Post the best/worst way you can think of to get kicked out of a restaurant. I'll pick my favorite from each day and send the poster something of mine. I'll keep it up as long as I can remember. I'll start.
Forget to wear pants to dinner.
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Post the best/worst way you can think of to get kicked out of a restaurant. I'll pick my favorite from each day and send the poster something of mine. I'll keep it up as long as I can remember. I'll start.
Forget to wear pants to dinner.
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