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NO LONGER BUYING LOSSES! THANK YOU · · 43 likes

Wed 20:33:00 - 25/12/19
NOW COMPLETED. DO NOT ATTACK ANYMORE.
Big THANK YOU to everyone and I hope you all had some fun!
I was a bit late getting out the final winnings to the random drawing at the end because I got busy with family/friends. Big congratulations to the winners!

Buying losses 300k each + 1 first aid kit.


You can do bulk hits or not, price is 300k each hit. I am not strict like others about single hits and don't pay extra for bulk. Don't need the meds? Sell them and consider it a bonus.

ONLY RULE: PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE ME.


Apparently people need clarification on this.... Do not send any type of message... Chat, mail, event notification, etc.
Due to many breaking this rule, I have started a ban list. You will be notified by message/chat if you are added to the list. This one rule is STRICT. I can count, so do not tell me the amount of hits you make. I will not pay if you break this one rule. I do NOT want to deny payment to anyone, but I do not want to talk to tons of players.

PAYMENT: I pay upon event notification.


I constantly edit this post and will say in the title "Offline" or "Online".

If I am offline, I will still pay you when I get back. I am slightly slower than normal because I transfer money from my vault and don't carry cash on hand. Also, there are many times I have over 50 events so please understand.

When online, I am usually making payments in less than 10 minutes. As I said before, I pull from vault to stay safe from muggers.

If you are in a tight spot for cash, then hit me when online and the title doesn't say I am taking a break.
Note: You can also see when a player is on/offline. The circle icon next to their names, forum posts have "Last action" under a player's name, you can see last action on profile page, etc.

Mugging


I was told some muggers are monitoring the hospital for people attacking me, so they can mug you. Please get out of the hospital asap or you may become a target. Stay safe!

!!!!Thank You!!!!


I have started a cash giveaway to thank the players that follow my rule. I will randomly generate a number between 300k - 1.5 million and players are randomly selected based on event number. There will be a total of 8 drawings.
Example: The random number was 947,838 so I rounded up to 1 million. The random event number was 143. Means the first winner was Crossb0w for 1 million. Congratulations!

Winner List


You sent $1,000,000 to Crossb0w with the message: Random winner! As a thank you for following my one freaking rule, I decided to do a random drawings as thanks and you won this round!


You sent $400,000 to HeroOfKvatch with the message: You are a winner! I am doing a random drawing to thank you all for not messaging me and making hits. Congratz!

You sent $1,200,000 to IceNation with the message: Sorry for the delay but you won the random drawing hours ago and I had not sent you the cash yet. Congratz and thanks for your help!

You sent $800,000 to Boxin with the message: You lucky ducky! You are the winner of the random cash drawing! Thanks for the hits.

You sent $700,000 to Rex87 with the message: Congratulations! You won the drawing. Thank you for your help with attacks!

You sent $800,000 to Jderder with the message: Congratulations! You wont the random drawing. Sorry for the late send. Thank you for your help!

You sent $400,000 to Davell with the message: Thank you for your help! You won the random drawing! Congratulations~!


Final drawing was slightly different. Everyone that made a hit (one hitters, banned people, etc.) were entered into this drawing. The amount was between 1 and 3 million!


You sent $2,000,000 to PapaLenin with the message: YOU ARE THE FINAL DRAWING WINNER! Thank you for all your help!

End Note:

If anyone is curious on why I have down votes, its because a player (Skipper [390936]) is trying to down vote me with the help of his faction. Guess he doesn't like that I am offering more payment and medical supplies. Haha

I down voted his myself, but feel free to do hits for him too. Here is a link to his forum post: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=59&t=16134624&b=0&a=0

No Longer Buying! Keep an eye out for next event! · · 30 likes

Hello Again Everyone! (Edit: Wed 18:07:07 - 22/04/20)

I am back to buying losses for 300k per hit. Read the rules! Just like before, I will be updating this post at minimum once a day. However, I usually update it many times a day. Keep an eye on the Remaining Hits to see how many losses I am buying.

