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Unimpressed [862918] Level 100 Monarch HQ |X| Agent
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- 6* mine, 27x highest stat up to 5m/day
- 9* Ladies Strip Club (def bonuses) hiring
- 12% revit bt and bleed/powerful dbl bonus m4
- 25% red execute pistol - high accuracy, good RoF
- AH - less than 10 minutes left. 22% slow macana
- Company perks - "gym experience"
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I tried to post this a few months ago but the image host deleted it within an hour or two. Let’s see if I can do it right the second time.
8b obo
Open to offers. I've been using it for about ten months and love it as its one of the best ways to start a fight I've seen, but it might need to be sold so I can afford some other goals. If I can get a good offer, it'll sell...if not, I'll offload a few smaller things and keep this one.
High accuracy and 25% execute feels like a great combo to me.
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Edit-it’s viewable in display. As long as it’s there, it’s available
30 minutes remaining for both!
I hate selling things, so threw them all in the auction house.
EOD Apron: SOLD
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booked
I’m looking to buy low star oil rig within the next couple days. Ideally 18 employees and minimal other upgrades. I don’t even care if it’s profitable or mostly abandoned.
Most likely will be starting one from scratch shortly, but thought it was worth at least trying this approach first.
Three good (one really good) oranges in the AH, ending in 24 hours.
its fun to roll stacks of motivation.
I bought this two years ago from a forum auction and have loved it. You'd have to do the math to figure out how much benefit the 7% expose benefits the bloodlust, but I'd assume its at least a percentage or two--plus extra outgoing damage is ALWAYS good. To be honest, I didn't intend to put it in AH, its only here cause I misclicked and was dumb enough to not realize it. I'm still debating if I want to effectively buy it back or not, but I'm leaning towards letting it go as I don't really need multiple swords.

This thing does a lot of damage when it hits, but I get irrationally angry about missing so I'm not keeping it as long as I'd planned.
I tried to post this a few months ago but the image host deleted it within an hour or two. Let’s see if I can do it right the second time.
8b obo
- Manual labor 101,561
- Intelligence 213,661
- Endurance 210,618
- Total 525,840
10 EE merits.
open to anything with high pay OR combat related perks. Preference given to 10* tv networks.
Open to offers. I've been using it for about ten months and love it as its one of the best ways to start a fight I've seen, but it might need to be sold so I can afford some other goals. If I can get a good offer, it'll sell...if not, I'll offload a few smaller things and keep this one.
back to it. details in top post
looking for a long term employee
6* mine. 11.5b or best offer
sellback value = 8.3b
invested = 10.349 (storage level 1, staff room level 4, company size level 4)
runs itself, but im willing to stick around as a free employee for a bit to help you get the hang of things if you'd like.
bump-need two employees (had an irl vacation, they were kind enough to wait until it was over so i didnt have to mess with torn while away)
im willing to pay a little extra for high stats, or accept someone with lower stats.
back to the top while awake, because it turns out that bumping the thread right before collapsing into sleep isn't a great idea.
To the top! Hiring one! 25x your highest stat, preferably man or end
one applicant needed. would prefer high stats (and will pay high prices), but if you are at least 20k or higher man and end, i'll give you 25x your highest stat as salary.
one applicant needed....it should be you!
still expanding, still hiring!
To the top!
still true!
Now hiring anyone with at least 10k in any two stats. Paying 30x your highest stat.
Bump. Still hiring anyone for above market rate who wants to get in on the ground floor.
Feel free to apply :) higher stats are great but activity is the most important. No one is being turned down.