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Parasite [913159] Level 75

Forum posts (Torn's count): 71 observed 18 Sep 2026
Archived posts: 47
Threads started (archived): 4

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From the 47 newest archived posts.

General Discussion 17 posts
Trading Post 10 posts
Company Recruitment 9 posts
Community Events 5 posts
Properties 2 posts
Faction Recruitment 1 post
Graphics 1 post
Bugs & Issues 1 post

Threads started

[AH] Marauder Pants - Highest spec on market Trading Post · 5 Sep 2024 · 8 replies · 45 views
Need profile picture designed :) Graphics · 24 Jun 2020 · 4 replies · 101 views
'One of a kind' properties Properties · 29 Aug 2019 · 2 replies · 101 views
LOOKING FOR JOB - LOOK AT MY STATS Company Recruitment · 13 Aug 2019 · 0 replies · 15 views

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · 17 Jun 2020 · 1 like

Manual labor 104,513
Intelligence 115,284
Endurance 77,570

Looking for a job in 9*/10* Adult Novelty

Best Dressed Pet Competition · 3 Jan 2021 · 9 likes

Even after giving him copious amounts of treats and a high of catnip, he was reluctant to wear his custom made Santa outfit...
...but hope you like my 'Ched hunting the naughty elves'

[image: i.imgur.com]
[image: i.imgur.com]
[image: i.imgur.com]

[AH] Marauder Pants - Highest spec on market · 5 Sep 2024 · 1 like

Marauder Pants - Highest armor and quality stats currently on the market

Armor: 53.98

Quality: 39.69

Bonus: 4% Imperviable

Available in Auction House, listing ends just after 19:00 TCT Friday 6th September

'One of a kind' properties · 29 Aug 2019 · 1 like

Heyy guys,

When i first joined 10+ years ago I can remember there being 'one of a kind' properties that were listed once in a while in the auction house.

Anyone else remember these? I can remember one being named the 'bunker' or having a bunker as part of the image for it.

Curious as i've just started playing Torn again recently and wondered what happened to them =D

Need profile picture designed :) · 24 Jun 2020 · 2 likes

Hi all!

I'm looking for a custom profile picture similar to the image below (similar colours/font)

Please direct message me if this is something you'd be able to design, willing to pay whatever the required $$$ for a good design.

- Image will need to include username and ID where 'Xanax' is currently placed

- Not really wanting a giant baby in the background lol =D

- Would like the image to be still (but if an animation is possible I may consider this)

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Recent archived posts

Looking for a faction; post details here · 18 May 2026, 17:36 TCT · 1 like

Looking to join a faction that has level 8+ OCs available with a fair participant payout and good gym perks.

Unfortunately, I cannot commit to RWs every week.

Drop me a message :)

DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY - DAY TWELVE · 26 Dec 2024, 10:18 TCT · 1 like

Snowman Coffee from Costa!

DAY ELEVEN - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY · 24 Dec 2024, 14:26 TCT

Parasite’s Italian accent is so ~~bad~~ good, it evolved into an entirely different accent. Ya Filthy Animal Dukey, first beating our meat and now this, Merry Christmas.

https://imgur.com/a/8f8yoka

DAY ELEVEN - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY · 24 Dec 2024, 09:42 TCT

I'll need to dig out a Christmas costume for this one

DAY EIGHT - DUKES CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY · 21 Dec 2024, 09:36 TCT

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals!

DAY SEVEN - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY · 20 Dec 2024, 10:03 TCT

Oh no, my Christmas Town income!