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R.I.P Sean Connery 10/31/2020 · · 13 likes

Sandley Today on halloween, we lost one of our beloved and most icinic movie idols. Sean Will be missed by alot of people all over the world. At 90, im pretty sure he live a pretty sweet life. All of which being one of the last few being knighted by the queen.

Nobody will ever forget henery jones senoir, or the best james bond ever :)

We will miss you sir.

Sean Connery


Selling 1 of torn oldest 10* Detective Agencies · · 4 likes



SOLD. . . . .SOLD. . . . SOLD. . . .SOLD. . . .SOLD. . . .SOLD. . . .SOLD .. . .

420 C-K-A.40+ nerve 14% str/def 10% gym Gains · · 5 likes

shit. might as well. These guys and gals are a buncha badasses. Joining them is in the best interest of any member wanting to get ahead in the game of torn. BTW which is getting harder and harder for our newer players everyday:) goodluck 420 :)

New Detective Agency Hiring "THE WRONG GUYS INC." · · 2 likes


New Detective Agency Hiring. 100-500k depending on stats. weekly prize draw for xanax...Any Lvl Apply or PM me! Druggies welcome.

NEWS: WTF raids some noob named DSLA for raiding WTF Healers to buymug a greenleaf · · 46 likes

I did warn DSLA that people were eventually going to see the guy for who he really is. I enjoyed this read but wasnt suprised. Most if not all know by now that.

WTF is a great faction all around, There was no need for a raid. And lieing about the reason for doing it doesnt look good anyway ya swing it.

      

  • He doesnt like it when people dislike his posts (flips right out in fact)
  • does not like it when you call him on his bs
  • Does not like to be reminded that not to long ago he was about as weak as a hummingbird until a few of us did the math and figured he'd spent about 5-6k to se his stats and buff them (like really, the way hes going. A quit or fed is in the future)
  • DSLA is a a bully to every1 smaller than him.
  • Dont dare attack him and win cuz he will cry wolf to every1 that will listen (running abit low on those these days)
  • Term war with him and his faction or else!!!! He will spend 100's of milllions to win a war with outside help and throwing his own mates under the bus.
  • Hes a forum nut, so better make sure you like his posts and only reply in kind (that doesnt seem to happen anymore, does it)

 

Theres many more but im thinking every1 reading is getting the picture. I dont think its a fetish or anything like that folks. I think hes just sad and lonley thriving for attention in a place where he feels safe. I think we should all cuddle him and help out in any way we can :)

 

NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

 

Now lets watch the wave of dislikes and retaliation.

 

EDIT:

 

You were sent $1 from someone with the message: Did u forget to add the many scams hes done on his list

 

Lmao. Literally secs after i posted. And No, i didnt forget. The guy never actually successfully scammed me. However alot of us already have known of his scamming. So sure, scammer alert!!!!

Recent archived posts

Banning of third party casinos ·

Getting harder and harder to keep these third party services outta torn. Good call on the idea of banning.

A warning to players in Torn about WruceBayne. Another crash out by -Thor-? · · 2 likes

After the first paragraph, i stopped reading.

Lol @ thor. Youve talked plenty about other players man. I hope the rest of every1 called ya out.

Hey torn what the actual fuck is this matchmaking!!!:) · · 2 likes

You have to drop a few ranks mate. Get those matchmaking criterias work for you. Just try to term losses for your team so they ca get a good payday by getting enough respect through that loss. 

Goodluck

Faction Selling / Buying ·

It might peak my interest in any faction between 1 mil and 1.5 mil rsp. So if your looking to sell. Please reach out to me. thx

Looking for a faction; post details here ·

:)

[TTT] The 4th Torn Tenacity Trial are Closed, hope everyone had fun :) ·

Hmm. Sounds cool. Sign me up as well :)

1,000,000 Respect - Brotherhood of Darkness · · 1 like

Well dun guys and gals. Onto your next respect goal :) 

 

I tip my hat to ya. Enjoy the praise :)

what the hell newspaper saying · · 4 likes

All i have to say is there was so much missing in the whole story newspaper-wise. And im absolutley flabergasted of the length of a article that seemed to repeat the same damn thing over and over. 

I enjoy my newspaper reads, This wasnt needed and shows favortism in one of torns oldest and biggest factions. 

