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I'm a new player and I really enjoy playing. I find myself logging in every half hour to use the nerve and I saw that you can get the donor pack with a zone of 24 million and I wanted to know what the fastest way is for me to get it because reaching level 15 will take me a while.
In Blackjack, if both you and the dealer hit 21, the house takes the money and doesn't refund it.
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Every single day, the priest's neighbor would come to confession. But whenever the priest asked about his sins, the man replied that he couldn't bring himself to reveal what he had done.
"If I don't know what your sins are," the priest said every day, "I cannot grant you absolution."
This went on day after day until the priest got tired of it and decided to take action.
He took his young son, put a pair of wings on him, and said, "Go down to the neighbor below and tell him you are Jesus, and that he must confess his sins."
The priest tied a rope around the boy and lowered him down toward the neighbor's window.
When the boy reached the window, he said, "I am Jesus. The priest sent me to you so you would confess your sins."
The neighbor, overwhelmed by the miracle happening right before his eyes, said to Jesus, "I slept with his wife!"
When the boy was pulled back up, his father asked, "Tell me, son, what was our neighbor's sin?"
"First of all," the boy replied, "I don't know what his sin was. Second of all, I know I went down as the Son of God and came back up as a son of a bitch..."
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In Blackjack, if both you and the dealer hit 21, the house takes the money and doesn't refund it.
I have no money, I'm broke, I need it the hard way.
I'm a new player and I really enjoy playing. I find myself logging in every half hour to use the nerve and I saw that you can get the donor pack with a zone of 24 million and I wanted to know what the fastest way is for me to get it because reaching level 15 will take me a while.
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