bigmol: forum

elims was a trial by fire, i'm a sucker for never closing tabs and above all, i've lost the ability to feel shame 

bring me in as a wildcard or smth it'll be so reality tv 

hello potential sponsors

after initially fearing i was perhaps too nooby for the noob comp, i've decided to throw my hat in the ring anyway. just think about the sheer amount of glory it would bring to your name as mentor if you managed to coach this 26 day old all the way to victory.

i bring with me a borderline annoying amount of positivity, an ungodly amount of screen time an insatiable need for external validation

if i can make 105 hits in my first elims with a measly 2.5k stats, one month in, imagine what i could accomplish with your love, support, gear and financial irresponsibility.

in conclusion:
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As a complete newbie, I genuinely couldn’t have imagined a better team for my first Elims than TG. My fellow grass touchers taught me SO much, and even though I got veryyyyy familiar with the hospital and maxxing med cooldowns, the vibes were always immaculate and the supplies team were absolute guns (I even got some hits?!?!?)

Very chuffed to have played a teeny tiny part in this event (and an arguably much larger part in keeping the VC active for far too many consecutive hours). I adore seeing everyone popping up in chat with the lil pfps I drew mere hours before I even knew what a push was.

The word “tick” now triggers an immediate fight-or-flight response, but I couldn’t be prouder of everyone for holding strong right through to the final push(mol). 

now please, for the love of god, let’s go touch some literal grass. 🍍🌱 #justiceforjoe

as the prophecy foretold

Energy Subsidy!

<33

omg imagine

yes please!!