 

SMTH are well organized and know things beyond me at least which isnt saying much at all.lol. A single persons or even a handful of people in or not in that faction cant deny there epic run.

 

Im enjoying the read on this thread more than the article.

Congratulations Cheesus, you got us the Fuck word. ·

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I dont remember ever holding myself back from saying that.  lol

Lets See Who Has Rare Usernames In The Comments ·

yeah this one for sure has abunch tagged.

 

Edit: Did you buy your name? 

Lets See Who Has Rare Usernames In The Comments ·

mines so ol school they have to make tons of extras with my name, 9 pages worth.

If you could vote one person to be mayor of torn who would it be and why them? ·

I was once mayor of torn, they kick my ass out and said that was the worst idea we ever had >

 

 

#inmyownlilmind

NEWS: WTF raids some noob named DSLA for raiding WTF Healers to buymug a greenleaf · · 4 likes

Coming from the guy that brings his whole faction in and throws them under the bus in every single squabble in his tc career. I wouldnt put much grit into what DSLA is spitting out. LOL!!!!!

 

I do infact enjoy reading this thread on the daily. You really stepped in it this time. Hehehehe

 

Can i have your stuff when you decide to rage quit?

 

 

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NEWS: WTF raids some noob named DSLA for raiding WTF Healers to buymug a greenleaf · · 46 likes

I did warn DSLA that people were eventually going to see the guy for who he really is. I enjoyed this read but wasnt suprised. Most if not all know by now that.

WTF is a great faction all around, There was no need for a raid. And lieing about the reason for doing it doesnt look good anyway ya swing it.

      

  • He doesnt like it when people dislike his posts (flips right out in fact)
  • does not like it when you call him on his bs
  • Does not like to be reminded that not to long ago he was about as weak as a hummingbird until a few of us did the math and figured he'd spent about 5-6k to se his stats and buff them (like really, the way hes going. A quit or fed is in the future)
  • DSLA is a a bully to every1 smaller than him.
  • Dont dare attack him and win cuz he will cry wolf to every1 that will listen (running abit low on those these days)
  • Term war with him and his faction or else!!!! He will spend 100's of milllions to win a war with outside help and throwing his own mates under the bus.
  • Hes a forum nut, so better make sure you like his posts and only reply in kind (that doesnt seem to happen anymore, does it)

 

Theres many more but im thinking every1 reading is getting the picture. I dont think its a fetish or anything like that folks. I think hes just sad and lonley thriving for attention in a place where he feels safe. I think we should all cuddle him and help out in any way we can :)

 

NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

 

Now lets watch the wave of dislikes and retaliation.

 

EDIT:

 

You were sent $1 from someone with the message: Did u forget to add the many scams hes done on his list

 

Lmao. Literally secs after i posted. And No, i didnt forget. The guy never actually successfully scammed me. However alot of us already have known of his scamming. So sure, scammer alert!!!!

Torn making money off the back of fedded users? · · 5 likes

After seeing the big ol chicks, i stopped reading. 

Ill find another thread to troll for abit. haha

Duke is a pussy · · 4 likes

According to TC. No player's account is ever deleted or fedded for simply being inactive. Tc is the only game I know that has ran this long with many people playing just as long.

 

I think having to give money, wpns, even the odd bounty to the inactives just simply makes em feel there part of the game still when they finally decide to log back in too torn. 

 

We are all warned by duke prior to borrowing any $$$ from him that hes not friendly if you dont pay. As for him being a pussy, i dont know about that. He does what every loan shark would do. He would send his lacky's. right. lol.

 

We honestly just need the rest of our mission people that are locked to start given the torn citzens more to do other than repeated duke missions over and over.

What's the closest you've come to quitting Torn? ·

lol, stretch dont care for your spamming logs.lol. He doesnt need empowerment from the likes of you.lol.

 

You wish tho. Hope people realize how full of crap ya really are

FINALLY 1B Total Battle Stats ·

first off. Trying to goof around saying things about my deceased mother is pretty childish. Suggest act you age if your even an adult >

 

Went from stats too mom remarks from you. Your a joke, lmao. Guess thats all you can do is tuff talk on the internet. lol

 

We dont take what you say seriously anywayz. You got a rep for being a scammer and a liar. Hope that works out for you there kiddo

 

Join HALO ·

Why ?

Are you the celebrity? ·

Good threads are far and few these days. You can think of anything and post it >