EVENT IS CLOSED! THANKS TO EVERYONE PLAYING.
Everyone has been paid!
Below are the final winners and some extra winnings were rewarded for fun!




My Status: Offline! This event is closed
Remaining Hits: XXX

Rule:



1) Do not communicate with me. You will get no payment if you message me in any way (chat/message/event text/etc.) I don't need your help counting how many hits you made because I get event notifications. Don't ask if I am still buying because I update that daily and sometimes hourly. You can comment on the forum but not contact me. Last event, I had over 200 different people chat and message. It got crazy and wasn't worth it.

Payment:
There wont be immediate payments after your hits have ended because I wont know when people are fully done.
  • If I am online, my goal is to give payment within 10-30 minutes of the last hit being completed. It will be in a bulk payment.
  • If I am offline, I will be making payments within 24 hours. (Usually 8-12 hours) When I get back online, it will take me awhile to go through the events. Then I will start paying people asap. I cant give you an exact timeline on this since I have no idea how many events I will come back to find. I also am still working in real life and like to sleep...

We are now coming closer to the ending! I am now removing rule 2, so all single hits can now be done. Bulk hits are still good, but be careful when it gets below 100.
As of this moment (Tue 22:48:42 - 21/04/20), I will be accepting single hits. Anyone that did a single hit prior just needs to make one hit to get paid for all hits done.
I am making this change because the loss payments stop once I update the forum to say it has ended. My goal is to stop after the hit count is complete, but I will keep paying if I am lax in updating. Anything after the last update will not be paid. Again: PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU READ THIS POST BEFORE MAKING HITS.


Additional Information:
Like last time, I will also be giving out extra cash to people that make bulk hits over 30. They get an extra 50k per hit which is a minimum of 1.5 mil extra cash! (Total of 350k per hit for over 30 hits.) The attacks must be made in a row and not accumulative throughout the event.
Occasionally, I will give out medical supplies (First Aid Kits) based on a randomly generated number. Its like a raffle so do not expect to get them. I will give out the medical supplies when I get a chance. Payments are usually my first priority.



Now for the fun part!


There is also an ongoing cash raffle. I already made a list of 10 randomly generated numbers for the hits between 1-3000 so the person that happens to hit me at the right time will be sent bonus cash. The bonus cash will be randomly generated between 500k - 2mil. I will post below the lucky winners!


Winner List

1) Attack #156: You sent $1,200,000 to BossJairem with the message: Congratulations! You won the random attack drawing. Enjoy the bonus! Image



2) Attack #539: You sent $600,000 to iamslow with the message: Congratulations! You won the random attack drawing. Enjoy the bonus! Image



3) Attack #948: You sent $800,000 to blacktorn with the message: Congratulations! You won the random attack drawing. Enjoy the bonus! Image

4) Attack #1187: You sent $1,500,000 to Goodfornothing with the message: Congratulations! You won the random attack drawing. Enjoy the bonus! Image

5) Attack #1455: You sent $900,000 to Blight_Lupus with the message: Congratulations! You won the random attack drawing. Enjoy the bonus! Image

6) Attack #1824: You sent $1,400,000 to Shoebear with the message: Congratulations! You won the random attack drawing. Enjoy the bonus! Image

7) Attack #3028: You sent $1,700,000 to nilarmon with the message: Congratulations! You won the random attack drawing. Enjoy the bonus! Image

8) Attack #3373: You sent $1,000,000 to Greedyguyisme with the message: Congratulations! You won the random attack drawing. Enjoy the bonus! Image

9) Attack #3644: You sent $2,000,000 to drajingo with the message: Congratulations! You won the random attack drawing. Enjoy the bonus! Image

10) Attack #3937: You sent $1,100,000 to Feerin with the message: Congratulations! You won the random attack drawing. Enjoy the bonus! Image




Testing to see if anyone reads forum posts all the way to the end! After attacking you can get a 50k bonus if you make a post here and include the dead eye emoji dizzy in your post. You can say whatever you want in the post, but you must have the emoji. Emoji did change. Lets see who notices.
Not as many people as I was hoping! 8 people got paid 100k for putting the cool emoji in their post and only 4 got paid 50k for putting the dizzy emoji in their post. More people need to read to the end! Haha 12 out of 249 unique players read.... That is less than 5% Dx

Final Random Winner:


I did not mention this part, but I kept track of who made the most attacks during the 1-3000 hits... With a total of 301 attacks... blacktorn won the final prize!

