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10m bounty for lil' ole me · · 274 likes

I'm mildly amused and more than a little proud of this one.

Some fella named Artemis [1285627] had a bounty, so I collected it. Then this occured:


Artemis has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $1,000,000 and the reason: Don't f**k with me.

So naturally, I placed 10 x 100k bounties telling him to f**k off, because I'm a douche.


Artemis has placed 2 bounties on you with rewards of $2,500,000 and the reason: Can't piss on the piss
  • Artemis has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $500,000 and the reason: Get f**ked. 00:35:33 04/05/22
  • Artemis has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $1,000,000 and the reason: Lil bitch machine breaks...
Starting to get amusing now. Then he messages me and we talk. Keep in mind, I've never interacted with this fella before.


Artemis: You want more?
DoucheExMachina: You're mad because I collected a listed bounty on you lol
Artemis: I got 500mil where that came from and if you want to sinkhole into a billion dollars with Duke, you're more than welcome to sink your friends and Factions money into your stupidity.
Artemis: You can even argue with me and prove what a f**king random moron you are.
DoucheExMachina: You're the one who's mad lol
Artemis: Go cry somewhere else.
DoucheExMachina: You messaged me.
Artemis: Keep your inappropriate entertainment out of my economy.
DoucheExMachina: You mean playing the game and collecting bounties?
Artemis: And you mean anger by retaliation?
Artemis: You're worthless to me.
Artemis: Go away.
DoucheExMachina: You messaged me first.
Artemis: Oh you're childish, too.
Artemis: K.
Artemis: Bye.
DoucheExMachina: You've got some problems. I don't even understand why you're mad about a bounty getting collected.
Artemis: Oh look you're back.
Artemis: Here's my last bounty slot for you.
Artemis: Get all your little feeder friends to collect it.
DoucheExMachina: Maybe, if you could drop the tough guy act and talk reasonably we could get somewhere.
Artemis: Bring it on, see how long you last.
DoucheExMachina: Feeder friends?
DoucheExMachina: What is that?
Artemis: Your stupid little attention span probably won't keep up farther than your own cortisol levels.
DoucheExMachina: I really don't understand what you're talking about now. Do you need a hug?
Artemis: I'm not reading your shit, go away, child. An eye for an eye.
Artemis: Give it time and go away, or amend the wounds of your consequences and die.
DoucheExMachina: Lol because I collected a bounty, that's it? That's all you're mad about? I'll go away if you tell me in plain terms qhat you're so mad about.

Sometime during this chat came the massive bounty:

Artemis has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $10,000,000

Back to chatting:

Artemis: Oh look you're back.
Artemis: Here's my last bounty slot for you.
Artemis: Get all your little feeder friends to collect it.
DoucheExMachina: Maybe, if you could drop the tough guy act and talk reasonably we could get somewhere.
Artemis: Bring it on, see how long you last.
DoucheExMachina: Feeder friends?
DoucheExMachina: What is that?
Artemis: Your stupid little attention span probably won't keep up farther than your own cortisol levels.
DoucheExMachina: I really don't understand what you're talking about now. Do you need a hug?
Artemis: I'm not reading your shit, go away, child. An eye for an eye.
Artemis: Give it time and go away, or amend the wounds of your consequences and die.
DoucheExMachina: Lol because I collected a bounty, that's it? That's all you're mad about? I'll go away if you tell me in plain terms what you're so mad about.
Artemis: You got your drama. Byeeee
DoucheExMachina: I think you have me confused with someone you've got a feud with? I'm not looking for drama, I'm collecting bounties to work on finishing hit merits. You were a random, listed bounty. I have no idea who you are beyond that.
Artemis: Closing your shit. I can not read and type. Buh bye ??
DoucheExMachina: You've got some problems, bud. Hope you get therapy. Have a nice life.
Artemis: What embarrassing evidence of your unhinged cortisol levels are you leaving now? ?
Artemis: Maybe I'll look later after we see how much of your freedom you piss away, BitchAssNoMavchina
DoucheExMachina: No, really, who are you? I've never heard of you OR your faction. Are you someone I should know?
Artemis: How are you even still talking???
Artemis: Go away God I'm not reading your shit. Believe it.
Artemis: How do you even respond this far to what I've said?
Artemis: It's not possible you make sense for what you do in a game for entertainment.
DoucheExMachina: Because this is mildly entertaining and I'm trying to figure out if you're having fun or if you're mentally unhinged
Artemis: Wow you just don't shut up, do you
DoucheExMachina: Not really, no.
Artemis: Still cropping dust I see, brb I need to log out to prove a point to a shit in the wind.
DoucheExMachina: I've dealt with worse than you when it comes to bounties.
Artemis: Jesus go away.
DoucheExMachina: Then stop responding :P
Artemis: Go away
DoucheExMachina: I'm single. Wanna get married? Yu can live in my PI for free.
Artemis: f**k off you gnat
DoucheExMachina: And here I thought you liked me.
DoucheExMachina: :(
Artemis: 250k for everytime you spout of some shit
DoucheExMachina: some shit
DoucheExMachina: shit some
DoucheExMachina: s o m e s h i t
DoucheExMachina: Pay up, dude.

Then just for good measure:Artemis has placed 3 bounties on you with rewards of $100,000


So if I counted right, that's 22.3m in bounties so far. Not a lot, but I feel honored that I'm worth at least 10m to someone.


Who is this guy? Homie seems like he has some anger issues, I hope he gets some help.

An interesting discussion with a stranger · · 25 likes

Asperger's (Which had since been rolled into Autism Spectrum Disorder per the DSM 5) does not absolve someone of responsibility for their behavior.

