Some fella named Artemis [1285627] had a bounty, so I collected it. Then this occured:
Artemis has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $1,000,000 and the reason: Don't f**k with me.
So naturally, I placed 10 x 100k bounties telling him to f**k off, because I'm a douche.
Artemis has placed 2 bounties on you with rewards of $2,500,000 and the reason: Can't piss on the piss
- Artemis has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $500,000 and the reason: Get f**ked. 00:35:33 04/05/22
- Artemis has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $1,000,000 and the reason: Lil bitch machine breaks...
Artemis: You want more?
DoucheExMachina: You're mad because I collected a listed bounty on you lol
Artemis: I got 500mil where that came from and if you want to sinkhole into a billion dollars with Duke, you're more than welcome to sink your friends and Factions money into your stupidity.
Artemis: You can even argue with me and prove what a f**king random moron you are.
DoucheExMachina: You're the one who's mad lol
Artemis: Go cry somewhere else.
DoucheExMachina: You messaged me.
Artemis: Keep your inappropriate entertainment out of my economy.
DoucheExMachina: You mean playing the game and collecting bounties?
Artemis: And you mean anger by retaliation?
Artemis: You're worthless to me.
Artemis: Go away.
DoucheExMachina: You messaged me first.
Artemis: Oh you're childish, too.
Artemis: K.
Artemis: Bye.
DoucheExMachina: You've got some problems. I don't even understand why you're mad about a bounty getting collected.
Artemis: Oh look you're back.
Artemis: Here's my last bounty slot for you.
Artemis: Get all your little feeder friends to collect it.
DoucheExMachina: Maybe, if you could drop the tough guy act and talk reasonably we could get somewhere.
Artemis: Bring it on, see how long you last.
DoucheExMachina: Feeder friends?
DoucheExMachina: What is that?
Artemis: Your stupid little attention span probably won't keep up farther than your own cortisol levels.
DoucheExMachina: I really don't understand what you're talking about now. Do you need a hug?
Artemis: I'm not reading your shit, go away, child. An eye for an eye.
Artemis: Give it time and go away, or amend the wounds of your consequences and die.
DoucheExMachina: Lol because I collected a bounty, that's it? That's all you're mad about? I'll go away if you tell me in plain terms qhat you're so mad about.
Sometime during this chat came the massive bounty:
Artemis has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $10,000,000
Back to chatting:
Artemis: Oh look you're back.
Artemis: Here's my last bounty slot for you.
Artemis: Get all your little feeder friends to collect it.
DoucheExMachina: Maybe, if you could drop the tough guy act and talk reasonably we could get somewhere.
Artemis: Bring it on, see how long you last.
DoucheExMachina: Feeder friends?
DoucheExMachina: What is that?
Artemis: Your stupid little attention span probably won't keep up farther than your own cortisol levels.
DoucheExMachina: I really don't understand what you're talking about now. Do you need a hug?
Artemis: I'm not reading your shit, go away, child. An eye for an eye.
Artemis: Give it time and go away, or amend the wounds of your consequences and die.
DoucheExMachina: Lol because I collected a bounty, that's it? That's all you're mad about? I'll go away if you tell me in plain terms what you're so mad about.
Artemis: You got your drama. Byeeee
DoucheExMachina: I think you have me confused with someone you've got a feud with? I'm not looking for drama, I'm collecting bounties to work on finishing hit merits. You were a random, listed bounty. I have no idea who you are beyond that.
Artemis: Closing your shit. I can not read and type. Buh bye ??
DoucheExMachina: You've got some problems, bud. Hope you get therapy. Have a nice life.
Artemis: What embarrassing evidence of your unhinged cortisol levels are you leaving now? ?
Artemis: Maybe I'll look later after we see how much of your freedom you piss away, BitchAssNoMavchina
DoucheExMachina: No, really, who are you? I've never heard of you OR your faction. Are you someone I should know?
Artemis: How are you even still talking???
Artemis: Go away God I'm not reading your shit. Believe it.
Artemis: How do you even respond this far to what I've said?
Artemis: It's not possible you make sense for what you do in a game for entertainment.
DoucheExMachina: Because this is mildly entertaining and I'm trying to figure out if you're having fun or if you're mentally unhinged
Artemis: Wow you just don't shut up, do you
DoucheExMachina: Not really, no.
Artemis: Still cropping dust I see, brb I need to log out to prove a point to a shit in the wind.
DoucheExMachina: I've dealt with worse than you when it comes to bounties.
Artemis: Jesus go away.
DoucheExMachina: Then stop responding :P
Artemis: Go away
DoucheExMachina: I'm single. Wanna get married? Yu can live in my PI for free.
Artemis: f**k off you gnat
DoucheExMachina: And here I thought you liked me.
DoucheExMachina: :(
Artemis: 250k for everytime you spout of some shit
DoucheExMachina: some shit
DoucheExMachina: shit some
DoucheExMachina: s o m e s h i t
DoucheExMachina: Pay up, dude.
Then just for good measure:
- Artemis has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $500,000
- Artemis has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $1,000,000
- Artemis has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $5,000,000
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[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)] has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $250,000[/background] - Artemis has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $250,000
- Artemis has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $500,000
So if I counted right, that's 22.3m in bounties so far. Not a lot, but I feel honored that I'm worth at least 10m to someone.
Who is this guy? Homie seems like he has some anger issues, I hope he gets some help.