Do you have deep hatred to some one? Got mugged repeatedly? Or you want to annoy your enemy?
EMBARGO is the right choice!
its anonymous, halves target happines
Sent 4M with message : embargo Roso [693723]
I will sent the event notification as job confirmation
If you need precise timing please let me know 24hours before.
First five buyer will get 50% discount, but you have to give testimonial review. You still have to pay 6M first, and after you posted the testimonial review i will refunded 3M.
19:13:25 - 04/04/25 You used 50 / 745 job points on Embargo reducing xxxxxx's happiness from 2,493 to 1,247
19:13:50 - 04/04/25 You used 50 / 695 job points on Embargo reducing xxxxxx's happiness from 1,247 to 624
EMBARGO the 3* Oilrig perks, terrible annoyance! - An embargo halves your target's current happiness! - Embargoes are anonymous! - Targets can be abroad, in jail or hospital! - No risk of failure! - Memorable! Especially compared to a measly bounty. Nobody will want to mess with you!
vs Prank Items : - Pranks only reduce happiness by 20% - Pranks aren't anonymous - Pranks require the target to be home - Pranks can embarrassingly fail!
Optional EMBARGO Scenarios :
Embargoing someone on their way back from Switzerland is a seriously dick move. Now they gotta fly back if they want to train.
Embargoing someone that choco jumps or happy jumps will cost them millions.
Embargoing someone under level 15 (without access to rehab) will ruin their training for the week.
Embargoing someone without a PI is a real nuisance since they lose out on passive energy regen during the trip to rehab.
Embargoing someone reading a Happy Book.
Repeated use a real nuance for those that just want to train, train, train (for instance during CaffeineCon).
Comedic way of addressing a faction member training during a war/chain.
Embargoing plushie and xanax runners so that they are forced to fly to Switzerland for a lower profit. Maybe you can meet them there and guide them to a stretcher.