCroft [4412352] Level 44 39th Street Reapers 39R Reaper
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Huge thanks to King and magictip [3996965] for making my first 99k happy jump smooth and easy. Everything was clearly explained, well organized, and I managed to use all of my planned energy without any issues.
Excellent service and very beginner-friendly. I’ll definitely be booking another jump with you again. Highly recommended!
🏴☠️ ALL I KNOW IS… I KNOW NOTHING. 🏴☠️
I’ll admit it — this Loose Cannon originally had Sticks & Stones + Touching Grass sailing off into the sunset as the final two. 🌅
Then Grass promptly went and sank. 🌱🌊💀
So clearly my spyglass is from Temu. 🔭😂
I still can’t shake the feeling that Apex is sitting quietly out there in the fog, letting everyone else blast holes in each other while waiting for the right moment to make a run at the crown. 👀🦈👑
Do I have proof?
ABSOLUTELY NOT. 😂
I’m a pirate. Wild speculation is basically part of the job description. 🏴☠️🍻
And since the Loose Cannons may soon be sailing toward Davy Jones’ locker, I reckon it’s time for one final completely unbiased assessment of the fleet...
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
🪵 STICKS & STONES — still somehow floating around at the top throwing sticks, stones, and probably a few knives when nobody’s looking. 👀
✨ GOLD DUST — shiny, expensive-looking, and suspiciously difficult to sink. 💰🏴☠️
🚀 ROCKET SCIENTISTS — apparently somebody actually read the instructions before Elims started.
Nerds. ❤️😂
🦈 APEX — I SEE YOU HIDING IN THAT FOG. 👀
I don’t know what you’re plotting, but I’ve decided it’s suspicious anyway. 😂🏴☠️
⚡ HIGH VOLTAGE — still buzzing, still dangerous, and probably responsible for my electric bill. ⚡💸
🦎 REPTILIANS — cold-blooded bastards.
Respectfully. ❤️😂
💣 LOOSE CANNONS — climbed from the depths, made it back to the top, then apparently decided stability was boring and chose chaos instead.
Seems appropriate. 🏴☠️💥
🌱 TOUCHING GRASS — touched a little too much grass and became part of the landscape.
RIP, ye scallywags. 🫡🌊
🕵️ CONSPIRACY THEORISTS — I’m sure there’s already a 47-page document explaining how their elimination was actually part of the plan. 👀📜
🧠 BRAIN SURGEONS — highly qualified medical professionals.
Unfortunately, Elims required violence. 😂🔪
🪑 INANIMATE OBJECTS — proof that even furniture can catch hands in Torn. 🪑💥
🐈 NINE LIVES — turns out nine was, in fact, a finite number. 😿
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
In all seriousness, this has been one hell of an Elimination. 🍻❤️
Loose Cannons went from looking dead in the water 🌊, to fighting our way back to the top 🏆, to now staring down the cannons again. 💥
And I’ve enjoyed every stupid, dramatic, sleep-deprived minute of it. 😂🏴☠️
If this is where our voyage ends, then fair winds to whoever survives the bloodbath. 🍻⚔️
But until that last life disappears...
💥 KEEP FIRING.
🎟️ KEEP STEALING TICKETS.
🍺 KEEP THE RUM FLOWING.
🏴☠️ KEEP THE FLAG UP UNTIL THE LAST CANNON FIRES.
Good luck to all ye remaining degenerates. ❤️🏴☠️
See you next Elims.
...and please remember this was friendly banter when Halloweek comes around. 😅🎃😂
☠️🏴☠️🍻💥 YARRRRRR! 💥🍻🏴☠️☠️
Price: $500m — reasonable cash offers considered
grats
I’m a new player and Elims gave me Big Brother / Survivor vibes, except instead of playing as yourself you’re either one of the people leading the team or you’re basically a soldier. I like those kinds of shows, so I dont mind being a soldier and just going with the flow. Hit who I’m told to hit, watch the drama unfold and try to figure out what the hell is happening behind the scenes lol. I shared some predictions with others early on too and was completely wrong! lol oh well
But I can also see this is not* everybody’s cup of tea. As a solider, your fate isn’t in your own hands and your social game is none existent. Maybe that's just how i felt as a new player though. When you’re new, you’re playing alongside people who have been doing this for years and already know everyone. You know who the trolls and the scammers are.
At the same time, in those shows, plenty of players have had their entire game blown up because of somebody else’s move, alliance or mistake. As a Loose Cannon member, i was completely blindsided by Nightwing's crazy but I'm not mad at him for it, it just is what it is lol.
I also think everyone is going to come away from Elims with a very different experience. One of my friends who is very casual and also new wanted to get the 50 hits and 5% merit. In the beginning they were having no issues but not everybody eats, sleeps and breaths TORN. They started falling behind and also bleeding tickets. Your own team bounties you to stop the bleed. Someone doing 500+ attacks is obviously going to experience this event very differently from somebody who logs in when they can and gets a few hits in. Then you are pressured or harassment to leave. Not everybody wants to deal with that. I bet for them, had their team been eliminated first, they would've had a much better experience. Some people just don't have the mindset like those players with billions in stats and net worth and doing zero attacks...
Personally I’ve enjoyed it. The team spirit, the drama, watching alliances change, trying to guess what the leaders are doing, all of that has been fun.
(zero emojis this time)
i'm brand new and literally edited to add more emojis. ironic
edit...next time i'll just include a bunch of pictures with meme texts
cool story bro. see you next
i like emojis!
