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Cadvacado [491805] Level 90 The Pusheen Army TPA Tubby Kitten

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 2 likes

Looking for consistent & reliable employment. 

  • Manual labor 172,591
  • Intelligence 134,425
  • Endurance 197,758
  • Total 504,774
  • 10/10 employee effectiveness merits
  • Active multiple times a day
  • Currently drug free but when using, regular rebabs to preserve efficiency.

 

Looking for $4.25m a day. Would take less for a positioned focussed on Int. 

 

Let me know. Thanks. 

Cad.

 

Edit** - wow. Absolutely flooded with offers, thank you all. Working at the moment and will review and decide later this evening. 

Edit 2** - work now secured. Thanks for all your iffers. All the best with your companies. 

TPA / 4M R+ / +14% Gym / FAST PAY - REAL WARS · · 6 likes

🪔 Happy Diwali 🪔 

 

To our illustrious leader: Brother -Beesus-

 

wishing you many happy returns

 

with love from

 

your T.P.A family

 

x

TPA / 4M R+ / +14% Gym / FAST PAY - REAL WARS · · 5 likes

The tubby kittens about to become swole kittens as we commence our training month!

 

Before; following the winter hibernation & fattening process.

 


 

After; prepping for summer & cutting.




The roid abuse goes hard here. We listen & we don’t judge. 

 

TPA / 4M R+ / +14% Gym / FAST PAY - REAL WARS · · 5 likes

Pusheen back on top! 

Fourty-Four - Now Recruiting · · 11 likes

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Coming into my 20th year. 

For a very long time I played a bit - had a break/went inactive - repeat.

 

In the last year or two I was recruited into a proper faction & started to train properly / war properly / make money more efficiently.

 

It’s changed the game for me and gave me a renewed desire to play. 

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I chuckled.

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