You act shitty, get called on it, take responsibility and try to do better next time.

I have Asperger's (Again, the proper term is ASD now).

Asperger's is an explanation, not an excuse.

10m bounty for lil' ole me · · 59 likes

Sush and let me karma whore XD

Leslie's Freakshow · · 34 likes

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Over 4 pounds of cheese, raw meat, and fixings.

If you have a food fetish, you're in luck.


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Should've shaved before trying a face peel.

10m bounty for lil' ole me · · 58 likes

If you figure it out, let me know.

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Happy Pride Month · · 4 likes

The point is that if you're politely corrected on terminology by a member of the community that terminology refers to, you should listen instead of arguing about why you're actually right. 

Preston davey ·

He also needs to google what "marxism" is. 

Happy Pride Month · · 2 likes

I wouldn't jump straight to the Paradox of Tolerance just because some says they "listen to both sides". 

 

There is value in listening to *any* side of *any* argument - even hate, bigotry, and intolerance, if just to fully understand it to more effectively combat it. 

 

If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.

Sun Tzu, The Art of War

 

Understanding something is not the same as tolerating it. 

Happy Pride Month · · 4 likes

That first sentence is all you had to say. 

 

If that is your cousin's preferred term, then it is respectful to refer to them as such. 

 

To be clear, I haven't once judged you, not even with the "asshole" line - that was in general about free speech, not about you specifically. I've tried to engage with you and explain why certain terms are considered problematic. 

 

This also isn't censorship - that is prohibition of speech or other content by authority, usually the government. Private citizens with no power over each other arguing about what words should or shouldn't be used is not equivalent. 

 

Words *do* matter - they carry power and weight, and to deny that displays ignorance learned from privilege. I am not judging you, or calling you "evil", "villain", "bad", etc - merely making an observation. 

 

Before it's brought up - there are multiple types of privilege and experiencing discrimination in one area does not mean you cannot have privilege in another. 

Happy Pride Month · · 5 likes

Well, no, it's not like using the "n" word. The "n" word is much more offensive and hasn't been considered derisive for centuries. 

 

It's more akin to "colored", "*****", or "oriental" - other antiquated terms that are now considered improper and somewhat offensive. 

 

It's not much like using "slut", either. "Slut" has always been an insult and any push about that word is more about changing the its context as a gendered insult for women in general, not to cull the word from the lexicon in its entirety. 

 

You're free to disagree on whether or not a word is offensive *to you*, but you cannot declare a word universly non-offensive - you don't get to make that decision for other people. 

 

I'm saying that you *shouldn't* use certain words, not that you *cannot* - there is a difference. "Cannot" implies proscription and therefore consequences - something that only authority can impose whether it be legal from the government, professional from the workplace, or social from others around you. 

 

Yes, freedom of speech, but freedom of speech is not freedom from consequence other than legal. 

 

It comes down to common courtesy and respect- whether or not you have enough respect for another person to reasonably abridge your speech for their comfort. 

 

We have the 1st Amendment and the right to say whatever slur we wish here in the USA; I'd never agree with hate speech laws or legal consequence for using a particular word.

 

That said - you can be right and still be an asshole at the same time.  

 

Happy Pride Month · · 3 likes

Using the preferred labels that are commonly agreed upon as polite is part of "keeping the values of acceptance and understanding strong within any community". 

Happy Pride Month · · 2 likes

Yes, "transexual" is generally considered antiquated or ignorant at best and an offensive insult at worst, like calling a crossdresser a "transvestite" but worse. 

 

It has not been socially appropriate for several decades and it's mostly been phased out of medical terminology (where it started) as well. 

 

It's like how "retarded" used to be appropriate both socially and medically for developmental disabilities, but became a slur. Language changes over time. 

 

*Some* people may self-identify as "transexual" but most see it as a slur. It's best to ask a particular person what they prefer if you insist on using that word. 

Do you trust The Experts? ·

Are you anti-vax in general or just that one?

Do you trust The Experts? ·

Bet you never got the vaccine either, did ya champ?

MAGA Hypocrisy once again · · 2 likes

How about we keep people like you away from kids? 

Who the f**k nuke the shit out of me like its WW3! · · 5 likes

That's only because they can't find a faction full of children to bomb.

Faction Alliances (Updated 15/09/2026) ·

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Faction Alliances (Updated 15/09/2026) ·

I have no idea what you're talking about with all our territories being taken or keeping whatever territory. I didn't even want to do the random assault, I thought it was stupid. 

 

Y'all are salty as f**k about this though and as a white person, my food is in desperate need of seasoning so it caught my attention. 

 

The salt mine is now open for business and business is good.

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I *am* Mongo. 

 

The funniest part of all of this is how serious you SA folks are taking this, while we at Damage just keep laughing about it in faction chat and trolling you in the forums. 

 

Y'all really need to pull those wadded panties out of your ass cracks, goddamn. 

Faction Alliances (Updated 15/09/2026) · · 2 likes

We never claimed it was "for training", you dollar store McDipshit. 

 

We were bored. It was that simple. It wasn't about taking the territory *or* the faction. It was screwing around. 

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Guess SA stands for "Salty Assholes"  

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You mean 5m? That's nothing. 

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Sting3r mugged you and stole $270,000

 

 

Ooh, looks like Stinker got butthurt

Faction Alliances (Updated 15/09/2026) · · 8 likes

Better watch out for sharp objects lest they pop thst overinflated ego, Stinker.

 

Anyone else smell bitch in here?

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