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Another vault thief · · 83 likes

Hey everyone,

Most of you have probably never heard of me, but I run a casual faction for training and helping newer players get started. Today one of our members StoneSheisty [2949262] decided to empty our vault and take the RW weapons we had. Probably about 3b total value.

I have always known this was a possibility so I was prepared for it, especially with the influence Lat's heist has had lately. A stock block sold later and we're in the green, unfortunately the weapons will be harder to replace. I'll miss the proficience BT MP9s the most as they helped our newer players get to 15 a bit faster.

Yes, I ignored the common wisdom of giving players under a year permissions they probably shouldn't have, but this post is more of a warning to others that this player shouldn't be trusted.

In other news, does anyone have some good bounty service recommendations?

Edit:

All items and money have been returned, thank you to all of you who were supportive.


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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 2 likes

Looking for ideally a 10* TV but open to other offers

 

Manual labor 48,415

Intelligence 428,070

Endurance 237,360

Total 713,845

 

Available to start 9/24

Please mail instead of chat

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Looking for a 10* TV for Halloween.

 

Manual labor 51,424

Intelligence 459,291

Endurance 251,081

Total 761,796

 

I have Brown-nosing The Boss available to use as well. 

 

Please reach out via mail.

 

Edit: 10/10EE

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Hey everyone, just here to add a little context. This all started when Brockman mugged one of my faction members for about 3m. I did a stat spy to just to check him out and noticed he was carrying some cash. So I mugged him back for 2.6m.

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At this point I assumed this was the end. However I was wrong. I woke up to bounties, merc contracts and flight delays on my members. Looking a little like this.

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Seems a bit excessive, so I go to try to talk to the guy to find I'm blocked. I contact his leadership, let them know this guy is trying to singlehandedly go to war with my whole faction, and he'll probably be getting hit a few times for it.

 

This is obviously an inconvenience to my guys but this shit happens, it's torn. While we're chatting and sharing some of the shit he's been saying the message to Soapy comes up and I advise him to report it, because that kind of thing rubs me the wrong way.

 

Well I guess since he can't hit me, he decides to focus all his rage on Soapy.

 

I go about my day hitting him between the merc hits noticing he's changed his profile to this

 

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And later get this gem while he unblocked me just long enough to send it.

 

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I told Soapy to let me know if he keeps it going, so I guess it's time to start hosping him again.

 

I know some of you like screenshots and drama so I included a few.

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Looking for a 10* TV for Halloween.

 

Manual labor 51,424

Intelligence 459,291

Endurance 251,081

Total 761,796

 

I have Brown-nosing The Boss available to use as well. 

 

Please reach out via mail.

 

Edit: 10/10EE

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I like to recommend a Penetrate Enfield as a starter RW weapon. It's a consistent perk on a solid base. 

 

Not sure if you can find one for 100m though, you may want to work on your NW first as Maki said.

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On the other hand, why are we still talking about it? There have been some big RMT feds that are much more interesting to me.

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I'll be doing the other two until the price drops.

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I gotta give props to LaFamilia, still way ahead respect wise while heavily outnumbered.

 

Good job guys!

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Seems like a bad time for a recruiting push.

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You're a little late buddy, this post is older than your time in shat.

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Yet another shire story · · 1 like

Little off topic, but from what I remember the original isn't tied to racism. It was however heavily adopted by some... rather sketchy groups, so now it has some racist connections. 

 

It's unfortunate how some bad apples seem to spoil innocuous things.

 

On topic, are we going to get some merc contracts on LG or will I be waiting til Halloween? 

 

Edit: Lazon beat me to it

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