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The Rise of the Mafia Empress · · 9 likes

I use the New Players forum to find lower-level, newer players to mug. 😇


I’m still very new myself, but I am absolutely LOVING the drama, chaos, and endless possibilities in this game.


Mark my words: one day, I WILL be the Mafia Empress of Torn.
For now, I’m just a humble aspiring criminal building my empire one questionable decision at a time.


Muahahahaha. 😈👑

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STOP AI SLOP ON TORN! · · 1 like

Just to correct your grammar, it’s “less literate,” not “more illiterate.” Illiterate already means not literate. There isn’t a level below zero literacy…

 

And “unprofessional”? Sir, this is a game. Or are you professionally known as Castro? If we’re going to come for AI-generated images in the name of “professionalism,” I suppose usernames should go too. Hell, let’s just turn this into Tinder: government names and real photos only, because obviously that’s what matters in the grand scheme of a text-based RPG. 🤣

The Rise of the Mafia Empress ·

Perfect, I have absolutely no expectations. I’m just out here faking it till I make it 😂. Also, research shows that spending 6–10 hours a week engaging in video game chats/forums increases emotional maturity because it gives people a “safe” environment to act out. So really, I’m just doing my part to make society more emotionally mature through good-humored rage bait. I mean, I was emotionally stunted until I got hooked on my first game in my 30s, and look at me now, so you’re welcome. 😂

The Rise of the Mafia Empress ·

Only when Lazarus died 🤣

The Rise of the Mafia Empress ·

Hahaha love it…gotta make Torn enemies somehow 🤣

The Rise of the Mafia Empress ·

Thanks for the advice! I’ve definitely made most of my $ scalping items so far haha

The Rise of the Mafia Empress ·

Pot Calling Kettle merit goes to Beerstein 🤣

The Rise of the Mafia Empress ·

Shouldn’t…but there’s no rule against it…so I’d be happy to show my butthole if you pucker up….also, you all are just complaining about how much Torn sucks and how you all are cry babies over a game lol. 

The Rise of the Mafia Empress ·

PPS: of course it’s really bad ai 🤣…who cares about tiny pixelated profile pics 🤣

The Rise of the Mafia Empress ·

Thank you for the shit talking - love it 🤣…and bite me

The Rise of the Mafia Empress · · 9 likes

I use the New Players forum to find lower-level, newer players to mug. 😇


I’m still very new myself, but I am absolutely LOVING the drama, chaos, and endless possibilities in this game.


Mark my words: one day, I WILL be the Mafia Empress of Torn.
For now, I’m just a humble aspiring criminal building my empire one questionable decision at a time.


Muahahahaha. 😈👑