Honestly had a blast with you guys. Somehow I went from “I’ll help out a little” to spending half my life in voice chat calling pushes
Huge respect to Sparklez, the captains, council, callers, and everyone who kept showing up when we needed bodies. Learned a ton, met some awesome people, and I’m glad I got to be a small part of keeping this absolute shitshow moving.
Nine Lives was a hell of a team to land on for my first Elims. 🐱
Tall, handsome, and emotionally available for the right tax bracket.
Seeking a kind, funny woman with a Private Island and room in her heart (and vault) for one more. Ideally, someone who enjoys good conversation and a little mutual teasing.
Software engineer IRL, motorcycle enthusiast, and a reliable source of unsolicited bike photos. I bring loyalty, affection, and world-class moral support for your questionable Torn decisions.
Send me your best terrible joke. We can discuss the prenup later.