You sent a Donator Pack to blacktorn with the message: Outstanding! You had the most hits during the event at 259 attacks (I did not count the ones after the 3000 hit) Enjoy the bonus prize! (Ignore the 259... my excel skills failed me...)
I was going to have a second and third prize winner but one of them is now in federal for being an alt :D Haha Oh well...
Hope to play again with you all in a few more months when I get more cash!

Spy Reports · · 5 likes

EDIT: CLOSED FOR VACATION ;3 I will remove this once I come back.

 

Full 3 mil. Partial 2 mil.

 

Send money with a name/list/faction name and I will return the report to you by chat and/or message.

 

Current points: 1153

 

Yes, I have points. Why is it always the people that want one or two spies that ask me if I have points? Do you think I can use over 1k points on your max of 2 spies? xD I keep this post updated, so current points is generally accurate.

Yes, I can do bulk spies. Send the list, or faction name, and it will be returned to you.

Yes, I can message you back the report(s) in chat or mail. If you have a preference let me know, but I will typically return the reports how I got the request. 

 

I will return money when I cannot complete a job or I used way less points than average (so you get a random discount).

 

~Keiko

error 500 · · 2 likes


Same issue with the 500. I hate to say it, but I think it is every page too. Here is just a few of the ones I personally had.

In Torn:
Home
Items
Faction
Bazaar
Crimes
Item Market
City Page
Random Player Pages

When Flying:
Random Player Pages
All Pages Associated with Using a Laptop
Market

Again, these are just the ones I had and usually it happens about 5+ times in less than 10 or so minutes. I receive the 500 error and logged out of Torn. I have to log back into Torn every single time. I have noticed that if I log in, immediately log out, click the option to log out of every device, then the problem goes away. Having multiple devices might be the issue, but not sure.

SELLING Bounty Slots 50k each · · 0 likes

I will update this forum as needed.

Selling anonymous bounty slots for $50k each.
You need to send bounty amount, the listing fee, and the anonymous bounty fee. Please make sure you message me before sending the money because I might not have the bounty slots available.

I will not do bounties under 50k or certain higher level players (bounties on a level 100 for 50k wont ever be claimed so not going to bother)

Example: You want to bounty someone for 100k each. Then you will need to send me 250k for each bounty slot.

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Spy Reports · · 5 likes

EDIT: CLOSED FOR VACATION ;3 I will remove this once I come back.

 

Full 3 mil. Partial 2 mil.

 

Send money with a name/list/faction name and I will return the report to you by chat and/or message.

 

Current points: 1153

 

Yes, I have points. Why is it always the people that want one or two spies that ask me if I have points? Do you think I can use over 1k points on your max of 2 spies? xD I keep this post updated, so current points is generally accurate.

Yes, I can do bulk spies. Send the list, or faction name, and it will be returned to you.

Yes, I can message you back the report(s) in chat or mail. If you have a preference let me know, but I will typically return the reports how I got the request. 

 

I will return money when I cannot complete a job or I used way less points than average (so you get a random discount).

 

~Keiko

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Found a company.
Looking for a job that will do daily training to increase my INT. I prefer a job that is willing to do multiple trains a day and has low to no cost for the training. My EE is at 3 and working stats below. No real preference on the company type, but please DM offers with company info.

Manual labor 254,801
Intelligence 67,002
Endurance 175,633
Total 497,436