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Babe I am like a Rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.

Not really anythin too major, but last night I got notified I had 3 days of donator status left.....100's of times. I guess this happened while things were going on (unscheduled down time.) My phone would not stop going off until I removed the battery.

Amazing person. 10/10 would ask them to start my heart again.

*Removed*

Success.

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Not really anythin too major, but last night I got notified I had 3 days of donator status left.....100's of times. I guess this happened while things were going on (unscheduled down time.) My phone would not stop going off until I removed the battery.

Bogies

Respect for not rejecting someone the second they spoke their mind.

Stupendous

Got too drunk at a friend's Halloween party after playing a game of beer pong before shot pong, while drinking between. Got so plastered I made out with the wrong police woman, humped my friend for 100 bucks, but the worst part happened after everyone else left.

My buddy we will call aus, his mate lil and I are on the porch relaxing when I decided I wanted water and a blanket. So I opened the door I took one step inside to feel a lovely squish beneath my feet....his dog had dropped the biggest pile of shit I'd ever seen, I mean it came up to the top of my ankle. So I turn and looked aus in the eyes and said.

"Your dog is amazing and deserves a ribbon for this shit"

That's the last thing I remember, the next morning I woke up still drunk and with dried shit on my feet and a puddle of blood near my head. I was told "you face planted on the floor after telling me my dog deserved a ribbon, fell into the floor breaking your nose and lil had to snap your nose back and stop the bleeding."

Babe I am like a Rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.