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My Wife is 7 months pregnant · · 478 likes

She says to me today "are you gonna be able to spend 24 hours (during my labor) to pay close attention to me without a break to have a little time to yourself?"

Me: "I think the priority is pretty obvious, so yes"

Her: "What about Torn?? What happens if you get stuck in China and you can't do your acid?"

Me, laughing: "Oh honey, I might lose my job but whatever, I'm in high demand"

Her: "Yeah you are!"

She's never played a day in her life, but she loves to pretend xD

Edit: Thanks for the well wishes guys :)

Are you a dude? · · 4 likes

We are a collective of chill dudes of all kinds (men, women, whatever) who are just tryin' to take it easy, man. We invite all aspiring chill folks to come in, go with the flow and watch the reactionaries flail and try to swim up stream.

 

What am I blathering on about?

 

I'm talkin' about:

 

  • Takin' it easy
  • OCs 2.0 for the respect and payout
  • Eventually unlocking revive perks so we can be more excellent to others
  • Open and limber-minded to other ideas
  • Are you out of your element? We're beginner friendly, dude!


Stop worrying so much whether you’ll make it into the finals. Kick back with some friends and some oat soda and whether you roll strikes or gutters, do your best to be true to yourself and others – that is to say, abide.

 

Come check us out!

Huh · · 5 likes

I'm willing to bet that around 80% of "women" in this game are actually dudes.

Post hot pictures in your profile all you like, all I see is dicks.

Huh · · 4 likes

Like the powerful beast and legendary Aurochs of old I will use you and ride my blade into the earth and tear the ground asunder behind the might of your gargantuan hooves and bless my children with the gift of your milk.

Huh · · 4 likes

*grabs a bucket* C'mere Bessie, you've got sore utters and I've got the cure.

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Just what in god's name are you blathering on about?

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Hey man these OC 2.0 things are far out. Come help us do more?

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We ripped off a church! Not very dudely, but hey, we need respect.

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I also got fired from the garden center for taking too many leaves

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Man I got let go of the calendar factory for taking too many days off

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The problem with being a cross-eyed teacher is you can never keep your pupils straight

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Gummies have got to be one of my favorite ways to abide

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Remember: throwing stones in glass houses will sink ships!

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I bought a jacket and it immediately caught fire. That's what I get for buying a blazer.

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Being back at work is a bummer, man, but at least the organization hasn't blocked Torn. Come say hello!

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It's Labor Day, which means I'm going to do as little as possible

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Lego Harry Potter's a great game to play with a five year old, man

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It's fine day for a...wait, what day is it?

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Had a couple white Russians this evening, very chill night 

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What's your best bowling score?