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124 of the "204" -- The Name List · · 47 likes


Great job. These players all deserve commendation for playing ahead of the curve and providing so much excitement this week.

pp tactic · · 66 likes


shh.. now we're going to have to argue about how holding duke is exploiting a bug or some such nonsense

Mafia [GAME OVER! CONGRATS MAFIA!] · · 6 likes

We're doomed lol

edit - since they deleted it - this was in reference to Star-Storm voting for kidboss nearly 2 hours after he had already been lynched..

Mafia [GAME OVER! CONGRATS MAFIA!] · · 6 likes

are you shitting me

Mafia [GAME OVER! CONGRATS MAFIA!] · · 5 likes

I do nothing special? Heck yeah, it's what I'm best at. Been doing that for years.

Recent archived posts

Time to say goodbye · · 1 like

Didn't read any of that, but feel free to send me all your assets

I am the captain now · · 5 likes

On one hand, removal from a faction for inactivity is pretty reasonable, but this is a level of spite and pettiness I can really appreciate

Have 44B BS? Paying 6M for 1 hit (Invictus) ·

Hi everyone -

 I have waited *way* to long to get this silly Invictus merit (get a defend vs someone with 2x your BS).  

 

So if you have over 44B (billion, with a B) battle stats, I'm willing to pay you 6M for the merit.  Reply here to coordinate to prevent multiple hitters, please. I will not pay out for failed attempts but I can make accommodations for multiples tries where we eventually make it work. 

My 1st year - 250b NW, 500m TBS! ·

You were bankrolled a large amount to get started.  It's a lot easier to make money when you already have it.  Congrats, though.

Faction Alliances (Updated 15/09/2026) · · 11 likes

This news is gonna go crazy once we get around to finding out about it

The bogie-Approved Faction Websocket Mugbot Design · · 4 likes

Well said.  The mug scripting in this game is really out of hand and should have been checked a long time ago, but as always, the big dogs are in on the action and we can't hurt their feelings until they make a stock market's worth of profit.

DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY - DAY ONE ·

Why is Elims so booty cheeks? · · 4 likes

Can we just get an update to missions or something instead?

JLT AUTUMN 2025 CUSTOM BANNERS ·

version M

 

BrianRampage

 

League 4

 

(Thank you!)

Best activity streak, tracking 1881 players strong · · 1 like

Hey I think I belong here, sorry if I'm late to the party

Torn Blocked in Russia · · 4 likes

As an American, I can say without reserve that we also don't deserve access to this game if international (and domestic) politics are justifiable reasons to block civilians from playing.

Black Egg income 2025 · · 2 likes

19:37:17 - 18/04/25 You used a Black Easter Egg gaining $11,519,703

 

Well.. that was incredibly underwhelming

(SE giveaway)1y RW trade, 160b+ NW, quitting torn ·

Yeah I'll take your stuff, fine, twist my arm

DAY ELEVEN - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Duke, have a nice Christmas. Hopefully way away from us hooligans.

DAY FOUR - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Everyone talking about dune armor but nobody wants to talk about dune 2 chicks at the same time

Uncle & Champion Quits Monarch/WW Leadership ·

Dang that's crazy can I have both of y'all's stuff 

Spooky Lucky Dip ·

Island War 2 starts in 3 days and your faction is obligated to participate for no benefit.

Up 50b in RR + 2x SE giveaway [Ended] ·

Teach me your ways

TTT - Torn Wide Comp for June! Sign Ups Closed! ·

And my axe (in)

{RW} MR VS IBB · · 2 likes

when does this start