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TornGeneral [692276] Level 55 The Collective JTF © Citizen

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PlayerZero's Missing Keepsake · · 15 likes

This game never ceases to amaze...

 

What is Ched walking around with his eyes closed?

 

A blind player with a hammer up his arse would know that PlayerZero deserves his own bust in the TC treasure room. 

 

He boasts a meagure 820 days on this great earth but has amassed 291 karma, well beyond Torn's greatest dildo D3vil on 22..

 

Don't want to be part of this anymore, where can I leave?. Comment 'Justice' for a chance at winning my stuff. 

Well... This just happened. · · 34 likes

11:19:10 - 16/12/23 You used 5 energy searching the dump and found a Christmas Cracker dropped by Duke


Picked an online randomer on Global.. onesat

13:12:30 - 16/12/23 You used a Christmas Cracker with onesat and lost 201 happiness

But..

13:12:30 - 16/12/23 TornGeneral used a Christmas Cracker providing you with 1x Parachute, 1x Paper Crown : Yellow


...

Drops in the city? · · 22 likes

Oh no.... not your flying income

R.I.P Queen Elizabeth. · · 11 likes

As an Irishman, I don't really care.
26+6=1

Name my baby for $100m · · 2 likes

Spartacus

Recent archived posts

6797 days old and.... *Drug Divs* · · 9 likes

Finally...

 

Found an SE in the city! 

 

22:17:01 - 22/09/26 You found a Skateboard in the city

 

Random drugs for random posts**

 

 

You sent 5x Ketamine to Cat_Nip.

You sent some Xanax to Albertoo

You sent 6x Ecstasy to MunkyBone

You sent some Love Juice to SweeneyTodd

-Clansdancer 3550 days ago · · 1 like

Bring back Vater or Dr. Mark

Royal Flush vs Straight Flush - The Biggest Cooler in Torn History + Giveaway ·

Damn

What did you get this month for your subscriber- · · 2 likes

You found a Box of Medical Supplies and a Lawyer's Business Card on your doorstep. R.I.P

Oh boy the first of the month... ·

You found a Box of Medical Supplies and a Lawyer's Business Card on your doorstep.

 

Bruuuh.. 

 

Thanks for the 400k Ched. 

Move train and fire buttons apart for company directors · · 1 like

Agreed 

Egg Counts Event ·

2

Lucky lotto winner · · 1 like

Damnnnnn... Its a thunderous disgrace!! I demand action!! 

*Shakes fist*

Where are u from guys? :D · · 3 likes

Ireland baby

What did you get this month for your subscriber- ·

You found a Tin of Treats and a Cutesy Cache on your doorstep.

PlayerZero's Missing Keepsake · · 15 likes

This game never ceases to amaze...

 

What is Ched walking around with his eyes closed?

 

A blind player with a hammer up his arse would know that PlayerZero deserves his own bust in the TC treasure room. 

 

He boasts a meagure 820 days on this great earth but has amassed 291 karma, well beyond Torn's greatest dildo D3vil on 22..

 

Don't want to be part of this anymore, where can I leave?. Comment 'Justice' for a chance at winning my stuff. 

32% Weaken Claymore, 22% Plunder + more! ·

Amazing service 

Happy Laggoween! · · 3 likes

So laggy... Brother posted this last Halloween 🎃 

Top 20 Stats (Dividends included) ·

Congratulations 👏🏻 

100b Mugged + 4x SE Giveaway ·

Congrats - what an achievement 👏🏻 

(SE giveaway)1y RW trade, 160b+ NW, quitting torn ·

Posts generic crap for some free shizz.

 

Thanks in advance 

DAY FOUR - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Wanna hear a joke?

 

What has two red cheeks and a big amount of grey hair?

 

Ched's ass

You were sent D3vl's Keepsake from bogie, asshat! ·

Wow I'm 13 days older than D3VL 

Leaving Torn, Giving Away My Stuff ·

Congratulations and good luck. Also send what you can my way. Unless it's plastic swords... 

Up 50b in RR + 2x SE giveaway [Ended] ·

Nicely done. Congratulations to you!