🏴☠️ ALL I KNOW IS… I KNOW NOTHING. 🏴☠️
I’ll admit it — this Loose Cannon originally had Sticks & Stones + Touching Grass sailing off into the sunset as the final two. 🌅
Then Grass promptly went and sank. 🌱🌊💀
So clearly my spyglass is from Temu. 🔭😂
I still can’t shake the feeling that Apex is sitting quietly out there in the fog, letting everyone else blast holes in each other while waiting for the right moment to make a run at the crown. 👀🦈👑
Do I have proof?
ABSOLUTELY NOT. 😂
I’m a pirate. Wild speculation is basically part of the job description. 🏴☠️🍻
And since the Loose Cannons may soon be sailing toward Davy Jones’ locker, I reckon it’s time for one final completely unbiased assessment of the fleet...
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
🪵 STICKS & STONES — still somehow floating around at the top throwing sticks, stones, and probably a few knives when nobody’s looking. 👀
✨ GOLD DUST — shiny, expensive-looking, and suspiciously difficult to sink. 💰🏴☠️
🚀 ROCKET SCIENTISTS — apparently somebody actually read the instructions before Elims started.
Nerds. ❤️😂
🦈 APEX — I SEE YOU HIDING IN THAT FOG. 👀
I don’t know what you’re plotting, but I’ve decided it’s suspicious anyway. 😂🏴☠️
⚡ HIGH VOLTAGE — still buzzing, still dangerous, and probably responsible for my electric bill. ⚡💸
🦎 REPTILIANS — cold-blooded bastards.
Respectfully. ❤️😂
💣 LOOSE CANNONS — climbed from the depths, made it back to the top, then apparently decided stability was boring and chose chaos instead.
Seems appropriate. 🏴☠️💥
🌱 TOUCHING GRASS — touched a little too much grass and became part of the landscape.
RIP, ye scallywags. 🫡🌊
🕵️ CONSPIRACY THEORISTS — I’m sure there’s already a 47-page document explaining how their elimination was actually part of the plan. 👀📜
🧠 BRAIN SURGEONS — highly qualified medical professionals.
Unfortunately, Elims required violence. 😂🔪
🪑 INANIMATE OBJECTS — proof that even furniture can catch hands in Torn. 🪑💥
🐈 NINE LIVES — turns out nine was, in fact, a finite number. 😿
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
In all seriousness, this has been one hell of an Elimination. 🍻❤️
Loose Cannons went from looking dead in the water 🌊, to fighting our way back to the top 🏆, to now staring down the cannons again. 💥
And I’ve enjoyed every stupid, dramatic, sleep-deprived minute of it. 😂🏴☠️
If this is where our voyage ends, then fair winds to whoever survives the bloodbath. 🍻⚔️
But until that last life disappears...
💥 KEEP FIRING.
🎟️ KEEP STEALING TICKETS.
🍺 KEEP THE RUM FLOWING.
🏴☠️ KEEP THE FLAG UP UNTIL THE LAST CANNON FIRES.
Good luck to all ye remaining degenerates. ❤️🏴☠️
See you next Elims.
...and please remember this was friendly banter when Halloweek comes around. 😅🎃😂
☠️🏴☠️🍻💥 YARRRRRR! 💥🍻🏴☠️☠️
I figured I’d add my experience because I joined Slinkys as a new player, which seems to be the group most of this thread is concerned about.
My experience has been positive.
I joined with a lot to learn and Slinkys gave me a good environment to learn the game, ask stupid questions, get involved in wars/chains, and understand mechanics I would have taken much longer to figure out on my own. Lucky in particular has always been approachable, communicates a lot, and has been willing to explain why things are done the way they are.
I do think some of the criticism in this thread was fair, and I let Lucky know my opinions after my second RW. I can only speak to my own experience with raising those concerns directly. We didn’t necessarily see everything the same way immediately, but I never felt like I couldn’t question how things were being done. Lucky listened, we talked through it, and since then I’ve watched some of those same concerns turn into actual changes.
Lucky didn’t just dig his heels in and pretend everything was perfect. Slinkys has changed the way it approaches chaining, putting more emphasis on limiting how much time members are expected to spend chaining rather than endlessly chasing a specific chain number. The payout structure has also been changed to put more value on general participation and less weight on advantages that already-developed war hitters have.
There are also new development competitions and systems being built specifically around helping members learn mechanics and grow. I recently placed in one of those competitions and earned free training Xanax from it. That kind of support isn’t something you should assume you’ll get everywhere, particularly in some more established factions where members are expected to be financially self-sufficient. What I really liked about the setup was that it was deliberately designed so you couldn’t just whale your way into first or second place. The faction provides the resources and restricts items like cans, FHCs and other expensive advantages, so the competition comes down much more to understanding the mechanic, planning properly and executing it well. Lucky genuinely puts thought into this stuff and tries to create a level playing field where newer or less wealthy members have a real chance to compete.
Slinkys is still building what established factions have already had years to establish. I completely understand why Lucky wants to grow the faction and build its respect/perks, and I support what he’s trying to do.
So, do I think some of the criticism here has merit? Yes.
Do I think Slinkys is some malicious “noob trap” designed to exploit new players? Absolutely not.
What I see is a young faction that pushed faction growth too aggressively, got criticized for it, looked at the numbers and member feedback, and started changing its systems. You can argue about whether those changes go far enough, whether another faction offers better $/E, or whether you personally like Slinkys’ philosophy. Those are fair discussions.
But if the claim is that a new player can’t learn, grow, or have a good experience there, I can say from my own experience that isn’t true.
I’ve enjoyed my time there, I respect Lucky a lot, and I genuinely hope Slinkys succeeds.
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Huge thanks to King and magictip [3996965] for making my first 99k happy jump smooth and easy. Everything was clearly explained, well organized, and I managed to use all of my planned energy without any issues.
Excellent service and very beginner-friendly. I’ll definitely be booking another jump with you again. Highly recommended!
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